Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome to the Rosie Stern-Guildenkrantz Memorial Workhouse for Juvenile d**k-linquents!
All our little inmates princes and princesses are treated to the best gruel and half a pillow each! So consider yourself at home, pull up a chair, and fill out the paperwork. See it right there?
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This is [b]NAME[/b]. He She is a [b]perma[/b]. He She comes from the PLACE. He She arrived via [b]NAME[/b] in [b]20??[/b].[/color][/align]
Yes, that's the ticket! Now your unloved little creature fits right in!
Also, if the little miscreants are TRULY lucky, they might get to grow up. If that's the case, their picture will lead to their case study, where you will see what a successful adult they are now! Cases that get a future have a star!
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