This is by Marieaskelinton.
Sam: hey Kyle are you ever goingto tell me why you wont talk to Jez?
Kyle: because i don't talk to girls remember. wow if you forgot after knowing each other for 12 years. man, thats sad Sam.
Sam: yeah i know, but everyone can tell you like her you stare at her all day long at school. your in 10th grade grade dude you need to get over this whole thing. why is it you don't talk to girls again?
Kyle:because
Sam: becaues why?
Kyle: because.
Sam: come on man we are not 7 year olds just tell me.
Kyle: ...
Sam: Kyle you are going to tell me even if i have to strap you to a chair and bring Jez over here and make her beat it out of you. you know i will and you know Jez will too.
Kyle: ok ok. i don't talk to girls because in second grade i liked this girl.
Sam: Senis right?
Kyle:yes now if you want to know let me finish.
Sam: k sorry man.
Kyle: i went up to Senis and i told her that o liked her green eyes.
Sam:YOU WHAT!!!
Kyle: you heard me or else you wouldn't have had that reaction.
Sam: ok i heard you, but i can't believe out of all the girld you could have spoken your first words to. Senis? and you told her she had pretty eyes. ohhhh smoth.
Kyle: shut up Sam i was in second grade.
Sam: how come you didn't tell me?
Kyle: because he laughed at me and said she like some on else.
Sam: who?
Kyle: you ok thats why i didn't tell you!
Sam:...
Kyle: i felt stupid after that so i told myself i would never talk to a girl again.
Sam: wow Kyle. over Senis you haven't talked to a girl in 10 years. thats sad i have to say.
Kyle: i know but i am a chicken. i can'y talk to Jez now.
Sam: sure you can. you will tomorrow at school.
Kyle: Sam!
Sam: don't same me only my girl Sams me.
Kyle: fine i will. only taking though. no flirting. i don't know how.
Sam: you don't know how to flirt. we will work on that later. just talk to her.
Kyle: fine.
the next day dun dun duh
Kyle: Sam i can't do this.
Sam: yes you can. now go for it.
Kyle: ok. (walks over to Jez)
Jez: hey Kyle.
Kyle: ...
Jez: oh right you don't talk to girls and only two guys.
Kyle: ...
Jez: ok do you need something?
Kyle: ...
Jez: ok bye then.
Kyle: no hum...
Jez: (turns to look at Kyle)
Kyle: well.
Jez:yes?
Kyle: hi
Jez: hey
Kyle: do you... know where Sam is?
Jez: oh hum... he over there talking to Senis.
Kyle: ok nevermind... do you want to... go out with me?
