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hallo mah beautiful australians!! yeay!! whee

well you's know the drill, we get the 26th off every year to drink, have a bbq, catch up with mates and celebrate heaven on earth!!

so to celebrate i thinks we should all drink bundy and dress up in our best aussie out fits!! yeay!! so yea lots of greens and golds and australian crap. you know the drill!!

list of terms and definitions:

Australia:

1) The best ********' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.

2) best mother ******** country in the world. any mofos who think any different can burn in hell for all i care. best at most sports ( not including them american "sports" like baseball and poofball (oh wait gridiron)) we'll kick ur a** at cricket, AFL (best form of football on this earth) swimming (not a real sport) etc. we'll out drink you any day. our laid back attitude kicks a**. our military is one of the best trained in the world. dont judge us by our dickhead Politicians cause well all politicians are dickheads. any wayz Australia kicks a** FULLSTOP.
thankies to teh dictionary


so anyway yea just parade your stuff here and yea!!

shuddup those people who are in both guilds!! i am an avvie whore deal with it!!

arrow Sithy because you always make me happy!!

arrow God because i was the lucky one who made in a nice country instead of some where with no food and lots of crap

arrow DNA because his avvie gave me the idea!!

wwwhhhhaaa i love you!! *spams with you*

you came back o_0 i mean... huh?? it's too late at night.... like 2:04am queensland time i need to sleep!! im going shoppin tomorrow!! whee

by the way i miss you, we need you so bad in teh thread, it's just bunnah and me spamming and flaming people!! we need you sithy!!

Okay, here's a run down on my VERY Australian avatar:

- As you can see, the predominant colours are green and gold.
- She is wearing a gold headpiece to represent our early gold rush days, where many people immigrated to Australia in search for that precious metal that everybody loves. Those times and events such as the Eureka Stockade helped to make the country what it is today.
- Her ears are KOALA ears, okay? A very cute and somewhat vicious national icon they are.
- The glowing thing in her pendant is a wonderful Australian opal. We have the best in the world don't you know?
- She is protesting against the government because... well... they probably did something to piss her off.
- She is holding a FERAL cat. Feral cats cause major havoc to our ecosystems and have caused the demise of many of our poor little native friends.
- Her skirt is made of fresh wheat stalks, because you know, we are good at agriculture.
- Her boots are Ugg Boots - A distinctly Australian inventio which those American shits stole, but now we're allowed to use the name again so it's all okay.

So hooray! Australian avatar.

::Edit::

I changed because it was just too ugly looking before. Now I'm just green and gold and a council worker. See how I have a shovel, yet I'm just standing there? I must be having a smoko.

*posts* i'll post your pics up but i cbf

dunno i just saw you and went "avvie comp" *shrugs*

lucky we're multicultural aye!!