Name: Carolynn MacCrimmon
Age: 22
Fav. Food: Bar food.
Hated Food: Anything that has the word salad in it, especially of the pasta variety
Hobbies: RL Memes - She's as bad as those people that rely on "that's what she said" in replacement of being really witty; but instead uses internet memes. Nothing is ever original to her, but she spends so much time on the internet researching the next big meme to use on a night out that it would probably be less work to come up with her own stuff. She's known by most of her acquaintences and "friends" as Failblog.
Internet - She doesn't really talk to anyone online or actually do anything that would make it known she uses that there World Wide Web... But she does log a s**t-ton of hours just staring and reading. From everything connected to lolcats and cheeseburgers, to science journals, to random tumblrs she just clicks through, and even so far as to spend hours at a time looking through patent pending lists- Carolynn will read it all as though it's the world's top-most authority on everything. When she isn't working or drinking, she is on the computer-- And even then, she's talking about the internet.
Alcohol - She drinks it, she collects it, she reads about it, and she's learning how to make it. It's completely illegal to
sell creations from a home-made distillery but there is nothing wrong with drinking it yourself. If she's not at home drinking by herself then she's more then likely found at one of the bars down the street.
Virtues: Somebody to love - Carolynn really wants to be there for someone. Anyone. In any way. It gives her the ability to be a really good listener, helper, mediator between friends, and if it's required of her -- A damn good one night stand. As far as she can tell she doesn't really get anything out of it except for knowing that for one minute she was the person that could give someone exactly what they needed. It makes her feel good and like a contributing member to society.
Charitable - It pains her to see anyone down on their luck or hurting. So much so that on top of volunteering at animal shelters and soup kitchens, Carolynn will give people the shirt off of her back if they need it.
Hard worker - She simply doesn't know anything else. Maybe it's her need to please or be helpful, or maybe it's the ethics her parents instilled in her when she was young but she's just so good at getting things done. Group projects and solo work is all the same to her, a job to be tackled and finished at all costs. She doesn't feel like she's
doing anything with her life if she doesn't feel drained and weary at the end of the day.
Flaws: Easy - Carolynn is a slut. Her willingness to get naked with someone is about 40% wanting to help someone feel good and 60% not having anything better to do. The problem here is that she truly does not give a damn if her partner for the moment is dating or married to someone else. She doesn't even bother to ask.
Easily manipulated - Carolynn is so naive and so very willing to help whoever might need her that she's incredibly easy to use. She never questions motives until it's too late and even then will do everything in her power to justify why someone would be so cruel- Going so far as to even make up stories for herself about that other person's life to explain away why they would use or abuse her.
One would think with alll of the time she spends on the internet she'd know more about how people can be, but more often then not it all just rolls off of her like water on a duck's back.
Current Occupation: Morning teller for the DC Federal Credit Union.
School: --- (HITS apparently?)
The Look
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Dark brown and braided, she switches is around between pigtails, a single braid, or fancy french-braidy things.
Face: So many freckles and her face is more sun tanned then the rest of her body.
Clothes: Think slutty bar rat, or Ke$ha really, for her free time. Working clothing tends to be dark jeans, heels, and a lacy shirt with a suit jacket. Colors don't matter to her -at all-.
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