Things We Aren't Allowed to do in The TARDIS

[TARDIS Time Lord]

I'm not allowed to shout 'EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!' whenever I don't understand something.
*The Doctor didn't think my Dalek impression was funny the first time.
**Or the second
***I'm not allowed anywhere near the Daleks.  

[Mosdras]

You are not allowed to eat jelly babies and not share them with the doctor.

Do not give him any of Jackie tylers tea, it will send him off the wall. i mean look at what being exposed to it did. made the poor guy jittery 24/7  

[Destructive Hampster]

Tell him his new communication ear piece looks like a hearing aid.

Show him how awesome his hair looks in this pic:
http://ecogeek1.deviantart.com/#/d2rq467  

[Mosdras]

you are not allowed to install Cleverbot.com on the Tardis Computer.  

[TARDIS Time Lord]

I am not allowed to kill Jack
* Not even if I promise to clean up the mess.
** Not even if it's a really, REALLY good one this time!
*** Not even if it's just combining pop rocks and shaken up Venusian soda pop...
**** Killing Jack just drives home the whole 'fixed point in history' bit, which makes the Doctor all twitchy.

Jack is not allowed to tell Companions that the quickest way to revive him after death is with a kiss.
*Jack is also not allowed to pretend to be dead to see if any of the Companions believed him.
**(Donna fell for this trick twice on Tuesday, and three times last Friday - she couldn't find him on Saturday)

I am not allowed to ask Jack about the handcuffs.
* Or the chainmail looking mesh top.
** As for that weird looking pile of what looks to be leather straps... That's another story.  

[habiku]

~I am not allowed to claim the brakes are on when landing and insist to turn them off.

~I am not allowed to give the 11th doctor beans.

~I am not allowed to ask the doctor to take me to the date June 26, 2010.

 

[tigris the infamous]

you cannot fix the chameleon circuit, your head will explode  

[Eclipse13579]

tigris-catostrophic-86

you cannot fix the chameleon circuit, your head will explode

actually, it's really easy to fix. you just have to try hotwiring the fragment links and supersedeing the binary binary binary binary binary binary....  

[Keala Kai]

I will not sing in the Tardis:
Even if I have a bad voice
Even if it is the so called Car Songs

I will not drink with Jack

I will not call on Jack for help

I will not steal the Tardis and hide it in plain sight

I will not join the Daleks:
Even if they tryed offering me cookies  

[Crimson Standard]

never suggest we go see Donna. Not even for teeny weeny bit.

never flirt with Jack. that much flirting would cause the TARDIS to explode.

never suggest that the Doctor can't dance.

don't go around knocking three times on every door.

don't tap out the drums constantly.

don't bug 11 about being a girl.

never say that you don't like fish custard, even though you do.

don't criticize the doctor about being late.  

[The Last Revolutionary]

> Never remind the Doctor about his recorder.
>> Never physically take the recorder away from the Doctor.

> Never tamper with the Dematerialization Circuit.
>> Never point out to the Doctor that the Master is trying to steal his Dematerialization Circuit.
>>> Never call the Master out during his potential attempt to steal the Dematerialization Circuit.

> Never let the Second Doctor and the Third Doctor occupy the same TARDIS at the same time without the First Doctor on communication relay.

> Never suggest the idea of using the TARDIS as a device to travel within one point in time once arrived at the designated Adventure Town.
>> Never mention in the Doctor's TARDIS about the time she was inside the Master's TARDIS and vice-versa.  

[Chenrezi]

TARDIS Time Lord

I'm not allowed to shout 'EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!' whenever I don't understand something.
*The Doctor didn't think my Dalek impression was funny the first time.
**Or the second
***I'm not allowed anywhere near the Daleks.

I lol'd.

I'm not allowed to yell "FREEZE! POLICE!" when stepping out of the TARDIS after we land.  

[Sailor Gallifrey]

forget the sonic screwdriver.
Misplace the quantum harmoniser.
Laugh at the Doctors bed head ( if he sleeps)
smile if he falls over a rougue wire again.
let him forget about the breaks.
Undermine him infront of his friends.  

[lost traveler69]

you will not ask to decorate the TARDIS
you will not talk to people who look bad even if they are really happy
you will not blink if u see a angel......ever.......even if you really really want to.....just dont do it.....it will end badly!!!
you will not try and kill people from the past its just not right even if its some bad.
you will not try and use a dalek as a garbage can even if he looks like one  

[KyubiPaladin]

Don't introduce the Doctor to your mum, he'd just get slapped again.

Do not make fun of his bow tie or fez...they are cool.