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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:01 pm


Then I would make it like this!
Twilight
New Moon
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:58 pm


NICE. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:50 am


How could I forget The Ballet Studio Scene? Look at the background at 6:17 They're hitting nothing...
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:24 pm


I love how they're all waving the candy bar around. XD

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:32 pm


Those people have WAAY too much time on their hands...

Twilight is beyond salvation. But, I think it would add depth to the series if the Cullen family weren't so "perfect", especially Edward. Like, Bella would have a far weightier decision to make if her vampire boyfriend actually killed people every once in a while.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:21 pm


I think Twilight would have more interesting for me if Edward had a v****a.

No, seriously. Lesbian vampire romance.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:26 pm


I think it would be more interesting if it were between two female vampires.

Not so much a romance, but more of lust.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:34 pm


I would make it so Jacob isn't a ***** who likes Bella's daughter. That's just wrong...in real life AND fiction.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:20 pm


I would make Bella be a strong independant woman that hardly trips over herself. Then when Edward proposes to her, she tells him, "No way! I got accepted to (insert four-year university here)! Later dude"!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:09 am


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I would make Bella be a strong independant woman that hardly trips over herself. Then when Edward proposes to her, she tells him, "No way! I got accepted to (insert four-year university here)! Later dude"!

Actually... that would be a great ending.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:38 am


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I would make Bella be a strong independant woman that hardly trips over herself. Then when Edward proposes to her, she tells him, "No way! I got accepted to (insert four-year university here)! Later dude"!

Actually... that would be a great ending.


Shades of Legally Blonde, perhaps xd

I like it.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:23 am


Wow, if Bella were a strong, independent heroine, we wouldn't be here griping about it.

I read this story online about a Twitard who was arguing with her Harry Potter fan friend. The Twitard goes: "But Harry Potter's just so weird!" The Harry Potter fan thinks about this, and says: "When Harry falls in love with Ron and Hermione's baby, THEN we can talk."

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:07 pm


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Wow, if Bella were a strong, independent heroine, we wouldn't be here griping about it.

I read this story online about a Twitard who was arguing with her Harry Potter fan friend. The Twitard goes: "But Harry Potter's just so weird!" The Harry Potter fan thinks about this, and says: "When Harry falls in love with Ron and Hermione's baby, THEN we can talk."


Oh that was an awesome comeback, I'm so putting that in my book of quotes. XD
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