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Method Six

PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:22 am


CUDDLES!

An apparently essential part of the female diet.

My girlfriend, who will be joining us shortly(I hope lol ), requires them for a disproportionatly large amount of the time we spend together. Not that I'm unwilling, of course... BEWBAHS!

Your experiences? Bad cuddles! CUDDLES... NOOOOOO!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:04 am


Yer I love cuddling!!! heart
I think cuddles make a girl feel more secure and loved. I would say they are very important in a relationship.
But you have to admit, I'm quite partial to groping as well. You can have all the bewbahs you want Daniel wink

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Izaea

PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:06 pm


Yes, cuddles can include groping.

But cuddles are indeed addictive, and a neccesary part of ANYONE's diet.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:21 pm


I've noticed that I've become more of a conneseuir of cuddles as I've gotten older. When I was younger, I would cuddle anyone. Then, in High School, I'd cuddle only specific friends, and now, I only have a few select people who I will cuddle (that, and friendly pets). It's funny, but that's my relationship with cuddling.

Also, Kitsune, saying, "come here, b***h" isn't necessarily that respectful when it comes to cuddling...

Quite the juxtoposition there.

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Bonbonquark

PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:30 pm


No, Kitsune isn't that respectful when it comes to girls considering he would ******** an 11 year old just cause she has nice tits.
anyway, I've decided to amend my earlier post.
Quote:
You can have all the bewbahs you want Daniel wink
Not anymore 4laugh . Maybe once you pull your head out of your a** sweetheart, and talk to me.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:27 pm


Oni-Angel
Also, Kitsune, saying, "come here, b***h" isn't necessarily that respectful when it comes to cuddling...

Quite the juxtoposition there.


Well, that was the point of doing it that way. razz
I understand that it's not that respectful, but I was more trying to garner thread attention than reveal the true purpose of the thread.

Bonbonquark
No, Kitsune isn't that respectful when it comes to girls considering he would ******** an 11 year old just cause she has nice tits.
anyway, I've decided to amend my earlier post.
Quote:
You can have all the bewbies you want Daniel wink
Not anymore 4laugh . Maybe once you pull your head out of your a** sweetheart, and talk to me.


1 eleven year old. Who is awesomely hot. And japanese. And who I will most probably never meet.

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Time-Spanned Soul

PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:09 pm


KitsuneRonin
1 eleven year old. Who is awesomely hot. And japanese. And who I will most probably never meet.


trying to justify ***** urgings... how interesting.

All of the girls I have ever been with never really cared about cuddling...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:13 pm


Maybe you attract those kind of girls.
Or maybe it was the type of relationship - no long term relationship can go without hugs and cuddles in my opinion 3nodding

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:35 pm


The closest I've come to uddling was the time I accidentally put my hand on a girls a** in middle school.

If ya want to know how it went down, all ya have to do is ask...
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:27 am


xd
How did it go down?

Bonbonquark


Method Six

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:10 am


Time-Spanned Soul
KitsuneRonin
1 eleven year old. Who is awesomely hot. And japanese. And who I will most probably never meet.


trying to justify ***** urgings... how interesting.

All of the girls I have ever been with never really cared about cuddling...


You'd have ***** urges if you saw this girl. Moving right along...

Koiyuki: Spill!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:13 am


I love Cuddling. I cuddle almost every day! My diet consists of chocolate, soda, poptarts, apples and cuddles! I love getting random cuddles too! *heheeee* I'm so hyper right now!

Koiyuki-san: Do tell!

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Bonbonquark

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:51 pm


Quote:

You'd have ***** urges if you saw this girl. Moving right along...


If you keep posting about your ***** urges, I'm gonna have to actually go and buy that baseball bat
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:26 am


Aeinor
Koiyuki-san: Do tell!


KitsuneRonin
Koiyuki: Spill!


Bonbonquark
xd
How did it go down?


Firstly, Bonbon and Kitsune, I would recommend working out this little spat IRL. It could really screw up a relationship if it gets too out of hand, and I would HATE to ban two such fine members because they spead their little drama around our boards, and snapped at other members because of it.

Now then, moving right along...

It was a cold spring morning, and students all across the school were abuzz with excitment. Hip hop could be heard blaring from the stand on one end, and little savored the taste of Cotton Candy and grilled Hot Dogs on the other, and right in the middle of it all were a group of students (myself included) huddled together; waiting for the line to move and possibly buy the tickets needed to access these events.

I stood in the middle of that organized mess of a line, the chilly air crisp in my lungs; and as I saw the line move about 2 steps every 5 minutes, I began to think of myself as a sardine, packed in a can, packed in the trunk of a Pinto.

I saw the sea of beanie caps and turtleneck sweaters begin to close in on me, and began to wildly look around; a look of terror crossing my face. My breathing became harder and harder as they came closer and closer, and my body began to shake, dying to find a way out of the random idiotic chatter about pop stars and and the lastest trends filling the air. After a moment, I decided I had had enough, and started bobbing, weaving, and pushing my way out of the crush, desperately gasping for some air (in my mind, at least).

As I came close to a possible exit, I reached my hand out of the crowd and felt something warm and inviting grow across it. At first, I thought it was comfort from struggling my way through, or perhaps I had found a warm spot. I found a warm spot, alright. I moment later, I had found out my hand landed on the a** of a nicely growing, auburn haired girl wearing a Jeans jacket and pants; pink shades covering her hazel eyes. After a moment, I had took my hand away and blushed; quickly walking away and making my way to the events.

I haven't been quite the same since that day, and I'm still shy and hell around girls, even girl friends. Although, looking back, I probably should have gave it a squeeze before I took it away. Of course, back then, I wasn't as sexually frustrated as I am today...*softly laughs*

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:22 pm


Koiyuki
Aeinor
Koiyuki-san: Do tell!


KitsuneRonin
Koiyuki: Spill!


Bonbonquark
xd
How did it go down?


Firstly, Bonbon and Kitsune, I would recommend working out this little spat IRL. It could really screw up a relationship if it gets too out of hand, and I would HATE to ban two such fine members because they spead their little drama around our boards, and snapped at other members because of it.

Now then, moving right along...

It was a cold spring morning, and students all across the school were abuzz with excitment. Hip hop could be heard blaring from the stand on one end, and little savored the taste of Cotton Candy and grilled Hot Dogs on the other, and right in the middle of it all were a group of students (myself included) huddled together; waiting for the line to move and possibly buy the tickets needed to access these events.

I stood in the middle of that organized mess of a line, the chilly air crisp in my lungs; and as I saw the line move about 2 steps every 5 minutes, I began to think of myself as a sardine, packed in a can, packed in the trunk of a Pinto.

I saw the sea of beanie caps and turtleneck sweaters begin to close in on me, and began to wildly look around; a look of terror crossing my face. My breathing became harder and harder as they came closer and closer, and my body began to shake, dying to find a way out of the random idiotic chatter about pop stars and and the lastest trends filling the air. After a moment, I decided I had had enough, and started bobbing, weaving, and pushing my way out of the crush, desperately gasping for some air (in my mind, at least).

As I came close to a possible exit, I reached my hand out of the crowd and felt something warm and inviting grow across it. At first, I thought it was comfort from struggling my way through, or perhaps I had found a warm spot. I found a warm spot, alright. I moment later, I had found out my hand landed on the a** of a nicely growing, auburn haired girl wearing a Jeans jacket and pants; pink shades covering her hazel eyes. After a moment, I had took my hand away and blushed; quickly walking away and making my way to the events.

I haven't been quite the same since that day, and I'm still shy and hell around girls, even girl friends. Although, looking back, I probably should have gave it a squeeze before I took it away. Of course, back then, I wasn't as sexually frustrated as I am today...*softly laughs*


Oh god, but your writing made me swoon. Takes me back to my HS days when everything was about the throngs of people. Sometimes, I would jokingly start mooing if I got caught in a "stampede."

Although, at the time, I secured a job at the snack bar, so I always got out of class early so I could get there before the bell. Whoo!
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