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Registered: 05/08/2003

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Location: Missouri

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I've a degree in English with an emphasis in creative writing, a minor in history, and I'm currently working on anthropology courses with the intention of attending grad school for physical anthropology.

Other interests include Marxist and Post-Colonial studies as well as an interest in secularism.

I moonlight as the ruler of the unknown universe.

If you've never seen an episode of MacGyver you're dead to me.


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Jahoclave: Satirical, Witty, Cynical, Sarcastic, Realistic. Welcome to the world of Jaho, where nothing is correct, wrong, and/or otherwise any rational thought. An outlet of seething rage to the pointless craptastic display of craptitude that is

I'm an a*****e!


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ToniiiLeee Report | 06/13/2011 6:26 am
The TARDIS matters!
Are you the new Doctor?
Quaber Report | 05/28/2011 10:45 am
i like your hairrrrr
Ebalicious Report | 03/27/2011 11:42 am
Did you seriously boo at me?
terradi Report | 12/30/2010 3:01 am
Hm? The criticizing and ripping things apart you mean?
terradi Report | 12/30/2010 2:40 am
Better you than me! Think you'll be able to handle it? Will coming to Gaia afterwards be your chance to vent all that frustration and say all those zingers you really wanted to but couldn't?
terradi Report | 12/30/2010 2:26 am
If you listen really closely when you hold it up to your ear, can you hear the wailing of tween writers?

"You don't understaaaand meeee!" "But all my friends like it!" "You're so mean!"
terradi Report | 12/29/2010 11:54 pm
Impressive foresight on your part. I would never have planned to be snarky that far in advance.
terradi Report | 12/29/2010 4:54 pm
Ooh, edjummacated! Got me beat. I fled after I got my bachelor's degree. That was quite enough!
terradi Report | 12/29/2010 1:41 am
xd Nice to see some things never change.
Sergeant Sargent Report | 09/04/2010 12:03 am
It's been a long time, Jaho. Nice to see you still working that pimp jacket. smile


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