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 Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:15 am
Okay, here is how this works - Someone answers the person above them's wish, but it has to go horribly wrong, and they ask a wish themselves.
For example; Person One You get the job, but work too hard and end up getting crippled.
I wish I had a pony. Person Two You have a pony, but it is a flesh eating zombie and when you try to ride it, it breaks in half.
I wish I had a big cheeseburger.
And so it goes on. I'll start - just a wish, since obviously, no-one has posted one above me for me to make go horribly wrong.
I wish I had a beer left.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:20 am
You get a beer but it was made in 1400 and has gone off, making you vomit profusely.
I wish I had a million pounds
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:42 am
You have a million pounds but get robbed as soon as you get it.
I wish I had my own island.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:50 am
You have your own island, but it is inhabited by baboons that carry a horrific and higly contagious disease. You are unaware of this, and catch it.
They find your rotting corpse a month later, half-eaten.
I wish my wisdom tooth would just grow through already and stop with the slow painfulness.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:56 am
Your wisdom tooth grows through but there is not enough space for it in your jaw, so it continually hurts and you need to have it removed by the dentist who bungles the job.
I wish I had a lorry so that I could drive it.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:18 pm
You have a lorry and try to drive it, only to squish your kitty quite flat.
I wish I had a giant bottle of Dandelion and Burdock fizzy drink by that company with the alsatian logo. xD
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:33 am
I had a giant bottle, but the alsatian was real and ate my pie! gonk
I wish there were more members in this guild.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:06 pm
There are more members in the guild, but they come only to trash the place, and leave it worse off than it was.
I wish you had made a better wish.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:16 pm
I make a better wish, but it is so wonderful that large black holes form all over the universe, sucking us all into an alternate dimension.
I wish that I knew chinese already.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:51 pm
You already know Chinese, but then you forgot English in your amazing effort to learn Chinese.
I wish my puzzles weren't so darn big so I could actually fit it on my table.
[P.S. I already know Chinese. x3 Cantonese mostly, but I know some Mandarin.]
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:08 pm
Your puzzles all fit on your table now! Aww, look.. If you put the fourth (and final) piece in it's a picture of Bob the Builder...
I wish that I was less tired all the time, so that I could talk to all my friends in their weird foreign time-zones!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:51 am
You become less tired, but this is in exchange that your friends become more tired and thus, you still can't talk to them.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:43 pm
You get a boyfriend, but he turns out to be too nice, so you have to dump him.
I wish that my hair would grow to five inches already!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:10 pm
Your hair would grow five inches, but then the hair all over your body would grow five inches longer, so you would have a fur coat.
I wish that my dryer was fixed so I could dry my clothes.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:07 am
Your dryer gets fixed by a magical mechanic who appears in your basement. Sadly he fixed it too well, and it span so hard it created a minor wormhole, dragging the entire universe around for a few hours until the spin cycle ended. Now everyone hates you. lol
I wish that the average population would stop getting stupider with each successive generation. sweatdrop
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