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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:33 am
Appatently barfing in school means your sick. And apparently being sick means you can't be at school. Today was a field trip day and were going up to Arlington to plant trees and I really wanted to go. My teachers were like "No, yo' barf-face". So they left me in the counseling office to rot. I have an irrational fear of that office, it's a long story. I have to say I dug myself into this hole, I spent so much time trying to get sick, I mean months, so I could get a day off. And the day I finally do it's on the day I WANT to be at school. I blame karma.
Oh Dearest karma,
This means war!
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:27 am
Dear Commander Apple Sauce,
I'm sorry you feel you need declare war on me for a previous action. I cannot explain how sorry I am for doing such a thing to you just to get some laughs at your expense. I'm sorry. It's just that- I love doing this. I really do. So ******** the ******** off you insignificant ********, I run this s**t.
With love,
Karma.
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:41 am
The Enders' Guide to Winning over Karma:
1 ) Run around in a circle
2 ) Put your head between your knees and say the alphabet (this must immediately follow #1 while you're still standing)
3 ) Hop up and down three times while saying,"I want my ice cream!!" And imagining yourself as a 5 year old.
4 ) Next you have to pretend to the parent and scold yourself.
5 ) Think REALLY hard of what you want to happen. Make sure to scrunch up your face.
6 ) Knock on wood.
7 ) Tell your mother that you'll make dinner and wash the dishes that night.
8 ) Actually do number 7.
9 ) Make sure that that night in bed you repeat what you ant out-loud until you fall asleep.
10 ) Wake up and continue through your life as if nothing has happened.
After this, Karma is almost sure to leave you alone, because Karma laughed enough watching you do those ten steps. ^^
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:33 am
The office.... The office... THE OFFICE!
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:04 am
Okay, Here's What You Do.. Eat Carrots For Every Meal, Nothing Else.. That Will Turn You Orange And People Will Think That You Are The Healthiest Person Alive! biggrin (That Actually Happened To Me)
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:20 am
We need to start a karma haters club...Karma has killed my pets,it has broken my pets, and it has gotten my pets stolen... Karma is a Cruts'y Bishtard!
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applesauce600 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:14 pm
U h h d o r a b l e e Okay, Here's What You Do.. Eat Carrots For Every Meal, Nothing Else.. That Will Turn You Orange And People Will Think That You Are The Healthiest Person Alive! biggrin (That Actually Happened To Me) My grandpa used to drink a lot of carrot juice and he turned orange. My grandma supposedly didn't notice, supposedly because it happened gradually so she got used to it gradually, but I think she did notice and was laughing her days away. @Sam: If that's the kind of karma you have then please don't touch my fish.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:20 pm
U h h d o r a b l e e Okay, Here's What You Do.. Eat Carrots For Every Meal, Nothing Else.. That Will Turn You Orange And People Will Think That You Are The Healthiest Person Alive! biggrin (That Actually Happened To Me) That happened to my sister too. Sadly, I was yet to be birthed from the womb of my mother so I didn't get to witness an orange Claire.
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CommanderAppleSauce Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:24 pm
applesauce600 U h h d o r a b l e e Okay, Here's What You Do.. Eat Carrots For Every Meal, Nothing Else.. That Will Turn You Orange And People Will Think That You Are The Healthiest Person Alive! biggrin (That Actually Happened To Me) My grandpa used to drink a lot of carrot juice and he turned orange. My grandma supposedly didn't notice, supposedly because it happened gradually so she got used to it gradually, but I think she did notice and was laughing her days away. @Sam: If that's the kind of karma you have then please don't touch my fish. *inches away from fish* Dang it! XD
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:53 pm
I've never been orange.... o-o
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:32 am
@Hiding, I have never been orange, either, sadly...
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