Bloodlust Christian
Excalibar: Fool!! Don't you know my legend dates back to the 12th century!! When all.... (blah-blah...)
Yeah, and what have you done resently? Ever since the advent of guns swords, including 'legendary' ones like yourself, have been dying off little by little. Knives and handaxes are the only bladed weapon any army wishes to carry anymore. You are nothing more than a talking rusty ancient relic...
blaugh Blood, I would join your clan, but I am not into Zomg sorry.