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 Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:04 pm
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/twilight-saga-the-last-vampire/t.53611023/
But I just got accpeted in a PM to be Edward....yes....oh god YES
So far:
Edward glanced in Bella's general direction. It being a tad difficult to too directly at her since his forehead was jetting of his face and blocking much of his eyesight. "Bella..." he said softly in her ear while he raised his hand reading to backhand her just in case a b***h gets outta line. "I need to tell you something..." He looked down and took out his pocket mirror to apply more lip gloss. He turned his attention back to her. "I'm pregnant...and Jacob is the father." The Cullen's all gasped! "I knew it!" said Background Guy B. "The reason I had to knock you unconscious when I raped you we made love is because I have a v****a.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:02 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:23 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:32 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:02 am
WIN biggrin
Oh god, what did the Twitards do when you said that?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:16 pm
awesome, this made my day rofl
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:19 pm
Hahaha! The part about the backhanding really got me.
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