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Aristocratic Views Captain
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 Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:26 pm
Post your funny quotes from stuff!
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:00 pm
I know a lot of funny quotes, but...I'm also told I have a strange, twisted sense of humor that runs toward being inappropriate. So. I'll see if I can dig up something that isn't too sketchy.
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Aristocratic Views Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:00 pm
"Why aren't I more confident.... AND WHY IS THERE A HAND DOWN MY PANTS?!"
and
"We'll just be walking along and, BOOM! Sex."
~Naruto and Kiba in the Fanfiction "My Heart's Lavender Eyes"
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:23 pm
"I think it's time you use the L word."
"Lesbian?"
"No, the OTHER L word..."
"........ Lesbians?"
Scott Pilgrim & his roommate.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:45 am
"Thor! Thor give me strength! Odin be my gaurd and shield! Freyr give me your manhood!"
just what kind of a war cry is 'I need the p***s of a god!'
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:07 pm
"They were tied together with a single thread...rather like an old pair of pants..."
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Aristocratic Views Captain
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Aristocratic Views Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:27 pm
"I'm going to church"
"Have fun. Tell Jesus I said 'Hi'"
~Member of TouchMyMafia and their mother
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:21 pm
"NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY! That's the rule that I've just made up... And I'm backing it up with this gun." -Eddie Izzard
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