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 Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:25 am
Main Event for tonight.
Singles.
Good luck.
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:15 am
Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the a**,
So paranoid. . .
Watch your back!!
Landry emerged to the sound of The Best's music instead of his personal soundtrack, even though neither Kelly King 2.0 or Matt Stone were swtill with the company. Landry was in his ring gear, sporting his set of black tights with a white "1" on his left leg, "Undisputed" written down the right.
He stood atop the stage with not only his Undisputed Championship belt strapped over his shoulder comfortably, eyeing the WWE:E crowd for the first time in months. A feeling of disdain and disgust consumed him almost immediatly after being re-exposed to the detestable crowd he had been forced to become accustomed to.
Oh my here we go...
"The following contest is scheduled for one-fall and it is for the WWE:E Undisputed Championship! Introducing first weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the WWE:E Undisputed Champion, The Heartbreaker Mike Landry!"
As soon as the announcer finished his introduction, Landry made the 'Heartbreak' symbol across his chest, and behind him erupted his warped blue and green pyro wall.
Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower.
Quicksand's got no sense of humor.
I'm still laughing like hell.
You think that the cryin to me,
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe,
You've been infected by a social disease.
Well, then take your medicine.
Landry marched down the ramp in sinc with the thunderous drum beats of the intimidating music, authority was written all over Landry's being. Landry stepped up the steel steps and climbed between the ropes, taking his sweet time to climb up the turnbuckle and pose perfectly for the camera, hitting his 'Heartbreak' symbol across his chest before climbing down and unfastening both of his belt from his body and handing him to the ringside attendent, as well as taking a microphone from her. Landry paced in the middle of the ring for a moment while his music died down before his spoke.
"Well well well well well...WWE:E has finally come back!"
He said to a big pop from the crowd, slightly immitating The Rock.
"And with WWE:E...returns that feeling in my stomach...that makes me want to regurgitate everything i've been eating for the past six months!"
To which the crowd responded with overwhelming boos and jeers.
"No no no it's true! Let me tell you what i've been doing for the past six months. While you've been sitting on your fat asses, drinking beer, stuffing your faces, reading the dirt sheets and feeding your infinite ignorance...I'VE been WORKING! I lost my tag team partner Matt Stone," which was a great thing for the fans, so they cheered their asses off, "Kelly King 2.0 also retired," which recieved an even bigger pop, "and every single organization I wrestled for was trying to screw me out of what was rightfully mine!"
The final statement made the crowd go crazy for Landry's misfortune, which only enraged The Heartbreaker even more.
"You think it's funny!?"
The crowd replied, "YEAH!"
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?"
An even bigger, "YEAH!"
"Well i've got a joke for you! Tonights main event! Because tonight, Joey Desch, whoever that is, is going to get the beating of a lifetime! Joey Desch, the least reputable name on this roster to my knowledge, and believe me my knowledge is boundless, is getting a shot at MY WWE:E Undisputed Championship, the Championship i've been dominantly holding without peers for almost a year now!"
Landry paused for a moment so the audience could take in what he said. They didn't feel it necessary.
"But I get it. I know why Joey Desch is my challenger tonight. The reason is simple: i've beaten everyone else. I've beaten Disciple! I've beaten Cartwright! I've beaten Jed! I've beaten Harli! I've beaten everyone there is to beat, and so with everyone who actually has talent and ability soundly disposed of, I have no one else to face in the main event except the jokers. The jobbers. The junk talent we keep on here to make others look better. And so, I propose that after I make Joey Desch tap out, that he and everyone else holding his 'status' in WWE:E be FIRED...so we can bring in some more reputable talent, and so I can get some actual competition. So Says The Heartbreaker, So Shall It Be!"
With that Landry tossed his microphone heedlessly to the ringside area, waiting for his 'opponent' to show his face.
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:03 pm
The announcer yells out "From Los Angeles, California weighing in at 225 pounds, The New Adiction, Joey Desch!
"Get Adicted" blasts over the loudspeakers as Joey runs towards the ring. He gets on the apron, turns to the audience with a slight grin and looks over to Landry, Joey steps into the ring
Joey cracks his neck and feels pumped as he looks over at Landry once again. Joey goes over to the ropes asking for a mic. Joey looks back at Landry and then at the audience;
"Now I was just out back getting ready and listening to you run your mouth as usual, but then you mentioned me being the least reputable wrestler on the roster and calling me a joke, a jobber, and even junk talent. Hmm... I might not be the most well known wrestler on the roster, but I'm definitely one of the best which is why I'm in the main event!
The audience cheers loudly for Joey.
"However, you did make some good points in your mindless ramblings. Yeah WWE:E has returned to the masses:
The audience cheers even louder than before.
and that you've beaten almost everyone there is to beat which is why you're the champ. But with the return of WWE:E, things are gonna change and after I kick your a** tonight, I'll show the whole world that I belong here in the main event picture and that I deserve a title match!
The audience jumps out of their seats at Joey's proclamation cheering on the New Adiction. Joey tosses the mic to the outside waiting for the match to start.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:32 am
This aint a song for the broken hearted!
The crowd turn to the stage and set in to a loud jeer, as the omnipresent Rachel Hollett walked out on to the stage, looking out at the WWE:E crowd.
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud
Standing with mic in hand and the eyes of every fan on her, as well as the attention of both of the Superstars in the ring, she had a smug look upon her face, the same look that she had when she relenquished Nuke Fusion of the ownership of the company.
"I'm glad we've had such a turn-out tonight, and it's been a great show all the way through so far .. And now we're on to the main event. Mike Landry, the two time WWE:E Champion, and current reigning Undisputed Champion!"
The crowd gave off a low jeer, their hate for the man truly showing.
"Then we have his opponent, a relative newcomer to the WWE:E roster, but he's on the main event for the return match card. Given his big chance to shine and show the WWE:E world just what he can do .. Joey Desch."
A small cheer was shown for Desch, although unsurprisingly lesser than the jeer for Landry. Hollett adjusted her tight-fitting dress, before moving her eyes back to the ring.
"So you've both come out, ran your mouths a little, and pretty much look ready to go at it. But during Landry's little monologue, I was tempted by something. You said that you wanted everyone like Joey Desch to be fired .. Well i'll give you that opportunity. Tonight's main event will not just be a singles match, but it will also be for the WWE:E UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!"
The crowd gave off a massive cheer, and the look upon Joey's face was one of amazement. The crowd started a Dub-Dub-Eee-Eee chant, and Hollett had to wait until it was over to continue what she was saying.
"But there's a catch. As I said, Landry will get that opportunity he wants .. So if Joey Desch loses tonight, he gets FIRED!"
The crowd gave off another cheer, not because they disliked Desch - the contrary actually but - because the stipulation just made the match 10x more interesting.
"Good luck gentlemen. Ref, ring the bell."
The referee called for the bell as it was struck, the match now underway.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:12 am
Landry was visibly infuriated by the announcement of this becomming a title match, however it was slightly redeemed by the fact that he could rid the WWE:E of yet another jobber with a win tonight. Not a bad deal, especially because he knew he had the advantage in experience and technical ability.
When the bell ring Landry rushed in and tried to nail Joey with a forarm to the skull, attempting to gain conrol early.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:41 pm
Joey hearing the news although he could lose his job here, but can be the WWE:E Undisputed Champion gives him a huge grin on his face, but thats quickly taken away by the forearm shot from Landry. Joey hits the mat hard holding his face in pain.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:41 pm
Landry immediatly tries to make good on his word, attempting to latch on a half-nelson neck crank on Joey on the ground.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:02 pm
As Joey tries getting up, his attempts are made all the more difficult as Landry goes for a half nelson hold of some sort. Joey yells out as he tries finding a way out of it.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:02 pm
Landry holds onto the half nelson like a clamp, torqueing and tearing at the shoulder while he tried to turn and crank on the neck at the same time, dividing Joey's attention between the two points of attack and making it harder to concentrate.
All the while, Landry barked at his opponent angrilly from above, "YOU'RE DONE! IT'S OVER! YOU! CAN'T! BEAT! ME! SAY GOODBYE!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:21 pm
Joey starts grinding his teeth from the hold, and tries to grab onto Landry's head with one of his arms and attempts to a snapmare like move to toss him off.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:23 pm
Akira_punk72987 Joey looks up grinding his teeth from the hold, and tries to grab onto Landry's head and attempt a jumping jawbreaker. ((Pssssst...were on the ground...))
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:26 pm
Neo_Hurricane Akira_punk72987 Joey looks up grinding his teeth from the hold, and tries to grab onto Landry's head and attempt a jumping jawbreaker. ((Pssssst...were on the ground...)) ((Edited))
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:03 pm
Joey tried as hard as he could but since Landry had a half nelson in, it is impossible to use a snapmare to escape.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:10 pm
With his snapmare attempted thwarted, Joey struggles to crawl to the ropes to force the hold's release.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:49 pm
Landry waited until the very last second to break the hold, shouting at the referee for breaking the hold, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M THE CHAMPION! I'M THE CHAMPION! YOU'RE NOTHING YOU STUPID ZEBRA!"
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