The Vending Machine (Brain Game)

[Saeed Jama]

This one's fun. You insert a random person, thing, action, or what have you, and the next person tells you what you get back and then does the same.
For example:
(person one) I insert a bag of candy
(person two) you get a kid who's literally bouncing off the walls I insert a screwdriver
whee

LET THE RANDOMNESS COMMENCE!!!  

[Viper 9000]

Interesting game...

I insert a slice of pizza.  

[Saeed Jama]

The machine issues a loud burp and produces a note reading "More plz emotion_kirakira "
whee

I insert a fog horn  

[Viper 9000]

The machine produces a hot-wheels sized toy boat and it proceeds to open fire.

I insert a... battle axe?  

[Saeed Jama]

A man exits the machine wielding said battle ax and proceeds to chase after you, attempting to kill you.
I insert a hug  

[zerodeoxys]

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A man exits the machine wielding said battle ax and proceeds to chase after you, attempting to kill you.

you forgot to put something in  

[Saeed Jama]

zerodeoxys

world walker 1734

A man exits the machine wielding said battle ax and proceeds to chase after you, attempting to kill you.

you forgot to put something in

fixed  

[zerodeoxys]

world walker 1734

zerodeoxys

world walker 1734

A man exits the machine wielding said battle ax and proceeds to chase after you, attempting to kill you.

you forgot to put something in

fixed

ok, I'll post mine next  

[zerodeoxys]

you get back a teddy bear

I insert a chicken egg  

[Saeed Jama]

You get a chicken leg.
I insert a kiss  

[zerodeoxys]

you get a little chocolate

I insert a bottle of soda  

[Viper 9000]

You get an empty soda bottle.

I insert a baby  

[zerodeoxys]

you get a teenager with abandonment issues

I insert a cell phone  

[Saeed Jama]

You get a cell-phone-turned-evil-attack-robot that is now trying to kill you.
I insert a fake pregnancy belly.  

[zerodeoxys]

You get a fake baby, a feel of maternal accomplishment, and with a swift kick to the crotch to simulate fake after birth pains(cruel I know, be even worse for a guy).

I insert a mangled killer cell phone and a severed finger.