
You sit by your window and stare off into the space. The snow is piling up outside and everything is iced over. It’s that time of the year again. The time of year for freezing your buns off shoveling snow. Monotonously, you fetch your shovel and venture outside to face your worst enemy, your driveway.
After wading your way through knee-high snow for hours trying to clear a path, your boots, socks, and gloves have become completely soaked. Your shovel is nothing more then an icy stick of doom good for nothing but perhaps hitting pesky neighbors over the head with because it’s too darn frozen to even hold onto. Man, you’re not getting anywhere with this shoveling business. It’s not for you. That’s when you see it. The outline of a giant teacup illuminating the sky. It summons you. You know exactly where you’re gonna go. You’re gonna go to the ultimate most awesome, biggest tea party ever. That’s right. The ultimate most awesomest, biggest tea party and this time you’re not doing it by force. ( sweatdrop )
Off you run. You slip down paths and slide across roads running into old ladies and knocking over small children and junk until there it is. You see it. A small, cozy little cabin sitting on the edge of a frozen lake right next to the guild mansion. You let out a sigh of relief and run through the doors. A brand new pair of slippers awaits you in the coatroom, as usual, and a fire roars in the fireplace. At last, you have arrived. At last you are safe, warm, and far away from the horror that is your snow-covered driveway.
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All right! We’ve reached page 75. I applaud you all. I never would have suspected that the thread would have made it this far with little to no problems along the way. Now, I am proud to announce that as the thread’s first year is drawing to a close, and we are also creeping up on the 100-page mark. That is why I’ve decided to have a contest. The first person to post on the 100th page will get 1k. If for some reason I’m the first person to post on the page it’ll be passed onto the second person, because I’m not about to give myself gold. >.< That’s all I’ve got for now, so keep keeping on.
Menu:
Well... anything you want, but mainly tea
Rules:
Follow the guild rules.
Updates:
- New intro!
- Banner (it was a 5-min thing, but it'll do for now)
- 75 pages!
- new poll! Huzzah!