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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:01 pm
Hey I'm Raven~ and I LOVE JOKES..So I would welcome some new jokes to tell. SO post your jokes ~ LAUGH AT THE NEW ONES YOU HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE~!
AND GO!
To get us started off this is my joke;
*Ahem.*
England was preparing for world war one. Three guys from the same village felt the need to sign up, so the went down to London and went into recuiting office. The officer said "You are just in time for the next round of training please follow me."
They followed the officer and he lead them into the supplies office. The officer behind the counter handed them, raincoats and rubber boots. The three guys were surprised and said; " HEY What about our uniforms?"
The officer behind the counter said; "We just ran out of those..besides you these are much better then those silly uniforms."
The three hastly agreed and then followed the officer to the gun range.
The officer handed them each a broomstick and said " Now look here boys, you don't real guns these are much better. All you have to do is hold them up to your shoulder point at the target and say BANG."
The three lads were all like you have to be kidding me...but they did as they we're told and held thier brooms up to their shoulders and said "BANG"....
and what do you know?!
The targets fell down..
The three lads couldn't believe it!
that was the end of training..
So off they went to War.
So they are at the front and they had their broom and said "BANG" very loudly and the germans we're all falling down.!
They cheered up and kept on using their broomsticks and saying "BANG" very loudly..
Expect one german just wouldn't fall down..
He kept coming closer and closer..
They kept trying and said "BANG BANG"..
but no he wouldn't go down..
He was finally 10 feet away from them they learned he was saying...
"TANK TANK...TANK"....
the end.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:39 pm
Good one Raven. rofl
I'll have to dig up some of mine.
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Princess-Orphelia Captain
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Princess-Orphelia Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:44 pm
So there's 3 guys {Scottish, Chinese and Australian} having a few drinks in the pub and having a debate as to who's country is the best in the world.
So the Scottish guys says ' We're the best in the world, as we are known for our lovely green grass'..
The Chinese guys argues slightly by saying 'Nope, we're better than you Scotts, as we're world known for our great wall of China'...
The Australian guy Says' You guys have totally ******** this up and lost the plot'..'Don't you guys realize that us Aussies, have the Kangaroo'? 'Our Kangaroo can jump over your Great Wall of China and s**t over your green grass'..
rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:02 pm
Princess-Orphelia So there's 3 guys {Scottish, Chinese and Australian} having a few drinks in the pub and having a debate as to who's country is the best in the world. So the Scottish guys says ' We're the best in the world, as we are known for our lovely green grass'.. The Chinese guys argues slightly by saying 'Nope, we're better than you Scotts, as we're world known for our great wall of China'... The Australian guy Says' You guys have totally ******** this up and lost the plot'..'Don't you guys realize that us Aussies, have the Kangaroo'? 'Our Kangaroo can jump over your Great Wall of China and s**t over your green grass'.. rofl HAHAHA~! EXCELLENT...*waits for more jokes..* >O>!
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:05 pm
ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia So there's 3 guys {Scottish, Chinese and Australian} having a few drinks in the pub and having a debate as to who's country is the best in the world. So the Scottish guys says ' We're the best in the world, as we are known for our lovely green grass'.. The Chinese guys argues slightly by saying 'Nope, we're better than you Scotts, as we're world known for our great wall of China'... The Australian guy Says' You guys have totally ******** this up and lost the plot'..'Don't you guys realize that us Aussies, have the Kangaroo'? 'Our Kangaroo can jump over your Great Wall of China and s**t over your green grass'.. rofl HAHAHA~! EXCELLENT...*waits for more jokes..* >O>! Haha. I know, right? I used to have tons of jokes as a kid. It's been ages, and I'm trying to remember it. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:07 pm
Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia So there's 3 guys {Scottish, Chinese and Australian} having a few drinks in the pub and having a debate as to who's country is the best in the world. So the Scottish guys says ' We're the best in the world, as we are known for our lovely green grass'.. The Chinese guys argues slightly by saying 'Nope, we're better than you Scotts, as we're world known for our great wall of China'... The Australian guy Says' You guys have totally ******** this up and lost the plot'..'Don't you guys realize that us Aussies, have the Kangaroo'? 'Our Kangaroo can jump over your Great Wall of China and s**t over your green grass'.. rofl HAHAHA~! EXCELLENT...*waits for more jokes..* >O>! Haha. I know, right? I used to have tons of jokes as a kid. It's been ages, and I'm trying to remember it. 3nodding The one I posted it the only one I remember..I told a homestay from New Zealand that one...>O> She fell over...
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:11 pm
ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia So there's 3 guys {Scottish, Chinese and Australian} having a few drinks in the pub and having a debate as to who's country is the best in the world. So the Scottish guys says ' We're the best in the world, as we are known for our lovely green grass'.. The Chinese guys argues slightly by saying 'Nope, we're better than you Scotts, as we're world known for our great wall of China'... The Australian guy Says' You guys have totally ******** this up and lost the plot'..'Don't you guys realize that us Aussies, have the Kangaroo'? 'Our Kangaroo can jump over your Great Wall of China and s**t over your green grass'.. rofl HAHAHA~! EXCELLENT...*waits for more jokes..* >O>! Haha. I know, right? I used to have tons of jokes as a kid. It's been ages, and I'm trying to remember it. 3nodding The one I posted it the only one I remember..I told a homestay from New Zealand that one...>O> She fell over... Yes, there's some real funny ones. I have another one, that's extremely too long to type, but also very rude. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:12 pm
Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia So there's 3 guys {Scottish, Chinese and Australian} having a few drinks in the pub and having a debate as to who's country is the best in the world. So the Scottish guys says ' We're the best in the world, as we are known for our lovely green grass'.. The Chinese guys argues slightly by saying 'Nope, we're better than you Scotts, as we're world known for our great wall of China'... The Australian guy Says' You guys have totally ******** this up and lost the plot'..'Don't you guys realize that us Aussies, have the Kangaroo'? 'Our Kangaroo can jump over your Great Wall of China and s**t over your green grass'.. rofl HAHAHA~! EXCELLENT...*waits for more jokes..* >O>! Haha. I know, right? I used to have tons of jokes as a kid. It's been ages, and I'm trying to remember it. 3nodding The one I posted it the only one I remember..I told a homestay from New Zealand that one...>O> She fell over... Yes, there's some real funny ones. I have another one, that's extremely too long to type, but also very rude. rofl You know that is what Spo told me.. He said that all of his jokes were rude..>O>
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Princess-Orphelia Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:12 pm
There are two brothers, big and small...
big wrote to his father
Dear Father,
Buy us a dozen of eggs and a pound of pork.
Your son,
Big
Big ordered small, to send the letter at the post office...
Small got into a fight and the page of the letter teared ..
He used the tape to fix it then sent it..
This is the letter now:
Dear Pig,
buy us a dozen of son and a pound father
Your eggs,
are Big
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:13 pm
ScarredRavens You know that is what Spo told me.. He said that all of his jokes were rude..>O> Yes. And some sound funnier when they are told personally by voice. 3nodding
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Princess-Orphelia Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:17 pm
Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens You know that is what Spo told me.. He said that all of his jokes were rude..>O> Yes. And some sound funnier when they are told personally by voice. 3nodding That is true some jokes are funnier in person... OH you might like this one: Joke hehehe
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:21 pm
ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens You know that is what Spo told me.. He said that all of his jokes were rude..>O> Yes. And some sound funnier when they are told personally by voice. 3nodding That is true some jokes are funnier in person... OH you might like this one: Joke heheheBwahaha. I love the punch line at the end. rofl Did you read mine, that I posted above with the 2 brothers? rofl
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Princess-Orphelia Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:22 pm
Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens Princess-Orphelia ScarredRavens You know that is what Spo told me.. He said that all of his jokes were rude..>O> Yes. And some sound funnier when they are told personally by voice. 3nodding That is true some jokes are funnier in person... OH you might like this one: Joke heheheBwahaha. I love the punch line at the end. rofl Did you read mine, that I posted above with the 2 brothers? rofl and yes I did.. lol
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:27 pm
I'd love to one day tell you my joke about Maria and Gesepe. It's quite funny. But it's too long to write down.
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Princess-Orphelia Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:30 pm
Princess-Orphelia I'd love to one day tell you my joke about Maria and Gesepe. It's quite funny. But it's too long to write down. AW~...t-t..
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