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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:41 am
1. Spirt Squad
2. Mickie James
3. Vince.
4. Joey Styles
5. Mark Henry.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:58 am
1. Mickie James
2. Coach
3. Spirit Squad
4. JBL
5. Edge
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:44 pm
1. John Cena
2-?. All Divas (except the ones that can wrestle *cough*Victoria*cough*)
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:24 pm
1. The Boogeyman- His entrance is long, his gimmick is weird, and he doesn't even eat the worms! He just moves his mouth up and down and the worms just fall right out of his mouth.
2. Sharmell- She acts like princess and her voice is soo annoying and I hate how she comes out before Booker T and introduces him.
3. Triple H- He's a good wrestler but he talks a lot and takes up a lot of T.V. time.
4. JBL- He talks too damn much and his entrance is way to long.
5. Edge- He just annoys the hell out of me.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:24 pm
1) Joey Styles 2) Sharmell 3) Mickie James 4) Steve Romero 5) Lita
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:58 pm
Mickie James - She's a decent wrestler, and she had quite a few funny segments with Trish in the back, but honestly. Let's not make the diva matches longer by always aknowledging Trish EVERY TIME U GET!!
Joey Styles - Poor commentary. Specifically with Jurt Angle, but thaNK GOD NO MORE. Anyone else notice how he never addressed Angle by his name, but just called him the Wrestling Machine? Sheesh, it's like when Michael Cole said 'dog poop' 6 times in a row. Lame, I wish JR was back.
Sharmell - What is she thinkin' wearing that damn dress and tiara around all the time? She isn't going anywhere fancy, and it's getting old and common for her. Her voice is incredibly squeaky too.
Boogeyman - What a start! This guy was great.......but then he used the worms. C'mon now, worms are not that scary. And to continue and use them, he's become a sideshow. He's not scary, he's just a freak now. A worm-eating freak. Let's see some 'Ozzy' man! Bite head off of a bat, that'll scare some people.
Last but not least....
IT'S A TIE.....
The Sex Gang, Aka Goldust, Viscera, Val Venis, and the Hearthrobs - Now c'mon. This is just getting plain ridiculous. Golden Showers, parody named porn flicks, boinkometers, Visagra? Sex sells, ladies and gentlemen, but certainly not with wrestlers. And they pick the worst people to do it with. Val was popular when he had the long hair and affirs, but now he's just some dried up baldy living on his old reputation. Viscera is some 500-lb dork with a bleached mohawk, and the wwe actualy thought we believed Lillian had a thing for him. The Hearthrobs are two dorks who probably go porn surfing during road trips, and Goldust is just unexplainable.
SO, wwe, just stop with the pitiful sex jokes. We've had enough.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:38 am
[jR might be signing a new contract with WWE]
1. Mickie James
2. JBL
3. Booker T/Sharmell
4. Edge
5. John Cena [apparently, no one liked his movie]
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:49 pm
1) Stephanie McMahon. That screechy voice... gonk
2) Triple H when he has a belt, because he sits on it forever and ever amen.
3) Coach.
4) Stephanie McMahon. Yes, she's THAT irritating.
5) Edge & Lita. I would have given them each an entry, but Steph is so annoying, she deserved two entries. And a cameo in this one. xd
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:30 pm
1. Randy Orton 2. Mickie James 3. Edge & Lita 4. Booker T & Sharmell 5. JBL *not put in any specific order.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:24 am
1. Melina of MNM (rrrrrrrr)
2. J.B.L. (rrr)
3. Coach
4. Orlando Jones
5. Daivari (not because of his ethnisity but because he is little bug of a person)
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:38 pm
Countdown time:
5. Simon Dean- the gimmick, not the person
4. Sharamell- for trying to knock out benoit with a broom... rolleyes
3. Tim White- just finish the job!
2. Ric Flair- Can't wait for him to have a heart attack in the ring... stressed
And finally.....
1. John Cena- He needs to find a new way to wrestle. ....like with....moves
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:18 pm
1. Sharmell
"Let me introduce to you...MY MAN" *annoying ******** screech* "BOOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
2. Mickie James
Trish doesn't love you...move on. Go make out with Candace.
3. Eugene
Will someone hit this dumbass with a chair...hard enough so that his mental issues gets cleared up...Please.
4. The Dicks
I'm going to count them as one...Since they're gimmick is exactly the same. Midget Chip'N'Dale Dancers...at least they don't come out with the baby oil anymore.
5. Spirit Squad
Why are you on my TV? Fight already...
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:24 pm
1. Stephanie McMahon (the screeching...nuff said)
2. Jerry Lawler (his act was old in 2001, now, just ridiculous)
3. Boogyman (can't wrestle, crap gimmick)
4. Sharmell (notice how she is never referred to as Sharmell? She always seems to be called "Booker T's wife Sharmell," as if they are desperately trying to justify her presence)
5. Eugene (Look, we all know Nick Dinsmore isn't retarded, let the man wrestle without having to act like a child for crying out loud)
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:51 pm
5. ********' yucky....er....Funaki
4. the old sack of flap that everybody has to take it easy on, Ric Flair
3. litas voice....not her...the voice, to quote edge "like damn nails on a chalkbored"
2. any reff....the morons get knocked down for to long
1. John Cena, nuff said
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:46 am
1-5: the entire Spirit Squad.... they aren't one person people 6: Sharmel, shut your ******** mouth. Her mouth is huge. 7: Flair, retire.
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