Recently I have been pondering ways in which to further our tyranny, raping and pillaging. Whilst pondering my ponderous thoughts I came across an older idea in the back of my cranial organ, RELIGION!
Not too terribly long ago I had established a cult as a sort of social experiment in order to determine the level of sheep found in human blood. Needless to say I was inundated with followers at my compound. That being said I propose we do the same thing here.
First, to outline our belief system. We will all be part of the Church of Awesome in which the head deity, Awesome (me), reigns supreme. Our dogma and decorum will solely deal with being Awesomely Gloriously Fascist, thereby creating Uber Fascists (or Uberscists as I call them). We will believe in a heaven, hell and purgatory. Your fate will be determined by your level of Fascism. Hell will be permanent residence in WASP land. Limbo shall be a wait on the line to Friday's on a Friday night. Heaven shall be entrance into the video game Soul Calibur III.
Also, we will hold mass every Tuesday (because it is Viking for Thor's Day[Torssdagg]). During mass we shall all eat the children of the non-Fascists and reward the most devout Fascists with cookies.
Go and bring forth the word of thine Lord, Awesome: "Obey. Conform. Produce."
Not too terribly long ago I had established a cult as a sort of social experiment in order to determine the level of sheep found in human blood. Needless to say I was inundated with followers at my compound. That being said I propose we do the same thing here.
First, to outline our belief system. We will all be part of the Church of Awesome in which the head deity, Awesome (me), reigns supreme. Our dogma and decorum will solely deal with being Awesomely Gloriously Fascist, thereby creating Uber Fascists (or Uberscists as I call them). We will believe in a heaven, hell and purgatory. Your fate will be determined by your level of Fascism. Hell will be permanent residence in WASP land. Limbo shall be a wait on the line to Friday's on a Friday night. Heaven shall be entrance into the video game Soul Calibur III.
Also, we will hold mass every Tuesday (because it is Viking for Thor's Day[Torssdagg]). During mass we shall all eat the children of the non-Fascists and reward the most devout Fascists with cookies.
Go and bring forth the word of thine Lord, Awesome: "Obey. Conform. Produce."
