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 Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:50 pm
Lillian Garcia: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Monday Night Unlimited! It has been a long break but now we're back and I would like you all to bring a warm welcome to the Chairman of Unlimited Mr. McMahon...
No Chance..
The all so familiar tune of the Chairman of Unlimited played throughout the PA system. The man with white hair stepped out of the curtain and walked on the stage with a beaming smile in his face. He instantly started to stroll his way down the ramp his arms in his trademarked motion swinging and his limp like always confident. Vince McMahon climbed the steel steps and entered the ring asking for the microphone from one of the assistants outside the ring he waited until the crowd was quite.
"Welcome all to Monday Night UNLIMITED!!!!"
The fans instantly stood up in a frenzy with their signs going in the air which read their favorite stars and quotes. Vince once again waited for the crowd to settle down. " This small hiatus did us very good for our business we had several problems with our financial situations but we managed to settle the contracts and now we're better than ever." Vince paced the ring a bit now.
"But that's not the point of why I am here...I would have just let Ms Garcia welcome you all back but I'm here to announce how we're going to decide our World Champion on the Pay Per View Bash at the Beach." McMahon now had a smirk on his face.
"We are going to have a 8 man battle royal!!!!!" The fans immediately stood up again in a frenzy but Vince patiently waited. " How we are going to decide this is by......"
(Interruptions welcomed now)
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:06 pm
'Almost Easy' by Avenged Sevenfold hit the arena hard as Matt Shanahan walked out, greeted by the cheers of a lot of his fans and followers. He looked around the arena, glad to be back in the U, and walked down towards the ring. He climbed into the ring and grabbed a microphone from the corner, before walking up to McMahon. The music faded as Shanahan looked down at Vince, a smirk covering his face.
((Lazy entrance there.))
"Mr. McMahon! May I say it's good to see you, and it's GREAT to be back inside the Unlimited ring!... Too much? Alright, I'll back down alittle bit. Anyways! Vince, you might not be aware, but since Unlimited took it's 'break', I've become a legend among legends. I've become an icon to all around the world. I've become... A God!... And it's only fitting that I, The God of Punks, would get into a match like this. You know it Vince. The people in the back know. The great Punks and Punkettes here tonight know it. ********, the world knows! So why don't we just follow the logic of the world and throw my name into that 8 man battle royal?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:56 am
Then Pantera's "I'll Cast a Shadow" hit the PA as Draze came out to pop from the crowd. He then made his way down the ramp and into the ring with his arms crossed.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:57 am
"HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD EVERYTHING!"
The fans immediatly boo'd after only hearing the all too familier voice of Mike Landry over the P.A. system. Soon enough, everyone saw Landry walk out onto the stage and make his presence known.
"Mr. McMahon, as the WWE:U's sole success story, I feel I have an oblgation to tell you just what's been going on while you were away."
Landry motioned to Draze with an awkward look.
"Apparently Randy Savage and Ricky Steamboat had a love child as ugly as sin," he said before moving on down the ramp towards the ring, stepping up onto the apron and motioned at Shanahan.
"And the God of Pussing Out here attacked me with a baseball bat because I dumped some slut he wanted to bang on the rebound," to which the audience boo'd heavily as everyone knew the extensive history between Shanahan and Landry by now.
"But more importantly, before WWE:U went off the air, I was the VERY FIRST...WWE:U Heavyweight Champion. I was riding high and DOMINATING every opponent who challenged me, even Kelly King 2.0."
The mention of the King elicited a huge pop from the crowd.
"Oh you like that huh?"
The crowd cheered even louder.
"You wish Kelly King 2.0 would come down here and bash my head in with a sledgehammer don't you?"
The crowd cheered louder still.
"Well he won't! You know why? Because he knows if he does, I'll throw the contents of..." he reaches into a bag he was toting around and pulls out a small wooden box, "this little box into the nearest sewer drain. And believe me, he won't like that. You see, Mr. McMahon, I have found Kelly King's proverbial 'Urn'. I've found the one thing that controls him. Now usually I wouldn't stoop to such levels, but he forced me to do it. He attacked me within the confines of my own home, threw me off my roof, and when he was done, he STOLE my WWE:U HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!"
Landry was getting red in the face and had to take a moment to calm himself.
"Yes, so you can all understand my desperation. Well, that's not all. You see...the srangest thing happened the day after I won the WWE:U Tag Team Championship...WWE:U closed! And I was once again robbed of my title! I was ROBBED!"
There didn't seem to be anything that could calm Landry now, and he got right in McMahon's face.
"YOU HAVE THE POWER TO FIX THIS! I WANT MY WWE:U HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BACK! I WANT MY WWE:U TAG TEAM TITLE BACK! ITS RIGHTFULLY MINE! I DESERVE IT! DO THE RIGHT THING DAMNIT! DO THE RIGHT THING!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:11 am
Vince was getting more and more frustrated with every disrespectful interruption. He first listened to what the God of Punks had to say, then what the mysterious and silent Draze presence, and finally the Heartbreaker Mike Landry little but rightfully so rant.
"Now Mr. Landry you cannt barge into the ring and scream at your boss like that!" Vince said with a raised but at the same time calm voice.
"I was gonna say something before I got rudely interrupted...."
((interruption welcomed again))
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:36 am
Feel it comin' in the air
see me the sreets from everywhere
I'm addicted to the thrill
It's a dangerous love affair
Can't be scared when it goes down
Got a problem, tell me now
Only thing that's on my mind
Is who's gonna run this town tonight...
Is who's gonna run this town tonight...
We gonna run this town
The lights turn a light purple as the introduction to "Run This Town" by Jay-Z feat. Kanye West & Rihanna blares through the P.A. system. Who is this wrestler?
A large silhouette is seen and then comes the figure in black fatigues, with his face covered by a black mask. The mask is removed, and it's revealed to be the Snypa Rifle in sunglasses, with a black baseball bat slung over his back as he walks down to the ring, looking at every Superstar in the ring. Snypa's eyes finally settle on Landry, his last opponent in the Unlimited.
Once at the ring steps, Snypa climbs then before slipping between the ropes and into the ring. He looks Vince up and down before looking at Landry as the music dies down. Snypa's voice is amplified by the body mic on his person as he begins to speak.
"Matt, Draze--it's a pleasure to see you boys here. It's an honor to be in the same ring with everyone in the ring except for one person."
And of course, we all know--that's Mike Landry. The Rifle turns his attention to him. No one's forgotten how Landry slapped him across the face.
"You still got a mouth on you, you jackass. Of course, we all know it's used for more than just getting punched in it, but that's not the point I'm trying to make. Before we shut down, I earned a match with then Unlimited Heavyweight Champion Kelly King 2.0 by beating this whiny son of a b***h here," Snypa says, pointing his thumb at Landry.
"The thing is, Vince, if you say that we're starting fresh--then it only be fitting to the Fireteam..."
At this time, fans stand up, and give the Rifle the cheap pop.
"...that I take any chance I get to knock Mr. Landry's block off and shut his arrogant a** up, once and for all."
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:09 pm
Vince was getting annoyed he was about to speak again....
((interruption))
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:45 pm
}Your Midnight Role Model{ Marxx's entrance video starts, as well as Welcome to the Masquerade from Thousand Foot Krutch plays through the arena as Marxx appears from the entrance ramp, wearing his signature black leather coat.He starts walking on the ramp, clapping in the nearest fans hands. He stops in front of the ring, then turns back by the fans as he waves to them. Then, he rolls inside the ring and grabs a microphone from the nearest person's hands.
Marxx takes a pause, waiting for his music ans for the crowd's cheers to die a little bit. Then, he approached the microphone from his mouth, ready to speak.
"WHAT'S UP, MARXXADDICTS!"
And the crowd let go some more cheers.
"Really sorry to interrupt you Vincieboy. But as you can see, everyone, including myself, are excited for Unlimited's return!"
The crowd cheers a little more for WWE:U's return.
"And quite frankly, I love how this is becoming a reunion for some who were here before. Matt Shanahan! Matty Matty! Wow! I never thought you... I never... Ehm... I never saw you around honestly. No like, really. You were in Unlimited? It's crazy to know about that. Maybe you were the one cleaning my locker room and I never noticed..."
Marxx turns by Draze.
"And you, I'm so glad to meet you! I never thought I'd stand in front of you after I saw you in concert. Your song with Eminem, it's genius, just like your participation to the Young Artists for Haiti... Wait a minute, you're not Drake!"
He feels a little bit confused after making such a mistake.
"But of course, a reunion of old members wouldn't be a real reunion without none other than Mike Even Landry Graham. You know, Mike Evan Landry Graham, I'll tell you the story of a guy who came to my store when I was an ink artist in New Brunswick. He asked me for a Royal Flush on the shoulder. While I was making the tattoo, I was talking with him, and he told me that the tattoo was to remember his mistakes. The man used to be a gambler, and he wanted to turn the page on a dark chapter of his life with a tattoo. But you know what? Unlike you, Mike Evan Landry Graham, that guy learned from his mistakes. He saw that the problem was coming from him. The cards didn't rob him, the slot machine didn't screw him, he was the one going to that machine and he knew the problem was not around him, it was him. Unlike you, he decided to man up and take the matter in his own hands. You can't always throw the blame left and right, otherwise it will chase you back and hit you even harder..."
He looked to his right, and he saw that none other than SNYPA RIFLE was there!
"O! M! F! G! SNYPA! Wow! I never thought I'd see you again! I guess getting your a** kicked over and over before getting lucky a few times can be addicting after all. That little moment of luck seems to be enough to come back until you get the satisfaction of THE lucky moment."
Marxx turns by Vince.
"You know Vince, I wanna congratulate you on coming back to put the whole business back on tracks. But just remember: even if it's a fresh new start, no one can deny all the history behind it. Like, for example, Nuke Fusion being buried alive at the last Bash at the Beach by me, for example. Or ehm... I dunno, me being elected most promising wrestler without a single match in the Unlimited record book. But that's just some examples."
Marxx looks left and right with a smile.
"But examples speaking for themselves. Examples that I can hurt everyone on my way. A proof that if any of these guys stand on my way while I climb the ranks and become the Undisputed champion, I'M GONNA LEAVE MY..."
Marxx raised the microphone as the crowd screamed "MARXX!"
"... On them!"}MARXX!{
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:11 pm
((Psst...hey, Marts, correct the errors or pay the fine...and it's the other way around xd ))
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:59 pm
Here's the weight of the world on my shoulders... The music paused for a moment then wheel of fireworks went off around the titantron followed by a huge explosion.Feel like I'm caught in the ocean,
There's always someone to help me down.
The twisted tangled emotions,
There's always someone to help me drown.
THE WORLD IS AFTER ME!!!The crowd errupted with cheers as one of Cyrus' themes boomed through-out the arena. Cyrus entered the arena, walking among the fans. Cyrus showed himself this time as the Untamed Lion along with his steel chair wrapped in barbed wire, reminding the fans of his triumps in the hardcore department, especially during his time in Unlimited.
He walked down towards the ring, slowly making it through the many fans patting him on the shoulder and pushing him further towards the ring. He slipped over the barricade and quickly hopped onto the apron. He pulled out a mic he had tucked in his belt and quickly raised it his mouth. "Heeeeelllllooooo Monday Night Uuuunlimited!" Cyrus slipped into the ring through the top and middle ropes as the audience let out another erruption of cheers.
He raised the mic as he looked at the quite pissed off Vince McMahon. He began pointing at all the people already around Vince. "Shannahan, Draze, Laundry, other people." He quickly brushed off the pattern. "How about we throw in someone who will actually show some excitement for these fans!" He raises his chair as fans once again let out cheers.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:34 pm
To The Limit!  I didn't think that I had a debt to pay
'Til they came to take what I had left awayJed's entrance video was shown as soon as To was said. This video showed many of Jed's matches in his history of WWE:U. Jed was shown beating up Matt Stone, Nuke Fusion, and Mike Landry. Then it flashed to Jed doing some JKO's and American Born Cutters on a few wrestlers like AJ Warner, Rev, and some jobbers. You said you wouldn't put me to the test today But I remember you saying that yesterday The crowd stood to their feet as the video kept playing. Jed walked out from the back as the crowd gave a mixed reaction for Jed. Jed was love and hated here in WWE:U, but they all had to respect what he has done for the company. Jed had a microphone in his hand was thinking of talking. Jed moved from the back of the ramp to the middle of the stage looking at everyone. ed was just watching looking at their reaction.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:41 pm
McMahon looked pissed as hell once again about to raise his microphone up his red face glowing in the stage but....
(your cue man)
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:43 pm
Jed raised the microphone as the crowd had a WWE:U chant going. Jed paused and nodded for a few seconds just waiting for the chants to slowly die out. "Well. This looks like a gathering of great wrestlers. " The crowd let out another WWE:U chant just like before. Jed lowered the microphone looking around seeing a few wrestlers he hadn't seen in a long time. "I see a few face I'd rather not see, like Mike Landry. " The crowd booed as Landry was the top dog of hate here in WWE:U. "Me and you went back and forth a few times. I didn't forget about that, they didn't forget about that. Hell we went everywhere and back. I can see why you were the champion. Come on people lets give Landry around of applause!" The crowd booed louder then they had before. "In other news we get to see Snypa and Draze. In other more important news." Jed paused while smirking into the camera. The crowd changed from completely booing to a few people laughing as Jed just dismissed the two wrestlers. "Naw all joking a side. In front of you all, You see two great wrestlers in their own right. One like fire while the other likes..Men?" Jed said smiling. The crowd wasn't sure if Jed was trying to be serous or just waste time because the production team didn't write a two hour show this week. "Draze it's okay to say if you like men. We wont judge you.." Jed paused yet again. Jed was clearly not taking any of this serous. Was he high on pills like he had been in the past? Jed turned his head looking at the rest of the ring. " Who do we have left. I see we have Marxx and Matt Shanahan. These two are probably the most talented rookies that this company has seen in a long time. As Matt Said earlier. Since leaving he has become a Legend among Legends." Jed still has yet to say WWE:U. Jed paused as the crowd was starting to get a little annoyed. "However since I've left this place. This place being where I.." Jed paused thinking for a second. He looked down then back up. "I don't need to say my accolades, You people remember who I am!" The crowd started a "Jed, Jed, Jed!" chant. "Anyways since leaving I've become something of a joke to a few wrestlers. Sure I have 5 star matches with anyone, even a broomstick. However my win losses record outside this place is a little lack luster. But those companies were not this one. The place that always loved me. The place where a Dream can happen if give a chance." Jed shook his head a few times as he noticed he forgot to mention Cyrus. "Cyrus." The popped almost as loud as the pop for 2.0. Jed looked around for a second. "Cyrus." The crowd cheer a little louder almost matching 2.0. pop. "Cyrus. In my opinion while looking down towards the ring. I only see one man that deserves a chance at the belt. That's you. The Dream. Cyrus!" The crowd cheered on and on. "Vince. I know you have plans for Bash at the Beach. But I must say. Cancel them. Nothing really against anyone out here but Cyrus deserve that belt. He should fight for that belt!!BUT!!" The crowd paused for once for the cheering. "He should face someone else that is as deserving. He should face..This guy." Jed pointed up at the titan-tron. The camera zoomed in on Jed faces as he lowered the microphone to his side. Jed looking down towards the ring as the crowd started to chant. "Jed, Jed, Jed!" Jed raised the microphone up to his lips once again. "So what do you say Vince??" Jed paused before cutting Vince off to talk. "You know what instead of Bash at the Beach. Why not right now. Jed vs Cyrus for the World Title! C'mon!!" Crowd chant WWE:U!
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:49 am
"Warning: Virus Detected. Total System Crash In..." ~5~
~4~ Careful what you say...
Careful What You Wish You May Regret It ~3~
~2~ Careful What You Wish
You Just ~2.0~ Might Get It! Pyro explodes from the stage all the way up to the ceiling, in a flash of gold, purple, and red, causing a very familiar golden rain to fall down on the stage! Then It All Crashes Down!
And You Break Your Crown!
And You Point Your Finger But Theres No One Around!
Just Want One Thing.
Just to Be The King!
But The Castles Crumbled
And You're Left With Just A Name.
Where's Your Crown King Nothing!The spotlight shone, creating the shadowing silhouette behind the golden rain, until the legend walked out through the pyro, protected by his hood. Kelly King 2.0 wore his white and black wrestling pants, but they now had red and purple designs woven in amongst the once monotone silver and black. He was wearing his hooded cloak, but it too had received a red and purple makeover on the back. King ripped the cloak off his body and tossed it off the side of the stage as he posed at the top of the ramp with Scepter the Sledgehammer in hand, turning slowly in a circle for the fans to see his new colors and attire, before making a walk down the ramp.
"Woah! WOAH WOAH! JED! You are getting WAY too ahead of yourself!" 2.0 shouted as the fans cried out in glee for the return of the King. King was walking down the ramp, microphone in hand, staring down the 7 spectacular competitors in the ring. "You heard Vincent Kennedy McMahon! We're gonna have us a good old fashioned BATTLE ROYALE for the WWE:U Heavyweight Championship, and why not? I'm looking at 6 of the greatest professional wrestlers who ever lived! Matt Shanahan! God of Punks! Your talent is matched only by the heights you are destined to reach. Draze! Silent as ever but you walk amongst the annals of WWE:U, nay, Wrestling history! Snypa Rifle, what can I say about you that hasn't been said? You've seen it all and done it all but still you keep me coming back for more! Marxx! Well Marxx, I'd love to compliment you, I really would, but the only thing that seems to have saved me from the verbal barrage you gave to everyone else is the fact that we save the best for LAST here in WWE:U. Cyrus Everblaze? You are the one man in that ring who deserves, truly deserves, the shot that was never given to him. And Jed. Your dedication to your craft is matched by none, and your talent is matched by few."
2.0 stepped up the steps, still holding his sledgehammer in one hand, as he very carefully stepped into the ring. "And I can't wait to throw each and every one of you out of my ring at Bash at the Beach to win back my WWE:U Championship. That's right... my WWE:U Championship. The one I never lost, the one that I have staked my claim to ever since I debuted in WWE:U all those years ago. If ANY of you want to win that title, I'll be damned if you don't have to go through me and this battle royal to do it... I am THE ONE True King. And my reign on top here in WWE:U never ended. It's not 2.0ver. In fact, its only the beginning..." 2.0 looked at the 6 people he had acknowledged in his time in the ring and smirked at them. "Oh, and I'm betting you thought I forgot about you... Mike Landry." King did not turn to even look at his oppressor.
"I did not. See... this ring is currently full of 6 wrestlers who don't like you and are looking to make a statement. 1 CEO who is pretty pissed off that he was interrupted by, conveinently, the same amount of wrestlers he needs for his Battle Royal. And one... EXTREMELY pissed off System ready to make your life full of technical difficulty." 2.0 dropped his mic and pulled the hammer up to his chest, looking very ready to knock Landry the ******** out...
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:06 pm
Landry was eyeing everyone around him, wondering if one of them would actually make the move to pounce on him. Instead of backing up, he simply held the box up once again and wagged his finger with an all knowing smile that seemed to be permanently fixed upon his face.
"Ah...ah...ah...my would-be King, I thought you knew the rules of our little agreement? You do what I want, and I don't dump this box and everything inside of it down my toilet the next time I have the runs. So...if you ever want to hold this precious little box in your hands again, you'll do what I say and make sure none of these little wannabes touch me. Understand?"
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