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 Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:15 pm
Stuff like:
Twilight is as romantic as Clockwork Orange.
Twilight is to vampires as MTV is to good music.
Hmm? Hmm?
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:40 pm
Saying Twilight is good is like saying Hitler was a saint.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:43 pm
SVEdward is to sparkles as Meyer is to cellulite.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:45 pm
Twilight is to literature as water is a way to start fire.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:45 pm
Saying Meyer is a literary genius is mocking the real literary geniuses like Chesterton and Belloc!
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:54 pm
This thread has the distinct potential for hilarity. rofl
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:57 pm
Saying SMeyer is just a little crazy is like saying Napolean was a little short.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:59 pm
Twilight is to Vampires what Scientology is to Religion. stare
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:00 pm
Cameron Edgewood Saying SMeyer is just a little crazy is like saying Napolean was a little short. He...actually wasn't that short. *nerd moment*
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:03 pm
Twilight is about as addictive as stabbing yourself in the throat with a wooden pole down into your stomach and ripping it out, followed by eating it and then crapping it out into your own eye and eating it once more.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:03 pm
I freakin' love these. rofl
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:05 pm
Evelyn the Night Hawk This thread has the distinct potential for hilarity. rofl Thanks. :] Also, Chesterton > Meyer
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:07 pm
Bella dating Edward is like a drug addict dating heroin.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:11 pm
Bella lusting over Edward is like a pervert in front of strippers dancing erotically.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:13 pm
Bella loving Edward makes as much sense as Jason Voorhees having a tea party.
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