Welcome to Gaia! ::

Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the a**,
So paranoid. . .
Watch your back!!

"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome your special guest host of WWE:E Expansion this week...Your WWE:E Undisputed Champion, 'The Heartbreaker,' Mike Landry!"

The fans chose that instead of welcoming him, they'd boo him. It seemed more appropriate. Nevertheless Mike Landry made his way out to the stage, and instead of his normal wrestling attire or a suit, he emerged in a tie-die t-shirt and blue jeans. He had his normal cocky smirk was still there, that hadn't changed, and he still had his microphone which seemed to be surgically attached to his hand.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to WWE:E Expansion. Tonight! We have one of the most anticipated competitions of the trial, and that is the Rap Battle. The Rap Battle, at least in my eyes, is the next most important part of this competition aside from the actual Wrestling aspect. When you are a Professional Wrestler, you have to sell yourself. Some people do it with t-shirts, some do it with movies, but the time tested way of getting over in this business...is how you talk."

Landry smiled a ver uncharacteristic smile, he was actually having fun doing this.

"The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, John Cena, Hulk Hogan, and of course..."Superstar" Billy Graham! All of these men were not only greats inside the ring, but outside and on the microphone. It's what made them connect to the crowd and intimidate their opponents. Now talking is good, but people are naturally drawn to lyrical communication more so than verbal. The first person to realize that was the Original Rapping Wrestler, my uncle, "Superstar" Billy Graham. And so, i'm going to set the bar for you rookies here tonight with a little tribute to ol' Billy."

Landry took center stage and paused for a moment as the spotlight shone on him.

“I’ve broken more hearts than the Heart Break Kid
And I’ve busted more balls than Ric Flair did.
I eat T-bone steaks and I bench barbell plates
And I am sweeter than German chocolate cake.
I am the Figure of Perfection
The Number One selection
The women’s bet
And the men’s regret
Because what you see is what you get
And what you don’t see is better yet.
When I walk down the street kings and queens step aside
Every woman I meet they all stay satisfied.
You see I could make a rich woman beg
I could make a good woman steal
Make an old woman blush
And a young woman squeal
Because I am The Heartbreaker Mike Landry and I’m bad to the bone
I’ve got so much bad it would take an hour to get to this bone.
I am the man of the hour
The one with the power
To SWEET to be SOUR.
WWE:E rookies, think they have gold in their future
But to the winner, I am Judge Jury and Executioner.
You out in TV Land go check your definition
If you don't have it then hock your car and buy an HDTV
So you can see the Heartbreaker Mike Landry in living...vivid...color."

Landry paused once again and looked up with a smile, looking back at the stage and sending his next message to the rookies.

"So Says the Heartbreaker, So Shall it Be."

Landry stepped back and waited for the first rookie to step up and perform his rap.

Landry eyed Joey with a raised eyebrow, gauging his performance.

"Well, I'm not sure if youu know what some of those words meant or if you just needed a rhyme, but honestly that Huk part was gold. 7.3 out of ten."

Kyle Dracious comes out with no music playing and a mic in his hand. "Hold on a minute! I refuse to humiliate myself by participating in this pathetic competition." Kyle screams into the mic as the fans boo him loudly. "Boo me all you want. I joined this company to improve my skills not rap and be a idiot in front of all of you like some idiot in a reality TV show. So with this I'm forfeiting this challenge." Kyle now turns around and heads back stage.

Huk stepped forward with a mic in his hand.
"Though I do agree with Kyle...I sadly must compete in this rap battle to get a chance at winning this competition."
He took a deep breath before starting.
"Though I'm not as black as night
I'm going to win the fight.
Whether its a kick or a punch
I'm better than this bunch.
You can yell or scream
I'll still be your worst dream.
I've been beaten once,
but that was by a dunce.
He got lucky then
Though I'm the ten."
He looked around at the crowd to see if they are loving or hating it.
"With my German blood running through my veins
I'll give you more than just a few pains.
Against someone like Kyle
I'm ahead by a mile.
Thorne, if you fight me
Oh how dead you would be.
While I gotta feel bad for Nuke
Who's rookie is just a damn fluke.
I'm the best around
When I was boxing they'd be knocked out every round.
As you all live and breath
Your tears will be wiped up onto your sleeve.
Faster than light
With the strongest might."
Feeling the a little adrenaline rush through his veins he turned towards Landry a little.
"Well Landry
Your title is coming back to Germany."
The crowd cheered, maybe because they liked him, or maybe because no one expected the forgeiner to actually rhyme with everything he said.
((I'm not much better Joey.))

Omega steps forward with a mic in hand he wasn't all that good at talking let alone rapping but he knew he had to do this to prove he could be a top star here in WWE:E

"Yo I'm the Omega Kid
I'm vicious like Sid
All these other rookies
Are like retarded wookies
You guys might as well say goodbye
Now here let me tell you why
First we got the German TGI Huk
But really no one gives a ******** a worthless bore
everytime I see him I just want to snore
Then we got the little boy Andy
he's a homos favorite piece of a** Candy
This in turn has made him so god damn whiny
but they love that he always leaves their 'heads' all shiny
Up next we got 'The Scottish Saber' Kyle
Man does that guy ever smile?
Well despite that tremendous power
it smells like he doesn't shower
Now last but definitely not least
we got the beast who was trained in the east
This is man here is Joey Desch
In the ring he always likes to keeps it fresh
but in our match later tonight
I'm gonna lock my submission on tight
so that the only sound you hear is ding ding ding
oh s**t I just beat you in the middle of that ring"

Omega paused and adjusted his mask a bit he then turned to Landry as the crowd gave off a mixed reaction to Omega's rap

"And this man right here he's the great Heartbreaker
Well hey guess what Mike, Me I'm the master Earth Shaker
So keep a firm hold on your title belt and have a long run
Because after I win this competition you can expect that having that belt isn't going to be fun!"

Omega this time was heavily cheered by the crowd probably not for his mic skills but because he had threatened to beat Landry for the belt

((my first ever rap lol I'm so proud))

((With all the other rookies no showing...))

Landry gives a dissapointed scoff, then looks over the three rookies still standing on the stage, before going over to Kid Omega.

"The winner of the Rookie Rap Battle...KID OMEGA!"

(Andrew is having CPU problems as he post in the Social guild.)