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 Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:33 pm
Simple thread. Just pretend you died and went to Heaven, then come up with a wacky story of how you lost your life.
mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:37 pm
I was in the middle of a hoard of squirrels, holding an acorn.... They attacked....
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:49 pm
My groom killed me at my wedding.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:54 pm
The Trix rabbit was finally about to get some Trix and I stole it last minute. He freaked out and stabbed me several times with the back of the spoon. I'm glad he got blood in his yogurt..but yeah bled out cause I stole yogurt from a crazed rabbit.........so yeah...that's how I died.......
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:28 pm
farted in my room to much
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:40 pm
I left home when I turned ten years old and started forcing my animals to fight wild animals with super powers. A wild animal appeared at me in tall grass and killed my animals and I.
*sigh*
I should've went to the old professor first for a new one.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:55 pm
my pet kitty killed me TT.TT
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:48 pm
i stole my mothers chocolate bar.....damn she was mad.....and then i saw the light
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:06 pm
I went into Fluttershy's shed.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:03 pm
I tried to prove the "You never hear the artillery shell that kills you." legend wrong. Turns out, you don't hear it after all!
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:12 am
Fought some gang members that was beatibg a little kid and I died by bleeding at the kid's house when his mom was patching me up.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:12 am
I got an award for being a klutz....Then tripped and impaled myself on the award. Why the hell was it so pointy????
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:13 pm
Dr. House just couldn't figure out what was killing me. It turns out I died from an infected hangnail.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:36 pm
Sullen leaf wolf Fought some gang members that was beatibg a little kid and I died by bleeding at the kid's house when his mom was patching me up. Hero complex? xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:38 pm
I shot myself.
Now riddle me this, how am I in heaven? 5 bucks to the person who can guess why.
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