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 Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:41 am
I've seen this game done on a lot of forums, and thought it'd be okay here. x3
Basically, you think of something that a character from the show/games would never say, and post it. For example:
Pikachu: Hey Squirtle, I'm getting really sick of using Thunderbolt all the time. I think I'm going to learn Iron Tail.
Squirtle: I think that learning a peripheral at best move that won't damage a thing with your pathetic attack is a superb idea!
Pikachu: ... Let's go get hammered.
Squirtle: Yeah, I'm buying.
Cipher Peon: Okay, so you beat my pokemon. On to plan B. *cocks gun*
And so forth. O.o
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:49 am
Ash: So, Brock, how come you never look at Misty the same way you look at Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny?
Brock: Well, because she's obviously in love with you.
Ash: Really?! SWEET!
Or...
Ash: Hey guys, remember when... (insert something here from past episodes that they never talk about)
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:21 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:11 am
Ash: Pikachu use thunder shock
Pikachu:If you say that one more time retard.. stressed
Ash: Comeon Pikachu use thundershock!
Pikachu scream At least choose a STRONG MOVE DUMBASS
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:43 am
Courtesy of Robot Chicken, and I just HAVE to mention it. xd
Pikachu: Pika pika, pika chuuu!
Squirtle: Squirtle squirtle squir--wait a minute, what the f*** am I saying?!
Pikachu: Uh, just say your lines, Gus. Or you'll get the gas. sad
Squirtle: I don't care! Seriously, kids, go read a f***ing book or something! scream
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:15 pm
>.> <.<
Pikachu: Pika-pikachu? ("Ash? There's.. something I need to tell you.")
Ash: "What's that?"
Pikachu: Pika chuchu Pikaa. ("I'm a... humansexual.")
Ash: "...Somehow, I knew. Yes, somehow, I always knew."
Brock: "Screw this. Where can we get some takeout?"
James: "I thought I'd go butch today, then go hit on that bronzed twerp some more. I think he's my type."
Jesse: "How many times do we need to go over this? NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Meowth: "Sure. You say that now, but I don't see any hot doctors around for you to flirt with..."
Jessie+James (Together, PO'd): "What was that, Meowth?"
Meowth: "Er.. nothing."
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:05 am
Brock:i hate nurse joy, officer jenny, and all other pretty women.
Ash: i hate you pickachu
Misty:water pokemon suck
Gary: ash is way better and cooler than me
Prof.Oak: hmm, i hate science. and pokemon
Max: my dad sucks
May: i hate skitty and combusken
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:59 pm
Lance: AHHH!!!! MAKE THE SCAWY DWAGON GO AWAAAAYYYY!!!! *cries*
Meowth: *anything in a British accent*
Pikachu: Ash... I AM YOUR FATHER.
Ash: Well actually, Misty, I'm an inhuman experiment and a crime against nature. That's why I can't date you. Seriously.
Ash: *any kind of perverted joke*
Nurse Joy: Why of COURSE I'll go out with you Brock! *not sarcastic*
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:55 pm
Ash: HEY PIKACHU!
Pikachu: YEAH?
Ash: YOU'RE RETARDED! biggrin
Pikachu: ...dude, your a total f***hole.
Ash: WOW THANKS PIKACHU YOU MY BEST FRIEND.
May: cool O RLY?
Max: *french accent* You thought I was kidding, no? Because in ze world of Pokemon, retardeness can be found even under a rock.
Brock:SUCKMYBALLS.
Max: See what I mean?
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:20 am
Oak: These are pokeballs, there are lots of them, whoa, pretty awesome eh?
Ash: Lol, balls
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Brock: I don't understand why am I the first gym leader? My pokemon are strong against 1/3 of the possible starters
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House MD: All people lie, but some have the decency to be interesting about it
Ash: I knew it; you have been doing my mother all along!
House MD: Uh, kid. That is Professor Oak.
AWKWARD SILENCE
Oak: [enters doing up his fly] That was some good sexing! Oh, hello ash. And this must be your friend, Mr. T.
House MD: I need something stronger than Vicodin
Ash: Pikachu and I smoke freebase DMT when we get sad
Oak: I love weed!
Misty: [pops head in a window] my pokemon were making me feel useless, so I shot them and bought a lvl.100 Shiny Charizard from a Chinese guy
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:02 pm
Pikachu: Ahh, screw this. I'm gonna go breed with a Clefairy. God, them Clefairies are smokin'!
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:41 am
Misty: Oh my gosh, that Metapod is soo adorable! 4laugh *throws Pokeball at it*
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:54 am
Breastsjames: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:00 am
Pikachu: Ash! I missed you! *holds him "Ash!........ YOU SMELL LIKE A RETARD! I'M GOING BACK WITH MEWTWO, at least he knows how to take a bath...
Ash: But Pikachu, I can change
Pikachu: Oh go pull Misty!
Ash: Bu- OK!
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:44 pm
Director: Ok crew, I want you all to do your very best today!
Pikachu: Hey you shut up! I don't see you walking around for 200 episodes only saying "pika pika!"
Directeor: But I didn-
Pikachu: Right, we are going on strike! We will act when the blood comes back
Tyrannitar: Yeah and don't forget the sex!
Pikachu: Yea- wait a minute what the hell? Sex?! Sure, whatever!
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