The Vending Machine (Brain Game)

[Kasumi Roseglimmer]

Saeed Jama

the machine burps, hiccups, then spits the doll back out, covered in slobber. sad

I insert the full dvd set of Harry Potter movies.

You get a random assortment of objects from the Wizarding world (wands, scrolls, spellbooks, jar of newt's eyes...)

I insert a dried flower.  

[Viper 9000]

Meyaira Firespring

The machine spits out a book with a pressed version of the same flower.

I insert a moose antler.  

[Kasumi Roseglimmer]

Viper 9000

The machine whirrs, clanks and seems to choke. A baby moose appears next to you in a puff of smoke.

I insert a Pokedex.  

[Viper 9000]

Meyaira Firespring

(This is the strangest machine right here... rolleyes )

The machine makes a lovely chiming sound effect (this one; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SFe0ZgLS9Y ) before tossing out a belt of pokeballs.

I insert a wax apple.  

[melcahonydreams]

you get a bowl of wax fruit that smells like dried apples.

I insert a dried fish  

[Viper 9000]

You get a platter of smoked salmon.

I insert somebody's left shoe.  

[I S t a r t D a s h I]

you get the person yelling and screaming to give them back their shoe.

I put in a cheerleader pom pom.  

[Kasumi Roseglimmer]

I S t a r t D a s h I

Tiny monsters that look like cheerleader pom poms come flying out of the machine and surround you, cheering and squeaking maniacally.

I insert a spoonful of sugar.  

[Faera Meralin]

The machine dispenses a sugary medicine that goes down easy.
I insert a fake fox tail.  

[Viper 9000]

The machine spits out a fake hair ball. stare

I insert a wooden walking stick.  

[artman_2.0]

You get Link's wooden sword. -dun nun na naaaaa-

I insert a pregnancy fitness magazine.  

[Viper 9000]

The machine dispenses one of those fancy pregnancy belts.

I insert a can of Mtn Dew.  

[artman_2.0]

The machine dispenses a can of diet RC cola in return. A warm one, at that.

I insert a Magic the Gathering deck.  

[Faera Meralin]

The machine spits out the very poorly designed and put together deck, along with a note describing 100 different ways it sucks.

I insert an additional vending machine  

[artman_2.0]

Based on past experiences with this option, the vending machine recalibrates itself and spits out an award for contributing to 4x the craziness.

I insert a fruit and a rubber band.