Why yes, I do plan on ruling the world someday.
I AM AWESOME
Hey crazy pplz my name
is Jordan, but you can call me Jay,
Zo, Nerd, Nerdface, or just Freak. Whichever floats your boat.
Hey crazy pplz my name
is Jordan, but you can call me Jay,
Zo, Nerd, Nerdface, or just Freak. Whichever floats your boat.
A haiku dedicated to myself
Me
So totally cool
Awesome in every way
I am a big nerd
Aren't I just a genius?
Nah I'm just kidding. That haiku sucks like crap but am I an indeed an author and some day Im going to write a book that will almost as famous as J.K. Rowlings Harry Potter series.
Ok so heres some more stuff 'bout me. Im 14 years old. I live in boring old NC, USA. My family is frekin crazy! Literally!
Anyway, I love to draw. I drew the flower above with chalk pastel. If you wanna see more of my work go search my name in the art arenas. Ive also got quite a few poems and short stories posted. As I said, I plan on being a famous author someday.
Heres the link to the first chapter:
Yes Writers United: Where Authors are Born is my very first awesome guild. We have tons of great authors with very promising futures. Join Today! Link to guild homepage:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/id.252715
I also own another EPIC guild called The Elfin Magic Academy. Its for teenagers who can do magic. I am currently looking for a new History of Magic professor since apprently the old one WHO HAD BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINGING decided that Gaia was boring and quit. Anyways, the school is really cool we accept all join requests (Shh!) so go ahead and join its really fun. You know you want to wink . Link to the homepage:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/id.308267
I play alot of video games. Mostly ones that involve Spyro the Dragon or shooting people. Sometimes racing. I KICKASS at MArio Kart.
Im also a bit gothy burning_eyes But whatever its the hormones speaking not me xp
Im on gaia ALL the time. Its sooo much fun ((yes I have no life, sad isnt it?))
My fav books series EVER
1) Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
2) The Ranger's Apprentince by John Flanagan
3) Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
4) Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
5) The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Palioni
6) Peter and the Starcathchers by Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson
7) The Keys to the Kingdom by Garth Nix
My fav books EVER
1) I am the Messenger by Markus Zusak
2)The Book Theif by Markus Zusak
3) Cross Roads by Chris Grabenstein
4) Hanging Hill by Chris Grabenstein
5) Romiette and Julio by Sharon M. Draper
6) Under a War Torn Sky by L.M. Elliot
Im a big book nerd.
Theres some more of my work scattered through out my profile.
Anyway, I love to draw. I drew the flower above with chalk pastel. If you wanna see more of my work go search my name in the art arenas. Ive also got quite a few poems and short stories posted. As I said, I plan on being a famous author someday.
Heres the link to the first chapter:
Yes Writers United: Where Authors are Born is my very first awesome guild. We have tons of great authors with very promising futures. Join Today! Link to guild homepage:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/id.252715
I also own another EPIC guild called The Elfin Magic Academy. Its for teenagers who can do magic. I am currently looking for a new History of Magic professor since apprently the old one WHO HAD BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINGING decided that Gaia was boring and quit. Anyways, the school is really cool we accept all join requests (Shh!) so go ahead and join its really fun. You know you want to wink . Link to the homepage:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/id.308267
I play alot of video games. Mostly ones that involve Spyro the Dragon or shooting people. Sometimes racing. I KICKASS at MArio Kart.
Im also a bit gothy burning_eyes But whatever its the hormones speaking not me xp
Im on gaia ALL the time. Its sooo much fun ((yes I have no life, sad isnt it?))
My fav books series EVER
1) Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
2) The Ranger's Apprentince by John Flanagan
3) Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
4) Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
5) The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Palioni
6) Peter and the Starcathchers by Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson
7) The Keys to the Kingdom by Garth Nix
My fav books EVER
1) I am the Messenger by Markus Zusak
2)The Book Theif by Markus Zusak
3) Cross Roads by Chris Grabenstein
4) Hanging Hill by Chris Grabenstein
5) Romiette and Julio by Sharon M. Draper
6) Under a War Torn Sky by L.M. Elliot
Im a big book nerd.
Theres some more of my work scattered through out my profile.