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For Gaians of all ages living in or near Portland, OR to get together and have fun. 

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Miss Sing No
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:42 pm


I just spent about 30-50 minutes fighting with an elite n00b in Hollywood...And Won.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:36 pm


Masturbated 10 times a day to a Sears underwear section of an insert while eating Da Bomb beef and bean burritos and drinking Old E.

rofl j/k

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:39 pm


WELL AT LEAST THAT'S MORE PRODUCTIVE.

LOLOLOL
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:17 pm


Actually I have done something very much like that, though I may not have been drinking exactly that and may not have been looking at exactly that, or even anything outside my mind.

I suppose it may have been more productive, if you call a bruised c**k and low sperm count and a hangover — and still no satisfaction — productive.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:07 pm


At least you had an orgasm.

Which is much more productive than staying up past my bed time to argue with a 10 year old.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:08 pm


Male orgasms don't amount to much. It's just BLAM! for a few seconds and that's it. I could totally live without one.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:09 pm


I'd rather have a split second of pleasure than...Whatever.

lol
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:18 pm


At least you won, right?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:45 pm


I'm not sure which gender, but I've read in a lot of different places that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Wtf, why can't people have that? Seriously! D:
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