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 Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:26 pm
A Short Essay for and Inspired by Lyssa:
"A Freaking Critique On The Theological Implications Of The Tweekie."
The first question that comes to mind is... What exactly IS a Tweekie? Is it a distant cousin to the Twinkie? Is it someone who does lots of stimulants? Is it a magical creature that lives under a mushroom? Can a Tweekie help one estimate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
According to Urban Dictionary, a "tweekie" is an endearing term for a woman's... Erm... Nether regions. As in, "When a man has intercourse with a woman he sticks his (p***s) in her tweekie."
Charming.
But that seems much too easy a cop-out, don't you think? There has to be... A higher, more spiritual reason for the existence of the Tweekie. Or at least an MBR...
(More Better Reason.)
So let's try to find this elusive Tweekie, together.
[This week's assignment is to create an image of what "Tweekie" means to you... A doodle, a photo, a random web image. At this point, I don't care.]
I just want to see your Tweekie.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:34 am
OMFG dear!!! I am laughing too hard to write anything.... OMFG Asia! This is great! Okay, so I agree. I like this. Eric and I are planning a Peeps graveyard and will add this to the list. I actually meant Twinkies, but if I said it on the phone, my sinuses or tiredness may have interrupted the "n". But still, that's just great. So when you eat a Twinkies.... AHEM! Next topic...
So everyone, I'll sponsor this as a contest. Because I'm still emeshed in school work, we're gonna give this until the end of May.
I need two judges, I volunteer to be a third (my entry won't count other than for giggle purposes).
The first prize winner will win 20k in gold, the second will get 10k, and third 5k. (If someone can come up with a winner banner, or I'll try to do that myself, that'd be super.)
Entry rules... none as far as I can tell, but you must use .... Twinkies or Twinkie-like substances that look like Twinkies. (Generic knock offs are perfectly fine.) You can digitally alter a picture of a Twinkies, draw a funny Twinkies picture, or make something out of real Twinkies, because Ak wants to see *YOUR* Twinkies! hahahaha!
So let's maker her proud! And thanks dear!
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:03 pm
But... But... BUT... I wanted to see TWEEKIES.
Twinkies are good, too, though. *lol*
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(And what you said is so on my profile. So no phone excuses. I have it in print. mrgreen )
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:07 pm
I am adamant it was on the phone and that my evil nemesis twin with poor spelling and overall hygiene and education did it.
Yup, mmm hmmmm... That's it. ninja
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:40 pm
wait... so this is a vag contest? the hell have I been missing??
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:42 pm
Brian?? BRIAN??
IS IT REALLY YOU??
OMG, MAN! Please tell me you're going to check in once in a blue moon. I'm SOOOOOO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!! I've been worried about you since Christmas, ffs.
YOU OWE US BIG TIME. Lifetime of indentured servitude, at the very least. Get on it. wink
Miss you... Know life is crazy... It's crazy for EVERYONE, but at least pop on and say "hi" once in awhile... And really, mate... Unless you sell the guild... We're pretty screwed without you. And I don't WANT you to sell the guild. I want you to come back and play with us.
And I TOTALLY want to see your tweekie, man. Like... Right now. blaugh
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:45 pm
Sorry I've neglected you all for so long. Things have been hectic and now I've got a new job and it basically takes up my entire day, every day, all week. I love it though! I don't get much time for anything but I'll try and hop on here on my nights off if I can. Did you just say you wanted to see my vag?
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:11 pm
Bri... I know you don't have a vag... But you might have a tweekie. *lol*
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:09 am
If this is some ploy to get me naked.. it's going to take a lot more than that. I like beer for one. And cookies.
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