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 Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:09 pm
So if at night you hear a voice, it may be the moon and me..."And though the world is a cruel cruel place at times, they say a man's not meant to shed a single tear..."
This is Taffybritches. He is a pretty standard d**k. His parents are unknown, and he's an only child. He likes candy apples, county fairs, and straw boater hats. Generally, he''s an old-fashioned sort and always does the right thing. He is looking for sex romance right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are sweetness, demureness, and kindnes. He talks in #FFBCD4. Or if at times you lose your light then ask the moon to shine on you...
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:21 pm
I wanna be the very best/Like no one ever was"Come with me the time is right, and there's no better team. Arm in arm we'll win the fight- It's always been our dream!"
This is Doggy Style. She is a skinny Pokéd**k. Her parents are back at the Daycare Center, and her siblings are EGG, EGG, and BUTTS. She likes bones, frisbees, and Flame Wheel. Generally, she's a loyal sort and is big enough to carry you around. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are high stats, being in the same egg group, and not being Water or Ground Type. She talks in #EF6E10.
Every challenge along the way/With courage I can face/I will battle everyday/To claim my rightful place
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:26 pm
..."..."
This is Morning Wood. He is a bad actor. His parents are Professor Oak and a sexy, sexy tree, and his siblings are all a bunch of saplings. He likes standing there and wiggling and that's about it. Generally, he's a quiet sort and just kind of stands there. He is not looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are their ability to read a script, the lack of a spray bottle, and being not-water-type. He talks in #D1B68E. ...
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:33 pm
Oh no, they say he's got to go"RAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRR"
This is RAEGinald. He is an ANGRY d**k. His parents are a couple of Magikarp, and his siblings are also Magikarp. He DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING except brandy and monocles. Generally, he's a FURIOUS sort and RAGES all over the place. He is ALWAYS looking for sex. His favorite qualities in another d**k are ANGER. He talks in #00ABEE. Go go Godzilla
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:54 pm
Hot Hot Hot, Sweat, Sweet"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me..."
This is Wilma Fingerdu. They are a skinny Queen. Their parents are clueless and happy that way, and their siblings are in the witness protection program. They like sex, fancy dresses, and lipstick. Generally, they're a flirtatious sort and will cheer you up. With blowjobs, sometimes. Sometimes not- they're really looking out for you. They is ALWAYS looking for sex. Their favorite qualities in another d**k are an open mind, being of age, and a sense of adventure.. They talk in #FA3C6A.This is pretty much how their life goes. Wet wet wet red heat
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:01 pm
This is the saddest day in the world..."When I was a boy, I was traumatized..."
This is Prozac. He is sad. His parents are regret and missed opportunities, and his siblings are alcoholism and Ativan. He finds no happiness in life. Generally, he's an emo sort and will cry on your shoulder. He is too sad for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are their listening skills, their ability to understand, and why does it matter they all leave in the end anyways. He talks in #717C82. Ooo-oooh, it's the saddest day in the world
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:10 pm
Summertime, and the livin' is easy..."One of these mornings, you're going to rise up singin'..."
This is Popple. She is a standard Dickette. Her parents are Taffybritches and Bluebear, and her siblings are Social Disease and Bumblebutt. She likes taffy pulls, moonlight swims, and rowboats. Generally, she's an innocent sort and will send you a love note whenever you want one. She is not looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are cuddliness, handlebar moustaches, and their love of cello music. She talks in #3E88C7. Fish are jumpin', and the cotton is high...
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:21 pm
Dory McLean, and she only fourteen"Gee, mister, I've never heard of nose candy..."
This is Dory McLean. She is a hot piece of jailbait. Her parents are irresponsible and failures, and her siblings are probably in jail. She likes candy, clowns, and scandal. Generally, she's a sweet sort and will meet you at any Hump Hotel from here to Oklahoma. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are facepaint, Spandex, and cocaine. She talks in #22122C. Gonna suck it all night, she a sweet sucking queen.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:34 pm
Work it/Make it/Do it/Makes us/"Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger."
This is Homem. She is a Daft Punk Disco d**k, much like her mother. Her parents are Bangalter and Spright, and her siblings are Hot Mess, Wasabi, and A Capella. She likes bom bom bom, boomDAH boom boom, and unts unts untssss unts unts untsss. Generally, she's a rhythmic sort and always shares her rave kandy. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are durability, improvement, speed, and strength. She talks in #999999. Harder/Better/Faster/Stronger
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:55 am
So what's the one conclusion I can bring this number to?"There's a lot of favors I'm prepared to do; you do one for Mama, she'll do one for you"
This is The Lady Chablis. She is a the fanciest ******** you've ever seen. Her parents are Wilma Fingerdu and Limescale, and her siblings are Tess Tosterone, Prostitot, and Blind Joe. She likes rainbow parties, tits, and junk in the trunk. Generally, she's an overly-friendly sort and will show you the time of your life. She is always prowling for sex. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are kink, derp, and a lack of inhibition. She actually had it extremely rough when she was younger. She talks in #A2F718. When you're good to Mama- Mama's good to you
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:49 pm
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything, but then again I was thinking about nothing."And like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better."
This is Tess Tosterone. She is a basket case. Her parents are Wilma Fingerdu and Limescale, and her siblings are The Lady Chablis, Blind Joe, and Prostitot. She likes therapy, alcohol, and antidepressants. Generally, she's a completely traumatized sort and will show you with these dolls what Mommy was doing to that hobo. She is not looking for sex right now. Oh god. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are their listening skills, their ability to make her forget and/or their ability to buy her alcohol. She talks in #ABD68B.
They stuck me in an institution, said it was the only solution to give me the needed professional help, to protect me from the enemy, myself.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:45 am
Your butt is wide, well mine is too/ Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you..."Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout- Just tell me once again- who's fat?"
This is Super Effective. He is a porker. His parents are Monster and Badonkadonk, and his siblings are Cuddlefish and Water Gun. He likes Milk Drink, Rest, and Pound. Generally, he's a jolly sort and will cut 20% of his hp for somebody else by using Milk Drink outside of battle. He is not looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are a Naughty Nature, contest ribbons, and if they're good about sharing their Berries. He talks in #8CB7DE. The word is out, better treat me right/'Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:35 am
Something just spoke, something I wish I hadn't heard; something bewildering occurred."A gun kills many men before it's done..."
This is Bones. She is a snarky altlady. Her parents are dead and in prison, respectively, and her siblings are somewhere in a trailer park. She likes Chinese food, dead bodies, and crime scene investigation. Generally, she's a lawful sort and is really, really good at identifying bodies. She could give or take sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are intelligence, their own supply of latex gloves, and their love of Foreigner. She talks in Dark Red. "The president's been shot."
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:45 am
"Derezzed" by Daft Punk"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."
This is TRON. She is a long-shaped video game wizardess. Her parents are Jeff Bridges and an arcade machine (and yes, they did ********), and her sibling is the Tron guy. She likes quarters, lightcycles, and ground-breaking computer animation. Generally, she's an animated sort and will always let you have another life. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are their mad button-mashing skills, the size of their joystick, and them not being a ******** spawn camper. She talks in black. Derezzed has no lyrics, so ******** you.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:10 am
A gazebo? What color is it?"Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin..."
This is Tapped Out. He is a dorkdick. His parents are Magic Card and Shroomies, and his siblings are Ace of Shrooms, Basic Island, The Gathering, and Sonic Bandickoot . He likes RPGs, polyhedral dice, and painting miniatures. Generally, he's an unassuming sort and always has a heal spell on hand- just for you!. He is not looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are intellect, nerdiness, and alignment (needs to fall between NG and CN, please). He talks in #6A2120. I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
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