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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:01 pm
You have been accused of the murder of Bob Jewfro, the owner of a sex shop in downtown Montana. Defend yourself by giving an alibi.
Raunchy, stupid, and impossible explanations are very much accepted!
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:07 pm
there is no way i could of killed him i was gone for a week in Iowa at the potato cannon contest
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:36 am
I'm not going to travel cross country just to kill someone I've never heard of before.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:51 am
I couldn't have killed him! I was killing someone else that night! scream
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:20 am
I'm sorry, judge... but how could i have been killing this person, AND stalking your daughter at the same time?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:25 pm
Arcane_Ninja24 I'm sorry, judge... but how could i have been killing this person, AND stalking your daughter at the same time? Pft. Neither of my parents are judges. : P You silly goose. whee
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:34 pm
DysFUNKtional Duck Arcane_Ninja24 I'm sorry, judge... but how could i have been killing this person, AND stalking your daughter at the same time? Pft. Neither of my parents are judges. : P You silly goose. whee YAY! XD
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:58 pm
How could i kill him the night of the murder i was sleeping with your wife.
xD
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:00 pm
How could I kill him if I was busy selling dru... I mean standing on the corn... I mean reading books to small children. O_o
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:07 pm
I was constipated at the time you see *goes into detail and gives tmi* then i had diarhea. *everyone leaves the court room*
*sits down in the judges chair, puts his feet at the top of the judges desk thingy, pulls the dudes head out of a bag and turns him into a pez dispenser of soap, reclines... smokes a cigarette... and eats some soap*
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:10 pm
Me: *Appears professional before judge* Your honor, there was absolutely no possible way that I could have killed Mr. Bob Jewfro. I was on a date with his brother, Mr. Tom Jewfro who was talking about killing his bro-...his boss, but he was more discussing the nature of the film Horrible Bosses and didn't really mean it.
Judge: Miss Miharu, Mr. Tom Jewfro's brother is his boss. Ad then his alibi stated that he was taking care of his dog. stare
Me: burning_eyes Just take me away then. I can care less...but I must tell you then that Tom is a complete a*****e who probably did end up killing Bob!
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:32 am
I am God. I'm allowed to kill him. He wasn't giving the discounts I commanded of him. Everything 50% off!
...And a free tube of sex lube!
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:15 am
There's no way I could have killed him! I was busy stalking the guys who were stalking your daughter!
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:05 pm
There's no way I could have committed that murder. As Sherlock will tell you, I was on the complete opposite side of town at the time, breaking and entering. >>
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Maxima quo Priscus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:30 pm
Well it obviously wasn't me.. i was breaking out of the asy..Um, Haveing a teaparty. i have leftover cookies that i made, Want one?
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