I wrote the many things that I wished for on the corner of a note
As the door was closed, and could not be opened at all
As the door was closed, and could not be opened at all
... to troll the forums of a fanfiction author. She's a troll writer and her story is just so God-awful.
It's called FaCe ThE sTrAnGe and in it, a Mary Sue named Dally [obviously the author], Edward Cullen of Twilight, Hiei of Yu Yu Hakusho, Shadow the Hedgehog of Sonic and even Link of the Zelda games all go to Hogwarts.
As it goes along, more random characters join in. Dally has a crush on every guy there. And it gets worse...
The spelling/grammar and sex scenes are terrible, they're all OOC and Dumbledore is a ***** these forums, which consists of basically all trolls including Dally herself, many of the users have their screen names as one of the humorous mistakes in the story such as "Edward Porned Off." lol
At one point they're on Jerry Springer over a pregnancy and she mistypes Jerry as Obama.
So I've taken Obama, seeing as it was available and made my first post saying I'd spread it around to America.
Already my trolling is successful. Here's the post after mine.
It's called FaCe ThE sTrAnGe and in it, a Mary Sue named Dally [obviously the author], Edward Cullen of Twilight, Hiei of Yu Yu Hakusho, Shadow the Hedgehog of Sonic and even Link of the Zelda games all go to Hogwarts.
As it goes along, more random characters join in. Dally has a crush on every guy there. And it gets worse...
The spelling/grammar and sex scenes are terrible, they're all OOC and Dumbledore is a ***** these forums, which consists of basically all trolls including Dally herself, many of the users have their screen names as one of the humorous mistakes in the story such as "Edward Porned Off." lol
At one point they're on Jerry Springer over a pregnancy and she mistypes Jerry as Obama.
So I've taken Obama, seeing as it was available and made my first post saying I'd spread it around to America.
Already my trolling is successful. Here's the post after mine.
OneThousandTimes
OMJ Dally! If Obama likes your story, he can make laws that force everyone to read it. Then the worlds would know and you'd be super MEGA incredibley famous. Maybe more famous that JK Rowling or Stefanny Meyer. He can also make laws that umprison anybuddy that hates on you. Obama for 2012!
I am so proud of my country. xd
Oh and if you wanna read, go here for the links, comments and more information.
Oh and if you wanna read, go here for the links, comments and more information.
Eventually I was left alone, unable to understand the ways of adults
As I thought, the world is still unchanged today
As I thought, the world is still unchanged today
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