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The scene opens up with a man with a full body cast laying in a hospital bed. A much... MUCH shorter man walks into the room, wearing two pairs of goggles for no apparent reason. Vince Caputo sits down at bedside. Vince pats the leg of the fully casted man, from which comes a disgruntled groan of pain. Vince retracts his hand quickly. "My bad..."
"Listen man... we all miss you really bad. And come on, don't you think you're being a little over dramatic? I mean, you only had appendicitis. Did you really need them to put you in a body cast?" Vince asks quietly. The cast man muffles incoherently for several seconds.
"You've been wrapped up like that for freakin' weeks! You must smell like... you know that mil-due smell when you haven't brushed your teeth in a long time. The kind you can taste when you wake up in the morning? This is besides the point. I mean look at you. You were one of the best! You were top of the line! And you've just fallen so far, it kills me to see you like this."
The masked man rolls a tiny bit, as much as his body cast will allow, and muffles a little more. "No, man, you don't get it. The longer you just sit there, wallowing in your own cast-filth, the more people are just gonna forget how good you were... hell, you probably don't even have the skills anymore... Maybe you should just stay here, in this hospital foreveee..." Vince drolls off as the fully body casted man rolls a little away, to look at the cute nurse walking in to remove his food tray. She bends over the table, giving the casted man a great shot of her cleavage, before leaving with the tray.
The casted man groans in approval. Vince does a double-take and takes off one of his pairs of goggles and hits the casted man in the head with it several times. "ARE YOU SERIOUS? ******** WAAOW. REALLY? You're a freakin' tool man!" Vince jumps up and walks to the door. "You're beyond saving, man... I can't believe I came in here... expecting to be appealing to the one... true..." Vince sighs and walks away, as the camera pans back to the casted man. A slow zoom up on his face, until finally you see his eyes narrow.
Suddenly, the video goes into an upbeat montage. Without ever revealing the mans face, fans see casts being split open to reveal muscle and hair. A shot of the mans back shows him stretching and groaning as several bones crack. He cracks his neck and grabs a cloak, coat, and other items and storms out the door, not fully dressed yet, causing several women in the hallway to scream. Almost none in pleasure. Except Beth, the new nurse who would do anything to get to the top.
The man, cloaked now, walks out of the hospital in an over the shoulder camera shot, straight out into the sun, the sun's glare keeping his face blurry. He runs down the steps to the hospital, and it shows him jogging along a long sidewalk, the sun setting in the distance. It shows the casted man doing push ups, lifting weights, jogging in secluded forests, and doing pull ups using two vertical poles and a sledgehammer being held up by them as his grip. It shows the man putting on silver and black wrestling pants, with gold, red, and indigo designs mixed in on the patterns. The video shows as the man opens a locked cabinet, which upon opening a shiny gold Sledgehammer awaits. Just as the man rips the hammer from its fastenings, it jump cuts to Seita Gray and Vince Caputo sitting in a living room playing X-Box 360.
"One shot on blue flag. Seriously Seita one shot on blue flag! Seita! Use the ******** BR!"
"How do you switch weapons again?"
"COME ON SEITA, ONE SHOT, MY X! THEY'RE GONNA CAP!"
"If that kills m-- Oh my god. Thats frickin ridiculous and shouldn't even be part of the game."
"FUUUCK YOU'RE SO BAD AT THIS GRAY!"
Suddenly there is a loud pounding at the door. Seita stops and slowly turns his head over his shoulder. Vince sets his controller down and turns to see the front door shaking with another pound from the other side.
THUMP!
THUMP!
Seita: "The doors open!"
The door goes flying off the handles as a sledgehammer head goes clean through the center, both landing right in front of Vince Caputo and Seita Gray. A cloaked man walks into the room, the sun setting right behind him, shading him from the camera. He grips the length of the sledgehammer's handle and rips it from the door. He reaches up with one gloved hand and draws back his hood, shouldering the sledgehammer on his opposite side.
Kelly King 2.0 looks up and smirks into the camera, before it suddenly cuts to black.
I'm coming home... I'm coming home...
To be continued...
