Thank You Al Gore,
even though you're a bore.
While they may mock you at night,
I think you're quite alright.
Even though you're a failure,
and a democrat to boot,
There's just something to say about you in a suit.
You hung out with Clinton,
and lost to a Bush.
Many people forgive you,
of that I am sure.
For there's one thing they adore,
that grand Internet,
invented by Gore.
