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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:09 pm
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:12 pm
Well that doesn't seem fair at all.
What a bunch of bullshit.
You feel me up, and then arrest me for orgasming?
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:14 pm
The least he/she could have done is taken them out to dinner.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:17 pm
This is both hilarious and incredibly stupid. They even state that he has a sexual dysfunction. He better sue that TSA mufugger's a**.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:19 pm
obama u naughty
Also, his last name is Cummings.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:23 pm
ogawd
"the shot heard 'round the world"
rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:46 pm
I didn't know Cookie was 47.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:49 pm
"When the First Lady touches my junk, I also spunk"
mad D
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:50 pm
Allegro I didn't know Cookie was 47.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:44 pm
How the ******** do you feel a man's d**k piercings? You can't feel things under clothing without getting a good grip.
Anyways, lool. If I ever go on a plane and have to go through a pat-down, I'm going to tell them that in my religion, feeling my nether regions is akin to a marriage proposal. I'll forget about the flight and hang by my betrothed until ejected by security. :3
I just know this will stop or at least be scaled down once someone has to feel up the President, or some other important politician.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:53 pm
Molestation is airport policy now and HE's the one being charged with sexual assault?
I'd be outraged, but it seems like par for the course for America recently.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:56 pm
Quote: According to Assange, the documents will identify the alleged victim of the assault, as well as a pattern of official misconduct by him. The leaked documents state that male TSA agents have reported being sexually harassed by the alleged victim. He is also said to have used his agency seniority to be assigned exclusively to pat-down duty of male passengers. Several of his colleagues have also expressed disdain with the enthusiasm he has shown performing the pat-downs. The guy LIKES patting down male passengers. He just didn't expect one to reciprocate his enjoyment.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:00 pm
Assange is a sex criminal himself, so pardon me if I take anything he says with a grain of salt. xd
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