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 Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:49 am
To all of those who have already been through bootcamp what are the best DI (Drill Instructor) quotes you've heard? Here are some of mine from bootcamp:
-One of our recruits always made these terrible and twisted faces when doing pull-ups. So our SDI (Senior Drill Instructor) remarked, "I'd like to see your face the first time you get laid!"
-"Oh that's f*cking awesome!" and "Back home right now your girlfriend has 3 c*cks in her mouth."
Here are some funny quotes that my great-uncle who was in Vietnam told me:
-His DI was commenting on their 1st formation to Chapel, "That's it girls, embarrass me in front of god and the whole f*cking world!"
-Back in 1968, all recruits were "Slimes", "Pukes" "Maggots" & "Sh!tbirds"
Black recruits were called, "Splibs" & and whites were, "Chucks"
All recruits' girlfriends were referred to as "Suzie RottonCrotch"
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:45 am
I'm just the girlfriend, so I didn't hear anything about the really bad quotes.
I heard a lot of "OKAY THING ONE ARMS DISTANCE!"
Followed by a bellowing laugh and "********' assholes."
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:14 am
I remember my husband telling me once that his Drill Instructor went around asking people if they knew who the Cobra Commander was. When he got to my husband he skipped him, saying something like "I know you already know."
And a few weeks ago, he was remenicing, and started tapping me on my glasses doing the whole "You are not an 'I' " this is an eye" thing. It was odd.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:41 pm
Well, I'm not a Marine, but I am a Soldier and I remember my Drill Sergeant's favorite quote.
"You wanna play ******** around? Okay, we'll play ******** around. Front leaning rest position... MOVE!"
Ah... the good ol' days of simple obedience.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:48 pm
My cousin is a SEAL and he said that he heard a lot of this:
"You only had 3 seconds left. Right hand shoulder position, move."
"Put out or get out, puke"
"Your gonna do push-ups until I'M EXHAUSTED!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:46 pm
Was your father a rooster? Because you sure look like a c**k gobbler to me.
That was my favorite anyway...
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:18 pm
My Drill use to say "DAMN, Genia!" All the time. Genia was his wife and every time we ******** up he always yelled that. Near the end of or Basic Training we all ended up saying that phrase all the time. (lol, only funny to those who were there.)
Some of my other favs.
"I can smell you all, smelly a** privates!"
"Mmmm. This ice cream sure taste good... mmmmmm." (he did during the heat in frount of us... so mean but funny."
"two five go!" which meant 25 pushups.
"One fatty fatty! Two fatty fatty" (durning sit ups.)
"One chesseburger! Two Cheeseburgers!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:32 pm
"HO LEE SHI"
not my drill seargent but the one down the hallway from us always said that, He of corse and three soildiers by the name of "ho" "Lee" and "shi"
I wonder what he would say if he where in my unit since we have a 'soon' as well?
He was crazy but awesome
ah the good old days
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:45 am
This was at an ROTC compitition wiht Marine DI's as the judges well one of our support people (( dresesd in BDU's people not compeating helping the one who are get ready setting up the changeing rooms etc etc etc.)) had a lint roller hanging out of her back pocket and a DI turns at yells at her.
"YOU FEMALE! FEMALE IN THE BDU'S!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:46 pm
warrent officer mathews to a bunch of recrutes on parade....these were cadets who were training there.
its blazing heat and this little cadet platoon in marching along...mathews was in mid conversation with an L.T and stopped dead...ran full tilt accross the square and yelled (he has been in the army for 30 yrs and has been in combat so hes quite a frightening guy to a 12 y.o) " JESUS JESUS JESUS SERGENT GET THAT FAT KID OFF MY PARADE SQUARE!! IM TALKING TO YOU FATTY GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!! and he chased him off....im serious. then walked over to the L.T and continued the converstation.
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:57 pm
When i was in sea cadets my co looked like a dude but was a woman and dman did that confuse the hell out of me (but i learned quick lol) and when there was a plebe he answered her yes SIR' she slapped him and said ARE YOU BLIND OR AM I STUPID!! and that happened about three more times before he finally got it
another one was during boot camp POslaughter (yes that was his real name) would tell the males everytime they would say fu@k they would have to drop and litterally "make love" to the floor and one guy got into too much way too much and made "juice" on the floor and his uniform and when POslaughter saw that he scream HOLY s**t LOOK AT THE j**z WIZZ
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:24 pm
Tired of running? FRONT REST POSITION NOW scream
Ahhhhh good times for making a marine wait 45 minutes while we got ready for inspection... that is 45 minutes after we had to be in formation and on the parade grounds.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:29 am
When I was in BCT at Sill, we had a Drill Sergeant Berry. Evidently, some privates in another company had been caught getting it on at Chapel. This was his speech to us about it.
DS Berry: Now Privates, I'm a Religious Motherf*cker. Don't go f*ckin' around in church. Maynard, where the hell you going?
Me: I'm Stepping away from the lightning bolt strike zone, Drill Sergeant.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:31 pm
i played high school football, and i dont know if you'll agree with me, but sometimes coaches (especially the athletic director) can be at least a little like a drill sergeant... this guy has a thick texan accent, and i dont know if you guys can imagine it, but it was funny as hell when he actually says it... keep in mind that there is no cussing on schol grounds for coaches.
"What the hell are you doing, boy?"
"Are you retarded?"
(when someone asks a stupid question and the answer is yes)
"Does a frog have a watertight butt?"
if yall dont like these, feel free to delete the post... you might just have to be there to feel how funny something is
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:17 pm
In Bootcamp, our youngest DI told us one time "you look like a bag of smashed *ssholes"!
Thinking back, this one's really un-PC: "you're making me happier than a f*ggot with a bag of d*cks!"
Back in NJROTC, we had a little Cadet SEAL Team, with our very own Hell Day (hazing, war games, etc.) We had this Senior Chief come in one time and messed around with us. This guy looked just like Gary Busey! One of the cadets being hazed answered one of his questions and, absolutely confused, called him "Sir-Seal"...the reply: "Sir-Seal? Sir-Seal?! Somebody throw him a f*cking goldfish!!"
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