ABOUT holy s**t I haven't updated this thing in years

HOLY s**t I HAVEN"T UPDATED THIS IN YEARS! And I'm probably not going to any time soon...

[New About Me. Status: IN PROGRESS]

Please don't just randomly add me. I don't mind making new friends. In fact I love it. But I don't want to just add someone out of the blue that I don't know. PM me, comment me, find me in the forums, whatever. But talk to me first, get to know me. <3

So my Uncle makes this amazing bread. Before I say anything else I gotta say, I am a picky eater. I don't eat healthy bread. I don't eat vegetables. Or fruit (except for two or three specific types of apple). I hardly eat anything at all besides junk food. And I will eat this bread. It is healthy bread. It's like wheat and grains and seeds and deliciousness. You can read ALL the ingredients on the label. What I mean by that is none that riboflavin or polyfrajuilfjhurief nonsense. I don't even remember half of those stupid words. It's got his story on there...it's just awesome. And I found some image things for the different types! Here you go:











I don't know what states they ship to, so if anyone sees this and wants some, you might not be able to get it. Sorry. But I can find out where and let you know. Also, you should check out his story. http://daveskillerbread.com/story.shtml The thing is, this is all true. It sounds kinda cheesy sometimes...but they do all the good stuff they say. And he doesn't actually break into a house or steal from people in the video I linked to XD Dave and some friends filmed that for the video,

Sign from Seductivedreamz/Tori!

My MoMo's name is Data. I named him after the monkey from Megaman Legends/Megaman Legends 2/The Misadventures of Tronne Bonne/etc. My Scarlet Sprite's name is Ombra. I don't have a name for my Pixie yet. My CoCo kitty has a name but I forget...>_< My Yeti has a name but I forget that too. Uhh...what other animals/pets do I have. Let's see...

Let's see...how does this go again?


I have been officially diagnosed with OCD, ODD, PTSD, ADHD/ADD, Depression, and anger issues. I have been tentatively diagnosed with Asperger's and I believe I have it. I have anxiety issues, possible from the Asperger's, possibly just in general.
I am, however, 95%-99% certain I have Asperger's. And I consider most of my official diagnoses nullified. But, I have yet to get an official diagnosis of Asperger's, so we'll see.

Long questionnaire thing for my about me section! 8D
THE BASICS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1 - Orientation? - I usually say Bisexual. But really, if it's legal, I'm not taken, they're not taken and I find them attractive that's all that matters. Well, personality and what's inside are part of that too. Of course. I mean like, if they're not the most beautiful or sexy, but I love them. Who cares? I have chosen to follow God, and therefore I choose to only be with a girl. As far as transgender...I am unsure what the Bible says about that.
2 - Gender? - I'm a male.
3 - Age? In my head? 15-17 usually. Sometimes younger sometimes older. Physically 21. I WILL NEVER GROW UP! D<
4 - Screen Name?- IosefKoranison. TheArachnid. BeastBoy1. IronGanon. Arachnidxxx(I meant it like poison or venom not like alcohol or whatever). Lord Darth Vader8. Barragan_Luisenbarn8. Coolguy157. Le'karthos.
5 - Birthday? - June 15, 1989.
6 - Race? - According to my dad 1/4 Irish, 1/4 French-Canadian. For sure 1/8th Norwegian. And 3/8ths who knows what.
7 - School/Grade? - Currently no school. Got my Honors GED (Ranking me in the top 2% of all 100% graduating US High School seniors. Which was news to me. o_O )
8 - Job? - Unemployed.
9 - Status? -Single.
10 - Hometown?- Portland, OR
11 - Current Town? - See above.
12 - Parents Still Together? - Divorced.
13 - Siblings?- One brother by my parents. Three step-siblings. And several brothers and sisters from another mother(s).
14 - Pets? - I has a kitty now! Her name is Mystyck(I didn't name her), she's a tuxedo cat. She's smart and fluffy and fat (not unhealthily so) and loves being petted and I just love her so much.
15 - Smoker - No. D< Asthma + allergy to cigarettes + hatred of the smell + hatred of what they do to people = "That's unpossible!"
16 - Drinker? - Never. See above.
17 - Virgin? - No, sadly. Far from it. But God forgave me and it's in the past.
18 - Orientation? - I already answered this.
19 - Drugs?- Only the ones my doctor prescribes. 8D. And hopefully someday soon, none.
APPEARANCE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
20 - Hair Color?- Dark blonde or brown..
21 - Is it Dyed? - Not as far as I know, I had some blonde highlights several years ago.
22 - Eye color? - Hazel-ish.
23 - Height? - 5'11"-6'
24 - Style - Anything that's comfortable or that I think is cool..
25 - Glasses/Contacts/None? Glasses. I miss my contacts though.
26 - Freckles? - Nope.
27 - Body Type? - Semi-muscular underneath fat. Meds and eating habits made me gain weight, now I'm working on losing it.
28 - Shoe Size? - 13 or so.
29 - Piercings? - Nope.
30 - Want More? - Maybe, probably not.
31 - Tattoos? - I want one or two someday. Maybe.
32 - Want More? - Uh...yeah. Duh. I just said that.
33 - Braces? - No.
34 - Overall Best Feature? - Appearance is subjective.
35 - Overall Worst Feature? - See above.
36 - Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad? - Mom.
LIKES/DISLIKES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
37 - Favorite Color? - Red. But I love all colors.
38 - Worst Color? - Vomit color. <---this
39 - Favorite Number? - 8
40 - Favorite Animal? - No favorite. I love them all.
41 - Least Favorite Animal? - Stupid people.
42 - Favorite Flower? - Red Rose.
43 - Favorite Food? - No favorite.
44 - Worst Food? - Anything green. Ew.
45 - Favorite Junk Food? - No favorite.
46 - Worst Junk Food? - Uh...?
47 - Favorite Restaurant? - No favorite.
48 - Favorite Ice Cream Flavor? - Vanilla or Cookie dough.
49 - Favorite Candy? - Reese's or Butterfinger.
50 - Favorite Alcoholic Drink - I don't drink.
51 - Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink? - Chocolate Milk, then Soda, then applejuice.
52 - Worst Alcoholic Drink? - All of them.
53 - Worst NON Alcoholic Drink? - Uh...I dunno. Anything that tastes icky to me.
54 - Favorite Genre of Music? - All of them!
55 - Worst Genre ? - People singing out of key? None. I dunno.
56 - Favorite Band/Artist - Your mom (No favorite)
57 - Worst Band/Artist? - See above.
58 - Favorite Song?- See above.
59 - Worst Song? - See above!
60 - Favorite Radio Station? - SEE ABOVE!
61 - Favorite Book ? - None.
62 - Worst Book? - I dunno.
63 - Favorite Type of Movie? - All.
64 - Worst Type of Movie - Bad ones. Stupid ones. Poorly made book-to-movies.
65 - Favorite Movie? - No favorite.
66 - Worst Movie Ever? - Eragon.
67 - Favorite TV Show? - Nope.
68 - Worst TV Show? - None.
69 - Favorite Season of the Year? - Winter
70- Worst Season? - Summer
71 - Best Friends? - I had a best friend. Not anymore.
72 - Worst Enemy? - I dunno.
73 - Favorite Day of the Week? - I don't have one.
74 - Least Favorite Day of the Week? - No.
75 - Favorite Sport? - Soccer/Hockey.
76 - Sport You Hate? - Uh...?
77 - One thing you cant get enough of? - Too many things to choose from.
78 - One thing you hate more than anything ? - Stupidity/ignorance/prejudice/bigotry/(they are all the same thing)
LOVE LIFE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
79 - Are You Single? - Yes.
80 - If not, who is your bf/gf? Answer not required.
81 - How Long Have You Been Together? Can you not read?
82 - If You're Single, Do you Like It? -When I'm single I hate it..
83 - Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? - I don't know.
84 - First Kiss? - First real kiss was my ex-boyfriend.
85 - Ever Kiss in the Rain? - No.
86 - In a Movie Theater? - No.
87 - Underwater? - No.
88 - First Love? - Her name was Heather. Heather Ashley Mills. (Not Paul Mcartney's ex. A girl I knew in middle school.)
89 - Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? - Twice. And I hate myself for it. I swore I never would and I did. Twice. I fail.
90 - Been Cheated on? - Yes.
91 - Used Someone? - Not as far as a romantic relationship is concerned. When I was in elementary school I would have this girl get me cookies and stuff because she wanted to be my friend. I was a jerk. crying
92 - Been used? - I don't know.
93 - Lied to your bf/gf? - No, not except for the lie by omission of cheating on them.
94 - Ever Made out With Just a Friend? - Never made out ever.
95 - Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? Yes. ):
96 - Are You a Tease? - Not really. Not anymore.
97 - Do you Flirt a Lot? - Oh yes. Definitely. Not anymore.
98 - Longest Relationship? - Total I would say my ex-boyfriend.
99 - Shortest? - I dunno.
100 - Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? - I think so. I dunno.
101 - Ever Get Flowers? - I don't think so.
102 - Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten? - I don't remember.
103 - Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day? - Yeah, when I'm not single. XD
104 - Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? - I believe in attraction and lust at first sight that can blossom in to love.
105 - Do you Believe in? - Do I believe in? What does that mean?
106 - Do you Fall in Love Fast? - No. I take a while.
107 - Are you a Player? - No.
108 - Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? - Uhhh......did you not read my orientation answer?Not anymore.
109 - Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? - No.
110 - Kissed 2 People At One Time? - No.
111 - Had Sex with 2 People in One day? - No.
112 - Had sex with 2 People at One Time? - No.
113 - Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? Yup.
114 - Ever Been Dumped? - Twice at least.
115 - Ever dumped someone? - Yup.
116 - Ever been rejected? - I don't think so.
117 - Do you have a lot of ex's? I have three.
118 - Are you a slut? - Used to be.
119 - Ever been called one? - Yup.
120 - Ever dated someone more than once? - Yes.
121 - Do you ever make the first move? - No. I'm way too anxious for that.
122 - Double dates or single? - Both.
123 - Do you want to get married? - Yeah.
OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
124 - Hair Color - Doesn't matter.
125 - Short or long? - Doesn't matter.
126 - Style? - What?
127 - Age? - Age is just a number.
128 - Height? - No preference.
129 - Weight? - Generally, I would say skinny (not crazy skinny or anything) to fat(I'm looking at you Meg!). Also I could love anyone though.
130 - Muscular Or Skinny? - Both have their merits.
131 - Boxers or Briefs? - Both.
132 - Do you care about looks? - No.
OTHER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
133 - Can you drive? - No.
134 - Do You Have a Car? - No.
135 - Do you have a cell phone? - Yes.
136 - Are you online a lot? - Let's see...is noon to around midnight every day a lot?Not like I used to be.
137 - Do you like gay/bi people? - Uh, duh. I'd be hypocritical if I didn't. While this is still true, I want to point out I like all people.
138 - Can you speak another language? - A little bit(meaning a few words or phrases) of several languages.
139 - Do you do well in school? - Not really, I have Asperger's and other things that make school very difficult for me.
140 - Do you collect anything? - All kinds of things. Matches, lighters, old pennies, classic soda bottles, receipts, movie tickets, and more.
141 - Have an obsession? - Several.
142 - Do you hate yourself? - Not really.
143 - Ever smile for no reason? - I don't think I do, but I might.
144 - Talk to yourself? - Yeah sure.
145 - Do you have any regrets? - Plenty.
146 - Believe in magick? - No, I don't. I believe science, magic and all things are actually the same thing. We just need a new term for whatever it is.
147 - Do you support gay marriage? - Of course I do. But not in the religious sense of marriage. Just the union of two people in love forever and all the benefits therein.I am not sure about this. I don't believe God sanctions gay marriage. But we all have the right to live the way we choose. That's according to God, not me. So I'm like, hmm...this is complicated now.
148 - Sex before marriage? - No.
149 - Do you trust people easily? - No I do not.
150 - Forgive easily? - Yes and no.
151 - Do you have a secret no one knows? - One or two.
152 - Do you get along with your parents? - Yeah pretty much.
153 - What about other people? - Generally I do, but I'm very shy and anxious..
154 - How do you vent your anger? - I take deep breaths, analyze why and how and who and what and where. If I can't find out why I'm angry I do something to distract myself so I don't feel angry anymore. If I can figure it out, then the anger goes away really quickly. I control myself until I am not angry anymore either way.
155 - Do you like George Bush? - No, not really..
156 - Goal Before you die? - I have a bucket list with like 150 things or something on it. Ask me if you'd like to see it.
157 - Biggest Fear? - Dying alone, afraid, unloved, hated and not going to Heaven. I don't believe there is a Hell, but I do believe if you don't get to Heaven you are incinerated (basically you are burned by fire from Heaven until nothing is left of you. It's not eternal. It doesn't last forever. Just until you're dust.)
158 - Biggest Weakness? - Having a sinful nature as a human being.
159 - Do you play an instrument? - I want to learn many. But no I don't..
160 - What do you want to be when you grow up? - Lots of things. But I will never grow up, so there!
PERSONALITY TRAITS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
161 - A b***h? - I can be, but very rarely.
162 - A daydreamer? - Oh totally.
163 - Shy? - Yes. Very much so.
164 - Talkative? - Yes.
165 - Energetic? - Sometimes.
166 - Happy? - Usually.
167 - Depressed? - Fairly often. I have depression after all..
168 - Funny? - I do my best to be.
169 - Slutty? - I can be. But I'm also a man-whore sometimes too!Not anymore.
170 - Boring? - I suppose to some people I am.
171 - Mean? - Sometimes when I'm really mad or if I'm online and you're an annoying stupid n00b.As little as possible.
172 - Nice? - Almost always.
173 - Caring? - To a fault.
174 - Trustworthy? - One of the most I'd like to think.
175 - Confident? - Not in most areas.
176 - Friendly? - Yes. But I can be shy and anxious and awkward at first sometimes.
177 - Smart? - But of course. But I'm not perfect either!
178 - Sarcastic? - Nooo, of course not. What ever gave you that idea? xP
179 - Dependable? - Yes.
180 - Quiet? - Sometimes, sometimes not.
181 - Weird? - Lobster bisque. WEIRD IS SUPERIOR!
182 - Adaptable? - To some things and situations.
183 - Strong (emotionally)? - Yes and no. It deprends.
184 - Strong (physically)? - Yeah, but I don't have very good stamina right now. I'm not the healthiest..
185 - Mature? - When I'm required to be.
186 - Logical? - Most of the time. I am a very logical thinker.
187 - Religious? - Yeah. I am a Seventh-Day Adventist. Which is a type of Christian. But I'm not one of those bible-thumpers. Those people are not Christians.
188 - Modest? - Yeah, very much..
189 - Indecisive? - Oh I am indecisive like crazy. Or maybe not. Hmm...I can't decide. :p
190 - Sympathetic? - Almost always.
191 - Polite? - I'm hardly ever not polite. XD
192 - Creative? - Like crazy, but I don't know how to express it.
193 - Fun to be around? - I hope so. I secretly fear that I'm not.
194 - Lovable? - Everyone is lovable. They just need to find the right people to love them.
195 - Easily Amused? - Yes.
196 - Outgoing? - I try to be.
197 - Daring? - No; not really.
198 - Clumsy? - Lol yeah.
199 - Nosy? - I can be, I do my best not to be though.
200 - Lazy? - I don't feel like answering this one. Blahh. (That would be a yes.)
201 - Scary? - *grins* Oh...I don't know. Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to have your skin peeled off layer by layer? I could go on. I know how to be.
202 - Optimistic? - Optimistic pessimist sometimes, other times a pessimistic optimist.
203 - Persuasive? - I dunno.
204 - A good listener? - Yes.
205 - Curious? - Insatiably curious.
206 - Determined? - Sometimes.
207 - Artistic? - Yeah, but I can't draw for beans.
208 - Honest? - Compulsively so. But I will lie when I feel it is necessary for safety or someone's feelings.
209 - Respectful? - Yes.
210 - Conceited? - No.
211 - Cocky? - No.
212 - Controlling? - No.
213 - Playful? - Oh yeah.
214 - Easygoing? - Yeah; pretty much.
215 - Carefree? - Usually.
216 - Hot Headed? - Not really.
217 - Serious? - Sometimes, but not usually.
218 - Thoughtful? - Very.
219 - Considerate? - Very.
220 - Stubborn? - VERY very.
221 - Romantic? - Hopeless romantic I am.
222 - Ambitious? - Meh, not really.
223 - Jealous? - Nope.
224 - Insecure? - I can be...
225 - Obsessive? - I have OCD and Asperger's. What do you think?
226 - Attentive? - Of course.
227 - Helpful? - Whenever I can be.
228 - Punctual? - Not always, I try to plan to arrive early so I can at least arrive on time if something goes wrong. And it usually does.
229 - Rational? - Most of the time.
230 - Sincere? - Yes. Of course.
231 - Tolerant? - Very.

From like I have no idea when or something like that:
Me and the family! ^_^
My grandma's grandkids
Me and my bro
Me, grandma, mom and my bro

From February of some year:
Funny face!
Teddy bear!
Cool dude!
Awww!

From who knows when, maybe a year or two ago
Picture
Picture
etc.

Ghost Nappa Dream Avi:

Total Value: 4,145,079 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Infernal Spirit 2nd Gen
Will-o-the-Wisp
White Body Dye
Mythrill Armor
Damascus Armor
Blue Holographic Eyepiece
Those Black 90s Gloves
Buddhist Monk's Tonsure
Mall Cop Mustache

One of many Dream Avis:

Total Value: 5,999,902 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Nano-C 2nd Gen
Nano-C 5th Gen
White Body Dye
Nano-C 5th Gen
Nano-C 7th Gen
Nano-C 2nd Gen

Completed
Current avi I'm after:

Total Value: 61,904 Gold
After Exclusions: 37,730 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
Street Fighter IV Megapack
Bone Scythe
Heart Eye Patch
Elven Ears
Triple Demon Horns
Sparkling Eyes Clown Makeup
White Leather Belt
Forum Badge (CB)
Elegant Snowy Cravat
Midnight Gothic Bat Boots
Elegant Snowy Leggings
Bounty Hunter Wild West Duster Coat
Red MehTRO T with Cross
Knee Pads
Cig
Ruby Forehead Jewel




Below is my old about me content. I don't like change, but I wanted a new about me, so I decided to keep it, but put the new one above it. 3nodding


That's all Im gona put. Unless I decide to put something else. QUACK!!! I shall interchange this with my sig when I am offline. Since it is here and not in my sig it means I am online. IosefKoranison is currently offline. Please leave a message after the quack. (That means in my profile!)Small is the number of them that see with their own eyes, and feel with their own hearts -Albert Einstein