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 Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:36 pm
Jobber Oni
Real Name: Newbe McWannabe
D.O.B.: 1/1/2000
Age: 10
Ring Name: Jobber Oni
Face Gimmick: Dark Evil satanic soul who thinks he gets the crowd excited with high flying non-sensical moves that he didn't make up but copied from actually successful people.
Heel Gimmick: Undertaker ripoff with Jeff Hardy moves.
Hometown: Part Unknown.
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 350lbs
Entrance Music: "The Latest hiphop/rock song that everyone jizzes over" {The sellout who sings it}
Commonly Used Moves: Chop, German Suplex, Snap Suplex, Leg Drop, Triangle Choke, Fisherman Suplex, Cobra Clutch, Trouble in Paradise, Pele Kick, Moonsault, 8 different illogical corkscrews
Signature Moves: Shooting Star Press, GTS, Old School, Whisper in the Wind, Code Breaker
Finisher: RKO, Tombstone Piledriver, Swanton Bomb, GTS, Sweet Chin Music, Spear
Bio: Jobber Oni has been watching WWE all his life so he knows everything there is about wrestling. If you try to sneak up on him he will counter everything you do because he's seen everything that has ever happened. He's also so good he can use as many stollen finishers that he wants because he doesn't think he needs to think of any moves of his own. He's also the only giant who can do high flying moves because he's awesome like that any anyone who disagrees is gay. He also has been doing UFC for 15 years so he can kick you and knock you out in one shot (even though he's only ten), and if you punch him he won't feel it.
If you want to be good, you have to use this formula or else you're stupid and are gay and will lose. He's also been WWE, World Heavyweight, TNA, WCW, UFC, and ROH champion 3 times each and is undefeated.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:39 pm
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:55 pm
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:23 pm
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:22 pm
Oh my God....Currin changed his name? When did this happen?
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:59 am
red_dragon_masta Oh my God....Currin changed his name? When did this happen?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:15 pm
red_dragon_masta Oh my God....Currin changed his name? When did this happen? Maybe it's his clone! xd
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:13 pm
You forgot to add the Canadian Destroyer for the finisher. xd
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:02 pm
Aphroditus
You forgot to add the Canadian Destroyer for the finisher. xd
Not really, because no one has used it since Petey got fired from TNA. Just goes to show, noobs are impulsive. See it on tv, they'll steal it.
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:37 pm
Touche, but most noobs would also utilize the Chokeslam, 619, People's Elbow, Sharpshooter, Walls of Jericho (or whatever they want to change the name to), and etc.
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:01 pm
Aphroditus
Touche, but most noobs would also utilize the Chokeslam, 619, People's Elbow, Sharpshooter, Walls of Jericho (or whatever they want to change the name to), and etc.
Chokeslam yes, but the others I have not seen to be true. Especially the peoples elbow and 619.
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:17 pm
Neo_Hurricane Aphroditus
Touche, but most noobs would also utilize the Chokeslam, 619, People's Elbow, Sharpshooter, Walls of Jericho (or whatever they want to change the name to), and etc.
Chokeslam yes, but the others I have not seen to be true. Especially the peoples elbow and 619. I've seen the Sharpshooter more times than I can count..
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:31 am
Neo_Hurricane Aphroditus
Touche, but most noobs would also utilize the Chokeslam, 619, People's Elbow, Sharpshooter, Walls of Jericho (or whatever they want to change the name to), and etc.
Chokeslam yes, but the others I have not seen to be true. Especially the peoples elbow and 619.
Believe me. Take a look at WECW. "Mystery Rock" is a high-flyer who does Chokeslams, People's Elbows, and the 619 whenever he pleases, which is a pretty odd move-set within itself.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 1:56 pm
Aphroditus Neo_Hurricane Aphroditus
Touche, but most noobs would also utilize the Chokeslam, 619, People's Elbow, Sharpshooter, Walls of Jericho (or whatever they want to change the name to), and etc.
Chokeslam yes, but the others I have not seen to be true. Especially the peoples elbow and 619.
Believe me. Take a look at WECW. "Mystery Rock" is a high-flyer who does Chokeslams, People's Elbows, and the 619 whenever he pleases, which is a pretty odd move-set within itself.
Not even The Hurricane would get away with using all them as a character! xd
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:32 am
Hello. I'm just trying to break in, preferably as a heel. I hope that's not serious! xd
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