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 Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:36 am
if u lie i would find where u live n something ahh i'm tired n i would tell my kid(s) the truth bout how babies are made not some silly @$$ lie like "they come from a cabbage patch" or "the stork brings them' WHO THE F**K WOULD BE SO STUPID TO BELIEVE THAT besides kids
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:09 am
I would say they come from a VERY SPECIAL PLACE
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:59 am
I would tell them the truth.
"The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s."
Any questions?
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:03 am
salamencebag91 I would tell them the truth. "The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s." Any questions? that sorta creepy even for me i just wanted a yes or no answer not a whole description shesh
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:04 am
emsincal I would say they come from a VERY SPECIAL PLACE now that something i can bare to hear from a parent to not scar a kid for life
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:15 am
razor-fang-knight salamencebag91 I would tell them the truth. "The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s." Any questions? that sorta creepy even for me i just wanted a yes or no answer not a whole description shesh I said I would. Then I went into detail. That would at least a C...
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:21 am
salamencebag91 razor-fang-knight salamencebag91 I would tell them the truth. "The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s." Any questions? that sorta creepy even for me i just wanted a yes or no answer not a whole description shesh I said I would. Then I went into detail. That would at least a C... yea but just keep the detail to yourself cause everyone here must have already know how babies are made just stop i got goosebumps now
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:35 pm
Cry about it, I like giving examples.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:39 pm
salamencebag91 Cry about it, I like giving examples. i just creeped out but i just get spooked when read long phrases (i'm a strange guy)
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:11 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:17 am
salamencebag91 I would tell them the truth. "The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s." Any questions? Okey..if i was a kid around 5 years of age i would be SERIOUSLY throwing-up at that point. its better then making up a story or a "white" lie. seriously its to much for the kids to handle. an you want to keep their innonce for a caple more years
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:31 am
i'd just "go um yes mommy's wanting to talk to you about that" and run away
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:52 am
salamencebag91 I would tell them the truth. "The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s." Any questions?
haha nice XD
direct, as always, I like you x3
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:28 am
TheNightmare3636 salamencebag91 I would tell them the truth. "The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s." Any questions? Okey..if i was a kid around 5 years of age i would be SERIOUSLY throwing-up at that point. its better then making up a story or a "white" lie. seriously its to much for the kids to handle. an you want to keep their innonce for a caple more years Know what... Tell your daughter that a stork delivers a kid.. Go ahead.. She wont know what sex is or what the consequences are. So some nice guy is gonna cone up and be nice to her and hes gonna get her alone and take her clothes off and be like "Its okay, i wont hurt you." and then he ******** her and in nine months shes pregnant. Knows who's fault that will be? Yours, for not ******** telling them the damned truth.
Have fun having a pregnant 13 year old daughter... stare
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:29 am
KaosMoon salamencebag91 I would tell them the truth. "The daddy has a p***s. Its basically a small meat stick that hangs between his legs, funny looking. The mommy, has a v****a, to keep it simple. A sensitive hole. Anyways... When they're ready to 'procreate' which is a fancy word for 'him Fu***** the hell out of her', or make a baby, the p***s becomes engorged with blood and gets long and stiff, usually about.. 5 - 7 inches. Dont worry at no time will you see the blood, or will it get on her. So, then the daddy pushes his p***s in to the mommys v****a. He moves it in and out for.. For most guys about 5 - 10 minutes... For me... Half hour.. Maybe an hour if im bored. Anyways, at which time the man ejaculates. Which means he shoots sticky white stuff out the tip of his p***s inside of the mommy. Dont worry she doesnt feel it. Then the sperm, tadpole like things in the c**, the white stuff, swim up into the girl towards the ovaries where there will be a small egg, nothing like the eggs we eat. A lot smaller and different. So, when the sperm reaches the egg one of them will get inside. The egg will then continue to the woman uterus and latch onto the side where it will grow into the disgusting annoying thing we call a baby in about 9 - 10 months. Then when its being born, the mommys v****a will have to stretch to the size of a football. Now, to prevent having a baby, the daddy will wear something called a condom. Its basically a balloon that the guy puts around his p***s." Any questions?
haha nice XD
direct, as always, I like you x3Why, thank you.
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