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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:11 pm


This guy
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depsite our supericial species differences, keeps hitting on me.
I am the alpha female of the house, queen in feline terms (alpha b^tch in canine),and he's making a power play to subjegate the other male (human) of the house and stalking my scent.
This has happened with me and cats before, but never while living with someone who was so insecure about it.
Any thoughts?
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:50 am


Is your cat desexed?

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:57 am


Hold on, hold on.

Does the afformentioned human male actually feel.....threatened by this cat?

What? D:
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:01 am


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Hold on, hold on.

Does the afformentioned human male actually feel.....threatened by this cat?

What? D:


I missed that. Seconding this question.

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:22 am


my sisters male cat did something similar to me.

1.The solution is simple find a time when your roommate isn't home.
2.Find the cat.
3.When it fights you for dominance Gently choke-slam it to the ground and throw it at a wall.

congratulation your the new alpha.
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:39 am


Eat it like you were asian.

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:42 am


lol
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:59 pm


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Eat it like you were asian.

I am Asian, and that's not the kind of p*ssy I eat

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:10 pm


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Hold on, hold on.

Does the afformentioned human male actually feel.....threatened by this cat?

What? D:


I missed that. Seconding this question.

Yeah he does. He's a decompensating schizo-affective and his therapist and psych doc are trying to help him with assertiveness.
@playing with myself: I have suggested if he wants to be an Alpha, he has to act like one but he just doen't get the hang of how to properly be dominant. I have the cat trained to some verbal orders, but he even has trouble using authority with that. Instead the cat has him trained to pick him up and carry him where directed*sigh* p*ssy whipped
Sand, the cat, is not neutered and enjoys dispaying this fact to me.
I hate living with human people.
PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:28 pm


I... uh... thanks for responding to the statement that i totally made.

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 8:47 am


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I... uh... thanks for responding to the statement that i totally made.


Geez. Sorry about that I think I had another page open when I wrote that and transposed the names.

I guess it was @ Grape and Goggles.

the f@cking stress in getting to me. I spent all day today coping with one his f@cking episode. He was delusional half the day. I barely sleep anymore. Gods, he was looking for a key with a jungle background realted to windows music player and would let him know what people were doing in a certain church.
I think I need to have him institutionalized. sh^t.

Well at least then he won't feel threatened by the cat.

The cat is still kind of creepy though. He waits outside the bathroom for me when I shower and stuff. I've tried just opening the door and yelling at him and it scared the proverbial crap out of him but he still does it every time. He always finds a way to watch me change. Pervy cat.

Hate my life.
PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 8:51 am


the best thing to do is spay the cat, a.k.a desex him. I doubt he will be much of a problem after that.

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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 8:53 am


If its still a problem, you aren't throwing it hard enough against the wall. ninja
PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:03 am


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the best thing to do is spay the cat, a.k.a desex him. I doubt he will be much of a problem after that.


True, but then the same is true for males of most species. If you remove their nads they get depressed and gain weight. If I resorted to castration to solve all my problems boys behaving badly....hmmmm....... I can see applying that to some humans but I still think I can reason with this cat that I am not approving of his courtship.

Oh ...and the wrong kind of aggressive or violent act with cats (or the right, depending on your perspective) can be considered in the realms of flirtation.

I've taken to dropping water on him. Still no progress. I may go to lemon and chili water next.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:35 pm


Animals don't get sad and gain weight!

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