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 Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:24 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:33 am
I assume it would work like a dating RPG. Basically a wish fulfilment for girls who are hung up on having their own 'Tru Wuv'.
Of course the ONLY two you would be able to date would be Edward or Jacob. None of the other 4+ boys that apparently fall madly in love with Bella during the series. Only the 'hottest' boys can be love interests, remember that girls.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:56 am
Actually, I saw Twilight Scene-It at GameStop. And just when I thought the video game store would be safe...
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:49 pm
Jerba Actually, I saw Twilight Scene-It at GameStop. And just when I thought the video game store would be safe... I saw that at Target once. It confuses me to no end. The Harry Potter Scene-It at least made sense given it's deeply complitcated plot, but Twilight? What's the point in that?
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:42 pm
I always thought they could never milk enough plot outta the thing to apply it to a game.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:31 pm
Jerba Actually, I saw Twilight Scene-It at GameStop. And just when I thought the video game store would be safe... *No* place is safe from Twilight, not even Antartica.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:59 pm
Controls for....Twilight-The Game! (as if for the SNES)
A: Stare at Edward
B: Cower behind Edward
X: Lick (?!) Edward
Y: Lead On Jacob
D-Pad Up: Jump
D-Pad Down: Same as B
D-Pad Left: Move Left
D-Pad Right: Move right
The 'Stare at Ed' command gains you a little bit of health.
The 'Cower' command allows Edward to protect you from the meeniez and cras-zs.
The 'Lick' command licks Edward. For some reason.
The 'Lead On' command makes Jacob follow you and beat up teh baddies for you.
Jumping makes you go up (duh) but being a ditzy clutz, you lose health when you go down by breaking your leg.
Moving left or right makes you go left or right. If you didn't know that, something's wrong with you.
Pressing 'Down' has the same effect as 'B'.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:14 pm
Cameron Edgewood Controls for....Twilight-The Game! (as if for the SNES) A: Stare at Edward B: Cower behind Edward X: Lick (?!) Edward Y: Lead On Jacob D-Pad Up: Jump D-Pad Down: Same as B D-Pad Left: Move Left D-Pad Right: Move right The 'Stare at Ed' command gains you a little bit of health. The 'Cower' command allows Edward to protect you from the meeniez and cras-zs. The 'Lick' command licks Edward. For some reason. The 'Lead On' command makes Jacob follow you and beat up teh baddies for you. Jumping makes you go up (duh) but being a ditzy clutz, you lose health when you go down by breaking your leg. Moving left or right makes you go left or right. If you didn't know that, something's wrong with you. Pressing 'Down' has the same effect as 'B'. Double B makes you cry.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:22 pm
Planetary Seas Cameron Edgewood Controls for....Twilight-The Game! (as if for the SNES) A: Stare at Edward B: Cower behind Edward X: Lick (?!) Edward Y: Lead On Jacob D-Pad Up: Jump D-Pad Down: Same as B D-Pad Left: Move Left D-Pad Right: Move right The 'Stare at Ed' command gains you a little bit of health. The 'Cower' command allows Edward to protect you from the meeniez and cras-zs. The 'Lick' command licks Edward. For some reason. The 'Lead On' command makes Jacob follow you and beat up teh baddies for you. Jumping makes you go up (duh) but being a ditzy clutz, you lose health when you go down by breaking your leg. Moving left or right makes you go left or right. If you didn't know that, something's wrong with you. Pressing 'Down' has the same effect as 'B'. Oh Jesus christ are we going to go all epic and wander off into a sarcastic series of gamer jokes again? XD Double B makes you cry.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:23 pm
Hey, they made a videogame of Coraline, i'm sure they can make something up for the fans that sit in front of their TV all day. It'll probably sell for about ten dollars after the first week.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:44 pm
Cameron Edgewood Controls for....Twilight-The Game! (as if for the SNES) A: Stare at Edward B: Cower behind Edward X: Lick (?!) Edward Y: Lead On Jacob D-Pad Up: Jump D-Pad Down: Same as B D-Pad Left: Move Left D-Pad Right: Move right The 'Stare at Ed' command gains you a little bit of health. The 'Cower' command allows Edward to protect you from the meeniez and cras-zs. The 'Lick' command licks Edward. For some reason. The 'Lead On' command makes Jacob follow you and beat up teh baddies for you. Jumping makes you go up (duh) but being a ditzy clutz, you lose health when you go down by breaking your leg. Moving left or right makes you go left or right. If you didn't know that, something's wrong with you. Pressing 'Down' has the same effect as 'B'. LMAO! I can actually see this happening. xD You are pure win, good sir. :"D
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:51 pm
bbchain Hey, they made a videogame of Coraline, i'm sure they can make something up for the fans that sit in front of their TV all day. It'll probably sell for about ten dollars after the first week. Yes, but that game made sense. The thought of a game where you go into the "other" world and try to defeat the "other" mother sounded pretty fun. (Haven't played the game, so I'm not sure if it actually was or not.) What would you actually DO in a Twilight video game? It's not like Bella does jack-s**t more than once.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:06 pm
Planetary Seas Cameron Edgewood Controls for....Twilight-The Game! (as if for the SNES) A: Stare at Edward B: Cower behind Edward X: Lick (?!) Edward Y: Lead On Jacob D-Pad Up: Jump D-Pad Down: Same as B D-Pad Left: Move Left D-Pad Right: Move right The 'Stare at Ed' command gains you a little bit of health. The 'Cower' command allows Edward to protect you from the meeniez and cras-zs. The 'Lick' command licks Edward. For some reason. The 'Lead On' command makes Jacob follow you and beat up teh baddies for you. Jumping makes you go up (duh) but being a ditzy clutz, you lose health when you go down by breaking your leg. Moving left or right makes you go left or right. If you didn't know that, something's wrong with you. Pressing 'Down' has the same effect as 'B'. Double B makes you cry. Pressing A repeatedly makes you stare blankly, without emotion. Just like Kristen Stewart throughout the entire movie!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:29 pm
xXHopless RomanceXx bbchain Hey, they made a videogame of Coraline, i'm sure they can make something up for the fans that sit in front of their TV all day. It'll probably sell for about ten dollars after the first week. Yes, but that game made sense. The thought of a game where you go into the "other" world and try to defeat the "other" mother sounded pretty fun. (Haven't played the game, so I'm not sure if it actually was or not.) What would you actually DO in a Twilight video game? It's not like Bella does jack-s**t more than once. I read the book. It was creepy and amazing. Thhe movie? I'd rather not see that piece of sh*t even again in my whole entire life. It was if they kiddafied the crap. Remember the sister in the theater? When the other mother took over and Coraline was supposed to get the pearl thingy, they were SUPPOSED to come out of this creepy coocoon spiderweb thingy like something out of a horrer film. Instead, it's freaking cotten candy. >.<
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