ZeekSlider's Poll Whore House (UPDATE: 06-05-2006)

[Zeek Slider]

Welcome to The Poll Whore House

Da Rules

• Obey the TOS.
  
• This is my house! What I say goes unless a guild or site moderator says otherwise.
  
• Have fun!

Okay, now that the formalities are out of the way, let me tell you what this place is all about!

For as long as we can change polls, I will be in charge of a little whore house where every week you can get 10 gold on me for answering a random question. These questions may be anything from opinion based to quiz questions to just random s**t.

Once the poll ends, the results will be posted and a new poll will be set up in it's place. Poll changes will happen sometime during the weekend and (hopefully) weekly.

For those that want a little more action out of the whore house, please read on for instructions on how to play the thread's mini-game.  

[Zeek Slider]

Past Polls

Week 22 thru 25

How soon do you think I'll get fired from my summer job?

• Next week 27% [ 3 ]
  
• Two Weeks to a Month 0% [ 0 ]
  
• A Month to a Month and a Half 9% [ 1 ]
  
• Two Months 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Three Months/End of the Summer 9% [ 1 ]
  
• You'll quit before that happens! 36% [ 4 ]
  
• Never 18% [ 2 ]

Total Votes : 11

Week 21

Do you think I got a summer job?

• Yes 83% [ 5 ]
• No 0% [ 0 ]
  
• You?! Work!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 16% [ 1 ]

Total Votes : 6

Week 20..ish

I came back becuase Golem is/was...

• ..stalking me. 9% [ 1 ]
  
• ..annoying me. 9% [ 1 ]
  
• ..blackmailing me. 0% [ 0 ]
  
• ..stripping for me upon my return. 9% [ 1 ]
  
• ..sexxxing me up. 18% [ 2 ]
  
• ..bribing me with items off my wishlist. 18% [ 2 ]
• ..playing me with his puppy-dog eyes. 9% [ 1 ]
  
• ..sending me pictures of himself in compromising positions. 9% [ 1 ]
  
• ..begging me 9% [ 1 ]
  
• ..inviting me to come back with some promise that will likely be left unfulfilled. 9% [ 1 ]

Total Votes : 11

Week 16 thru Week 19

I missed the update again. sweatdrop

• BAD ZEEK! 18% [ 2 ]
  
• Again?! 18% [ 2 ]
  
• Eh, you're busy. We can't expect you to be on time all the time. 63% [ 7 ]

Total Votes : 11

Week 15

If you could... would you?

• Yeah, I would. 25% [ 3 ]
  
• Nope, not a chance. 0% [ 0 ]
  
• If I could what? 75% [ 9 ]

Total Votes : 12

Week 14

Why did only 4 people vote last time? sad

• Because your poll sucked! 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Because you suck! 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Because nobody knew it changed (even though it changes weekly). 50% [ 4 ]
  
• Because your thread is slowly dying. 12% [ 1 ]
  
• Because the guild is slowly dying. 12% [ 1 ]
  
• Because you touch yourself at night. Seriously. 25% [ 2 ]

Total Votes : 8

Week 13

Did you notice how late I was with the update?

• YES! Gaia should be your first priority! 25% [ 1 ]
  
• You're busy, so it's excusible... this time... 50% [ 2 ]
  
• You were late? 25% [ 1 ]

Total Votes : 4

Week 12

Did you miss me?

• OMG! How could I have lived without you!?! 44% [ 4 ]
  
• A little, but I was able to get by. 33% [ 3 ]
  
• You were gone? 22% [ 2 ]
  
• I'm sorry, who are you? 0% [ 0 ]

Total Votes : 9

Weeks 10 & 11

TWO WEEK POLL: Think Zeek can finish something for a grade after his Spring Break with only two days available for work outside of his Time Base Media class?

• That's plenty of time! 8% [ 1 ]
  
• Maybe, if he pushes it. 50% [ 6 ]
  
• Maybe, but only if what he is doing in there is easy. 16% [ 2 ]
  
• Two days of outside class work only?! Good luck! 25% [ 3 ]

Total Votes : 12

Week 9

Do you like it when you have to do something in real life just to get a rare cyber item you can't get any other way but to do said real life action? (I.E. Go to Disneyland to get a code that gives you something for an internet game sponsered by Disney)

• I don't mind. (Strong Yes) 0% [ 0 ]
  
• That's stupid. (Strong No) 30% [ 3 ]
  
• I can see why they are doing it like that, but it's still stupid. (Between Yes and No, leaning to No) 30% [ 3 ]
  
• I can see why they are doing it like that, but it doesn't bother me. (Between Yes and No, leaning towards Yes) 40% [ 4 ]

Total Votes : 10

Week 8

Which is better?

• Being able to have sex with the most beautiful man/woman in the world, but nobody would know about it. 64% [ 9 ]
  
• Being married to the most beautiful man/woman in the world and having everyone know it, but not being able to have sex with said person ever let alone a single kiss. 35% [ 5 ]

Total Votes : 14

Week 7

Has Zeek been working too hard on his real life stuff?

• Yes. He works just as hard as Lanzer does! 28% [ 4 ]
  
• Yes. He works harder than I do. 35% [ 5 ]
  
• No. That's just how he is. 21% [ 3 ]
  
• HE'S NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH! *cracks a whip* 14% [ 2 ]

Total Votes : 14

Week 6

Show some love to my "What if..." game thread? sad

• Oh wow! I forgot about that thread! 16% [ 2 ]
  
• Sure, why not? 41% [ 5 ]
  
• No, it sucks! 0% [ 0 ]
  
• What "What if..." game thread? 41% [ 5 ]

Total Votes : 12

Week 5

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

• Pay money 50% [ 6 ]
  
• Give up Pokemon for a month 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Audition for a big budget Hollywood movie with no previous experiance 8% [ 1 ]
  
• Join the Polar Bear Club and go skinny dipping in the winter 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Became Neth's b***h 8% [ 1 ]
  
• Become Andy's b***h 16% [ 2 ]
  
• Sell my soul to the Rock and Roll Devil 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Ride the world's most extreme roller coaster until I puke 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Ride "it's a small world" until I puke 16% [ 2 ]
  
• Participate in pornographic material that is not how I generally swing (IOW, be in a gay porn even though your straight and vice versa) 0% [ 0 ]

Total Votes : 12

Week 4

Pokemon MMORPG?

• HELL YEAH! 38% [ 5 ]
  
• Hell naw! 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Only if it's free. 61% [ 8 ]

Total Votes : 13

Week 3

Left Hand or Right Hand? How do you do it?

• With my left 15% [ 2 ]
  
• With my right 15% [ 2 ]
  
• With whichever is free 23% [ 3 ]
  
• With my left holding something 0% [ 0 ]
  
• With my right holding something 0% [ 0 ]
  
• With whichever is free to hold something 0% [ 0 ]
  
• WTF?! How do I do what? 46% [ 6 ]

Total Votes : 13

Week 2

If there was a male version of Nurse Joy, what would his name be?

• Doctor Happy 17% [ 3 ]
  
• Doctor Smile 17% [ 3 ]
  
• Doctor Bliss 23% [ 4 ]
  
• Nurse Happy 5% [ 1 ]
  
• Nurse Smile 0% [ 0 ]
  
• Nurse Bliss 5% [ 1 ]
  
• Nurse Joy 29% [ 5 ]

Total Votes : 17

Week 1

Made any New Years Resolutions?

• Yes, and I'm going to keep them. 5% [ 1 ]
  
• Yes, but I doubt I'll keep them. 22% [ 4 ]
  
• No, because I never can keep them. 27% [ 5 ]
  
• New Years Resolutions are stupid. 44% [ 8 ]

Total Votes : 18

 

[Zeek Slider]

Three Word Story Thread Game

To play this game, you must post three words and three words only. The words must help form a sentance of some kind.

Visual Aid

EXAMPLE:

Poster1

The dog ran...

Poster2

into the house...

Poster3

after the cat.

As a general rule, please wait at least 1 post before adding to the story.

If your post completes a sentance, please indicate with a puncuation mark that you feel is best appropriate. It is not required, but please indicate where commas are suppose to go as far as dependent clauses and listings of items are concerned.

Also, try and keep up with the story on your own as best as you can. Every week upon the poll change, I will try to update the Story in its own post here for those that don't feel like reading the entire thread.  

[Zeek Slider]

The Three Word Story Thus Far

One sunny day, I ate sushi that was rotten. It gave me awesome sushi powers which let me become some seaweed. With this power combined, I am Super Captain Sushi! Now I must go home to watch the Naruto, because it is not the same as Family Guy. Sasuke makes me so sad, mostly due to his angsty additude towards losing sexy out the closet from a disturbed girl, who caused him to be happy-go-lucky.

That's when I ate some cheese. However, I am allergic to cheese so I was losing Sushi Power to Mike Tyson, who ate my seaweed power ring in order to become the greatest Pokemon Mastah! Ever!

But suddenly, out of nowhere, this inflatable tube man game me his powerful lazer sword and told me, "Nevermind the buttock." I jumped up and hit my knee on his face, which opened a portal to the Shadow Realm! A monster emerged. I kicked it, but it only got more angry!

I was sent straight to Hell. Satan told me, "Welcome back, buddy!" So I kicked a nearby rock and Bells emerged! I rung them up, totalling about 150 or so, which I spent at the slots and lost everything. I was sad. So sad I banged my head.

Out popped a purple dragon with luminous orange claws. He smelled like oranges and pine. He told me, "Quick! Yank my ears! They're producing Pine Solv cleaner!" I decided to poke him merceilessly. He glared at my big shoes. They smelled like cat pee, sadly. He HATED that and turned into The Incredible Hulk! He went "RAWR!" and also "GRRR!" Which translated into "Me eat brains" it scared my invisible friend Bobby, the stuffed giant electrical carrot. Bobby turned red and released a big stinky fart! It stank horribly, like mouldy cheese but far worse.

So I said, "I think pie is the best when it's warm." And then I played Whack-A-Mole until I broke the moles. Then the arcade owner came and then he stole my Pikachu! So I beat his a** and ******** him up, then was promisquous with a duck. The duck then quacked in fear, and I cheered.

Then I did something very nice and earned myself a golden ticket, which I gave to my mum because it was slightly on fire. My mum screamed, and I laughed. While she jumped, I ran away.

I hid myself from the world to cook corn. In my corner, in my chair, in my dreams I can fly higher than any hover-nun ever could! With the corn, I lovely cooked some Canadian Bacon with scrambled eggies and burned toast. Eating them happily, I didn't notice that my pants had a lump of Casein plastic right under the biggest lump of mutant karibu cheese! Backing away slowly, I got stuck in the butt by a cone made of waffles, which was scary.

So I baked an "ulternate dimention" into the world of talking G-Buckles under Peaches dress. I then realized that it was a huge miracle unlike that of Jimmy the wonder dog and his trusty sidekick Bob!

So together we fight for justice using jelly lubricants. I remember when this one girl was in danger, so I laughed. Then I said, "What the hell?!" and I hoofed. Then I danced and ate cookies.

Unfortunately (as usual), this thread died. "Nooo! Don't die!" said the fishy with a lisp with a hook in his cheeks sparkling in the dark tepid water...

[Story continues on Page 14]