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Reverend MacManus rolled 3 6-sided dice:
4, 2, 4
Total: 10 (3-18)
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 Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:53 pm
It would appear that Dethklok has opened a yet to be named... waterpark of immense proportions! We're understanding that the park isn't fueled by water, but instead "booze" as was said by William Murderface. The park is open to all ages and subject to diplomatic immunity. William Murderface had this to say..."I jusht want to share booze with everyone. Booze ish food, okay? And like, everyone should be able to jusht enjoy it. Shwim in it, eat in it. Even go pee pee time in it. Sho thish ish jusht my way of sharing a little bit of ush with the world." And there you have it! We've just been informed that yes, all restrooms inside this booze waterpark will actually have booze instead of water. Let's hope that this is a little safer than other Dethklok sponsored events! Wait, what's going on!? What is he...!?*sprays a high powered booze hose on the audience causing massive casualties, amputees and injuries* Concept:
Booze themed waterpark, use your imagination. Feel free to use mules to act out as Dethklok fans. If you also have another mule dressed as a Klokateer, feel free to kill off your fan mules and fuel as much chaos as you would like. This is just a test thread to see how RP'ing can potentially play out in a guild setting. Feel free to critique as the thread grows or does not grow, so we can host better RP threads in the future users will be more receptive to. Thanks, and enjoy.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:59 pm
*walks through piles of bodies drowning in booze and missing limbs, thinking to himself* What should we call thish plache anywaysh? Wait! I'm going to be the firsht on the shlide! All right!!! *runs to the Murderface slide, designed like Murderface's head and slides down his own tongue*
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Nathan Explosions Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:27 am
so im guessing that now not only do we have Dorito Land we now have a Waterpark made of Booze?
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:55 am
~ ~-walks over all the dead bodies,
glad she showed up after whatever happened
that killed them-
a waterland made of booze?
interesting... though sad i don't drink,
i'm sure nathan would like me covered
in beer..
-hops over to the entrance and looks around-
hey!
nathan!
you came too? ~~ ^-- Art Shop --^
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:49 am
*making up a song*
Dead guys, there are dead guys all over the plaaace, hope they don't get up and slap you in the faaaace~ They are dead! Sucks for them! La la la da doooo!
*Weaves through dead guys*
Well. This be an interesting idea. Never been one for waterparks, or booze, for that matter, but...
*shrugs*
Could be fun times.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:35 pm
I love thish place! I think I'll invite my grandma... in hopesh she'll die. If you guysh need anything, jusht let me know. I'll be at the bounce houshe with the toplessh ladiesh. Or I'll be shooting booze into the mouthsh of fansh at one of the gamesh. Too bad they don't live long though.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:39 pm
Nathan Explosions so im guessing that now not only do we have Dorito Land we now have a Waterpark made of Booze? Yeah, before I go... Thish ish my way of shaying I'm shorry for you know, all that shand we had to clean up. I wash even shure to make sure Exploshion Shauce wash the only condiment allowed here. Oh, you might want to try the wine gallery. Shkwishgaar wash over there pouring drinksh with naked soon to be milfsh. *walks off to enjoy the park*
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:27 am
~~-has been walking around the park
mostly, not knowing what to do. eventually
she sits on a bench in her purple bikini
and watches out for any of dethklok to
walk by, and sighs heavily-
these places are no fun with out friends...~~^-- Art Shop --^
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Nathan Explosions Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:51 am
*comes scampering* someone say Purple Bikini? eek
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:49 pm
*wanders around*
This place is pretty hilarious, actually... *accidentally steps on dead guy's face*
Aw, man! Stepped in dead guy. *wipes foot on dude's clothes* Stupid dead guys, bein' all underfoot, makin' it hard to walk... *complains*
Oh well. *shrugs* I should go find Murderface. whee
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:46 pm
I should s**t down I think I! *throws up on a pile of corpses*
Ah, much better. *rubs stomach*
Thish place ish aweshome!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:52 pm
*Glares at dead guy* Yeah, you better... um... not say anything. On account of you bein' dead and stepped-on and everything... no face. *coughs* Right. *kicks the damn thing*
*walks along*
Oh! Hey! Murderfaaaace!~ *waves*
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:57 pm
You ugh... might want to be careful not to get your eye wet, Cyborg. Hamburger time ishn't brutal.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:09 pm
Huh. Good point.
I think it's waterproof or something, though... or like... water retardant. Hahaha. Dunno if that means all liquids, though...
Anyways I just wanted to see what this place was about, anyway. I don't much like waterparks. *shrugs*
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:09 pm
Oh, shince you're here... I jusht wanted to let you know that I really...
*rollercoaster goes overhead making him inaudible*
...and that'sh how I feel about you.
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