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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:27 pm
01. Know anything about a car except its color
02. Understand a film plot
03. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
04. Lift
05. Throw
06. Run
07. Park
08. Fart
09. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a pizza whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on a stranger’s clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a booger between finger and thumb
42. Set a DVD recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a wallet that fits in their pocket
49. Choose any clothes quickly
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:28 am
I find all of this 100% true xd rofl
*Waits for bogies comment below*
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:29 pm
Um, My GF(not the Ho from catalina), can do all those things. Does that mean Im GAY!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:00 am
Kaze Espada Um, My GF(not the Ho from catalina), can do all those things. Does that mean Im GAY! it means her dicks more then likely bigger then yours. almost ever thing on your list sounds about true about st8 bitches but the oppiste of dykes
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:02 pm
I'm really terrible at being a woman...
But, lol, a lot of these are hilariously accurate. I can't park worth a damn.
And just to give evidence to #50 - ******** you, #32, I love spicy things more than I love most people.
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:14 pm
ITT: Addy isn't really a woman.
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:41 pm
I'm hardly a woman. Just a teeny tiny little bit. sad
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