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yukisuzu9
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:29 pm


As a minority we're used to being treated, well differently by the human majority.
Here's where we can share stories about the funny, ignorant, or just plain mean things humans say or do to us. Had a human child try to ride you, again, and when you finally bucked the little creeper off they treated you like the bad guy; Did a human have the most Hilarius reaction to you; Have any good human jokes?
Come share your "Those darn human" stories here.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:43 pm


Personally, humans have been really cool with me, so I don't have any mean stories, but I've got a few funny ones.

Like this one time, a male stripper tried to eat me. he kept yelling "Meat" and something about feeding his kids. After a bunch of fighting and throwing granny panties around, I distracted him by drawing him as a woman with D cup breasts. He spent the rest of the night bragging about his invisible D cups and stopped trying to eat me. True story, I spent the rest of the night drawing the other men in the forum as women and ended up being adopted. It was fun.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:23 pm


I have two really crappy human stories.
The first one was in virtual hollywood, I was standing there talking to my friend and this guy with a sword comes in and stand where it looks like his sword is going up my a**, i kept moving......he kept following. Yeah, I just joined a different server then.

My second one is About my virtual mother. So I was virtually adopted when I was humean right. Then about a month after that i turned into a 'taur, and then joined her in the towns. She started saying I looked rediculous and i started swearing and whatnot....yeah, basically Im really pissed at nattilie629.

Wow ranting feels good! XD
PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:40 pm


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I have two really crappy human stories.
The first one was in virtual hollywood, I was standing there talking to my friend and this guy with a sword comes in and stand where it looks like his sword is going up my a**, i kept moving......he kept following. Yeah, I just joined a different server then.

My second one is About my virtual mother. So I was virtually adopted when I was humean right. Then about a month after that i turned into a 'taur, and then joined her in the towns. She started saying I looked rediculous and i started swearing and whatnot....yeah, basically Im really pissed at nattilie629.

Wow ranting feels good! XD

Oh my, that's terrible. The VH guy sounds like an immature jerk, and your Vmother sounds like a pretty petty person as well. I'm sorry they were rude to you, especially your Vmother, she should be your friend regardless. Well at least now you know her true colors and you can make lots of nice new friends here. :3

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:13 pm


Oh my, that's terrible. The VH guy sounds like an immature jerk, and your Vmother sounds like a pretty petty person as well. I'm sorry they were rude to you, especially your Vmother, she should be your friend regardless. Well at least now you know her true colors and you can make lots of nice new friends here. :3


=D thnx! GO 'TAURS!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:22 pm


Go 'taurs!
Four legs are better then two.
;D

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:57 pm


Craziest human/centaur story ever. It's about me...I saw a centaur in rally and did not do anything to degrade myself...In fact we had an interesting conversation. Lol
PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:24 am


I remember once i was in the earth day forest stage. A few people came over to me and asked if they could have a ride. Of course I said no. Then I had to go to bathroom, so I said "brb" and left. When I came back to my computor screen, they were on top of me and they were shouting, "Giddy up pony!" I was upset, but one guy apologised and he's a good friend now.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:17 pm


I don't have any bad stories but I have horny ppl how keeps wanting to suck my house/futa c**k
PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:10 pm


I've been called a horse too many times. Horse lady, Horse person, Pony Girl, you name it... and thusly my siggy was born rofl
(some guy even called me a "Horslen" XD)

But some guy in a "Name the R.O. Centaur" Rant thread I made said "Food people don't need names" And another even said we're only half or 3/5ths a gaian so we don't need an NPC.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:16 pm


"Centaurs are only half-Gaian. They don't deserve to vote."

Saw something along those lines posted in Site Feedback...
PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:18 pm


Diamond Rika
"Centaurs are only half-Gaian. They don't deserve to vote."

Saw something along those lines posted in Site Feedback...

That's ridiculous.

The Occasional Annoyance


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:26 pm


The Occasional Annoyance
Diamond Rika
"Centaurs are only half-Gaian. They don't deserve to vote."

Saw something along those lines posted in Site Feedback...

That's ridiculous.
I agree completely.

I almost said something, but it wasn't worth the risk. xp
PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:55 pm


Diamond Rika
The Occasional Annoyance
Diamond Rika
"Centaurs are only half-Gaian. They don't deserve to vote."

Saw something along those lines posted in Site Feedback...

That's ridiculous.
I agree completely.

I almost said something, but it wasn't worth the risk. xp

They wouldn't be so lucky with me. I can't hold my tongue if something irritates me; even if my life depended on it.

The Occasional Annoyance


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:14 pm


The Occasional Annoyance
Diamond Rika
The Occasional Annoyance
Diamond Rika
"Centaurs are only half-Gaian. They don't deserve to vote."

Saw something along those lines posted in Site Feedback...

That's ridiculous.
I agree completely.

I almost said something, but it wasn't worth the risk. xp

They wouldn't be so lucky with me. I can't hold my tongue if something irritates me; even if my life depended on it.
Had I been on my less obvious mule, I'd have said something.

However, I'm currently in moderator training and I didn't want to say anything that could be construed as "bad". xp
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