Please read the blue paragraph before voting. Thank you.
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Ends: Sometime in the future.
”Mommy?” A mini-mallow calls, rolling repeatedly into his mother to gain her attention. “How are mini-mallows made?”
Ah, the age old question.
Mother-mallow looks flustered, as most would be. It is not a topic one would like to bring up when near such young ones, but… he’s going to find out eventually, right? She might as well tell him the truth. Steeling herself, she rolls over to her son and, with the crudest of gestures one can make with a marshmallow body, she motions towards the large green hill in the distance.
“When a daddy-mallow and a mommy-mallow fall in love,” she starts, “and they want a mini-mallow of their own, they go atop a hill like that one. If they truly mean it, they roll down the hill together and when they reach the bottom, they can have one, or two, and sometimes even more mini-mallows!”
By then, mother-mallow looks extremely embarrassed. She can’t believe she actually told her son the truth, just like that. But she was resolved, wasn’t she? And so she continued.
“But it’s a very dangerous thing, really,” she says, looking at the sun nervously. The sun was the sworn enemy of their great, awesome, powerful, epic, beautiful, intelligent, [insert about 32048232 more compliments here] Meatball Overlord and, as such, was the enemy of most Marshmallowville residents, as well. “Sometimes, when the daddy-mallow and mommy-mallow roll to a stop, they end up on pavement! And if they don’t get away fast enough, the sun will melt them, and they may be stuck there until nightfall!”
Mother-mallow clutches her child at the mere thought of it. What horror that could befall upon any poor couple! Why, she herself had almost been victim to it. If that q-tip hadn’t been there…. Thankfully, most healed within seventy hours (average time it takes for marshmallows to heal themselves after facing serious burn injuries) but… few marshmallows ever wanted mini-mallows again after such an experience.
Before she could dwell on such negative thoughts for long, however, her son spoke once more.
“What if two marshmallows roll down a hill together on accident?” he asks curiously.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, what if they tripped?”
“Oh.”
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Ah, the age old question.
Mother-mallow looks flustered, as most would be. It is not a topic one would like to bring up when near such young ones, but… he’s going to find out eventually, right? She might as well tell him the truth. Steeling herself, she rolls over to her son and, with the crudest of gestures one can make with a marshmallow body, she motions towards the large green hill in the distance.
“When a daddy-mallow and a mommy-mallow fall in love,” she starts, “and they want a mini-mallow of their own, they go atop a hill like that one. If they truly mean it, they roll down the hill together and when they reach the bottom, they can have one, or two, and sometimes even more mini-mallows!”
By then, mother-mallow looks extremely embarrassed. She can’t believe she actually told her son the truth, just like that. But she was resolved, wasn’t she? And so she continued.
“But it’s a very dangerous thing, really,” she says, looking at the sun nervously. The sun was the sworn enemy of their great, awesome, powerful, epic, beautiful, intelligent, [insert about 32048232 more compliments here] Meatball Overlord and, as such, was the enemy of most Marshmallowville residents, as well. “Sometimes, when the daddy-mallow and mommy-mallow roll to a stop, they end up on pavement! And if they don’t get away fast enough, the sun will melt them, and they may be stuck there until nightfall!”
Mother-mallow clutches her child at the mere thought of it. What horror that could befall upon any poor couple! Why, she herself had almost been victim to it. If that q-tip hadn’t been there…. Thankfully, most healed within seventy hours (average time it takes for marshmallows to heal themselves after facing serious burn injuries) but… few marshmallows ever wanted mini-mallows again after such an experience.
Before she could dwell on such negative thoughts for long, however, her son spoke once more.
“What if two marshmallows roll down a hill together on accident?” he asks curiously.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, what if they tripped?”
“Oh.”
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Basically, this is going to be more breedings. :T (Including the crack breeding I’ve been mentioning for months.) Everything here is free. Just fill out the forms below and I’ll add you to the list, all right? 83 Main colorist is (probably) me, but other colorists are allowed to accept breedings from this thread if they choose.
We’ll be going with the new rules in place. (They’ve been updated again just now, although minorly. You can re-read them in the front page of the main thread or in the guild here.) For those who’ve posted their pets in Satan’s thread, if you’ve won a breeding and the pet was posted again here, I won’t choose it. (Satan rolled for numbers in the staff thread so I should know all of the pets involved in accepted breedings so far. Please don’t ask me for the names of the couples, though. If Satan hasn’t revealed them yet, then I won’t.) If, on the off chance, Satan and I both choose to breed a pet at the same time, then that pet’s offspring won’t be taken away, but all pets involved in both breedings must wait two months after the first batch of offspring has been dropped off to breed again. (Sorry. D: If the parties involved don’t want to wait this long, then the owners may opt to null the babies I made.)
Please keep in mind that I’m extremely busy, and I decided to make this thread on a whim. I’ll probably regret it later, but hey.
Because of this, it might take weeks or even months for me to finally close down the thread. (Note that I say “close down the thread,” not “finish all owed breedings.”) So during any time this thread is open, you’re free to edit out your entry (do not delete posts). (You may only edit entries to remove a couple / pet or update the forms (adding family members you forgot, new roleplays that were started, etc.). Please do not edit for any other reason.) I’ll choose couples whenever I have time to color / see a couple I really like.
There will be two sections: mated couples and crack couples.
The former is obvious. If you have couples that are mated (and not out for flings / ONS) with another, that’s the section your pet(s) will go into. (Don’t forget that you’ll need a donor for same-sex couples!)
Crack couples are completely random couples, chosen either by die or by the colorist, and no one else. Any pet in the crack couple section may be bred and, because of the randomness with which they are chosen, the owners are not bound to anything. If your pet is chosen and you’d like plot or roleplay between the pet your pet was bred with, feel free to ask the owner about it, but please respect the owner’s decision should he or she decline. Worse case scenario, you just call the breeding OOC and don’t acknowledge it in roleplay (although the offspring will still be eligible for throwbacks), all right? There’s also a chance that your pet will be paired up with another of the same gender and will need a donor / will be a donor for someone else’s breeding. If you’re not fine with these possibilities, just don’t enter your pets. If, for some reason, owners do not want me to color a breeding between pets I chose (plot reasons, they’re related (woops), etc.), please let me know ASAP (I’m willing to cancel a breeding / re-roll for the second member for any reason, but if your excuse is something like “I don’t want my fox to have tiger babies,” or something of the sort, I’ll be less willing to choose your pets for other breedings. Remember, you entered crack breedings knowing your pet could end up with anyone else on the list!). (Flings / ONS where the parties involved are chosen by other people besides myself will not be accepted this round, sorry. :c Satan still has her breeding thread up, though!)
As a note, I’ll be more willing to accept pets belonging to owners that are active in the thread. I don’t want to go through the process of coloring a whole litter only to discover the owners forgot. >>; (I’m willing to be more lenient with this since I understand that, with my schedule, I may be able to accept only like, one couple every other week or something. But if I’ve only seen you post here only once or don’t recognize your name, then yeah. :c)
Also, the amount of couples I’ll accept will depend on the poll. (If the majority of votes is on “Regular Breeding,” I’ll choose less couples, as there’s a chance for more offspring. This option means I’ll roll for offspring normally, using the numbers shown in the breedings thread linked above.
If the majority of votes is on “More couples; less offspring.” then I’ll choose more couples, but the couples may have a maximum of three to four offspring (number still undecided; whether they start as adults or grow from babies is still undecided). I’ll roll as I normally do, but the max number of offspring will be knocked down.)
Votes may change decisions back and forth. For example, if I accept a couple while the “Regular Breeding” option has the majority, then I’ll roll for the offspring normally. If I accept another couple later on, but with “More couples; less offspring.” in the majority, then I’ll cut down on the max number.
If you have any questions, please ask in the main thread. This thread is for forms only.
Forms are below. They have been modified from the official form for the purposes of this thread. Please fill it out completely before posting. (Including uncerts! If you can’t find the uncerts for your pets, post in the main thread. Staff members are always willing to help, along with some of our regulars.) Make sure your images are working at all times! If the pet can't be seen, it won't be eligible for breedings!
Mated Couples:
[color=mediumvioletred][size=18][b]BREEDING FORM[/b][/size][/color]
[b]Parent 1:[/b] [img]Cert[/img]
[b]Parent 2:[/b] [img]Cert[/img]
[b]Donor:[/b] (Cert and (minor or major) influence if applicable.)
[b]Uncerts:[/b] (Please link to all uncerts and provide the pet's full name if it's covered in the cert. Images of parents, grandparents, etc. should be linked to in this section, as well, if a Gen. 2+ pet is involved in the breeding.)
[b]Roleplays:[/b] (If you’ve got any roleplays between the couple that are in the works / completed, might as well link ‘em here. ;3)
[b]Parent 1:[/b] [img]Cert[/img]
[b]Parent 2:[/b] [img]Cert[/img]
[b]Donor:[/b] (Cert and (minor or major) influence if applicable.)
[b]Uncerts:[/b] (Please link to all uncerts and provide the pet's full name if it's covered in the cert. Images of parents, grandparents, etc. should be linked to in this section, as well, if a Gen. 2+ pet is involved in the breeding.)
[b]Roleplays:[/b] (If you’ve got any roleplays between the couple that are in the works / completed, might as well link ‘em here. ;3)
Crack Couples:
On second thought, no form for this. Simply post your pet’s certed image and have said image link to the pet’s uncert. Please include full names if the pet's name is covered. (You may submit multiple pets as long as they belong to you. Please try to keep them in the same posts if possible; don't post them one at a time. If you want to add pets, please make a new post. Editing will mess up the list below.)
(Some of you may be wondering why this isn’t in the Customs & Breedings section of the guild. Well, that’s because there may or may not be games involved that may or may not ensure your pet wins a breeding slot, yes? ;D)
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