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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:44 pm
The show opened up with footage from the PPV, including the shocking finish to the PPV where Chrono got shot. Kurone Clepsydra stood in the middle of the ring, she was very emotional but she tried to keep her composure for the EEW Audience.  " Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a case of bad news and good news. If you've seen Carnage Rules, then you know that Team Chrono won and well due to an 'Unforeseen Circumstance' he's no longer in charge. Which brings me to the here and now. You see for now I'm in charge of Monday Night Burn. That's the Good News. You see, in the event of something happening to Chrono, he had it so that one of his family members, a Clepsydra take over. I can see that he's engaged to Yuke but the problem is they were a little... Too late. Right then, so don't you worry your pretty little heads everyone. I'm not evil like Yuke and Chrono. If you saw the Main Event, then you know I helped EEW all throughout the match." She paused, the crowd gave her a mixed reaction. She wiped away a tear from her eye and continued. " I appreciate everyone's concern over Chrono's health and his family. I know they appreciate it just like I do. All the tweets and the E-mails, Chrono isn't dead. He was shot in the shoulder and currently is recovering in his mansion. Which brings me to Jed. I'm not going to question your sanity Jed, and I'm not going to question your logic. I would commit YOU in an asylum, however our resident psychiatrist seems to have been tramatized... " With that last statement, Kurone seemed to smile a little, and even giggle. " I'm not going to indite charges on you Jed, simply because I can't. When I was at the hospital, Chrono specifically stated that he won't allow you to go to jail Jed. His exact words were 'Do not press charges against that piece of s**t, I won't allow him to be a prison b***h. At least until after I come back and make him my b***h. Let him keep his job too. Because I'm going to take him out my way." Kurone pulled out a few pieces of paper from the hem of her skirt, and looked them over. " The EEW title match that was between Chrono and Jed was official. However there's one problem. Jed didn't pin Chrono, nor did Chrono get up after a 10 count. So as the acting GM, by the power invested in me. The EEW Championship is VACATED!" The crowd was stunned. This was indeed a shocker. " Now then, I've brought out a special guest for this evening, but before I bring him out I one more piece of business to take care of. Yuke, I know you're here and my condolences to you. I know you and Chrono did indeed get married earlier this morning. However I cannot allow you to go after Jed, Chrono wouldn't want that. I know how you feel. But don't Okay sweetie, don't. I don't want to have to let you go. Team Carnage, well Team.. What's left of the Team anyways.. Claire, Lauri, everyone it's been a great run but I'm going to have to disband the team..." Kurone sighed as she looked at more paper work. She shook her head. "I'd love to say that but I can't.. Claire and Lauri I'm afraid that I'll have to retain your services. You see both of you have titles in EEW and you both won them as members of Team Carnage. So for now ride it out.. Lauri, as promised though I'll help pay for your medicine and that surgery you needed. Alright that's all the affairs in order for now. Time to bring out my special guest of this evening.... "
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:32 pm
After a short silence, Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena and the crowd is SHOCKED to see 'The Talented One' Cartwright appear on the entrance ramp. They get to their feet and cheer loudly as he makes his way to the ring with his mic in his left hand and high-fiving the fans by the barricade with his right.
Cartwright steps into the ring and smiles.
"I never thought I would be here again......and with the ovation you fans have given me, I am happy to be!" He says to more cheers.
"Carnage Rulez was certainly an historic PPV for many reasons. Team EEW lost, I was sure I would be gone forever as the stipulations me and Chrono agreed to before the match stated that if my team lost, I would be banished forever.....never to return.
"In some ways, the incident that occured was a blessing in disguise.....as Kurone wanted to keep me in EEW. Before Canage Rulez I was traded to Drown, so Kurone quickly re-hired me as the General Manager of Drown!" He announces to a huge ovation.
"Kurone, thank you for aiding Team EEW at Carnage Rulez. I am glad that myself and the rest of the team managed to talk to you before the match..."
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:41 pm
"Well Cart, I know your family history and well your history. To be honest, I felt that Drown would be in good hands. Yes we did talk, and sort out details prior to the match. I didn't expect Team EEW to lose, but I know why Emily betrayed your team. See Harli was afraid that Yuke would take out Emily, who as you know seems to be taking out Vixens as of late. Harli happens to be teaming with Yuke, so he asked for a favor and not to have her 'Taken' out. Which I can understand. Just didn't expect Yuke to cash in her favor so soon. Well that's over and done with. She won't be reprimanded. So Cart, welcome to your new role and I assumed that since we're starting a new era in EEW I'm sure you have some thing you want to say?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:44 pm
"Thank you Kurone. If I may, I would like to ask what made you agree to assist Team EEW at Carnage Rulez. Going against your family couldn't have been a easy thing to do, even if you and many others consider them evil."
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:59 pm
"Chrono and I aren't exactly.. Family. Our relationship is complicated at best. But do I consider him evil? He has some valid points, but he went about things the wrong way, and that was something that needed to be stopped. I think you can agree on that. Regardless tonight is all about change, and I believe you said you've hired some people to Drown and we're doing a trade is that right..."
She began to say but was interuppted
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:30 pm
Bang!
Jed entrance video showed for few second, just in those few second the atmosphere changed from a family moment to a serous. After a 40 seconds Jed was shown holding the EEW world title over his shoulder with a few blood stains on it. Jed looked at the camera, while looking at the television behind the camera. Jed noticed he looked good on a live feed.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:34 pm
"Pay no mind to that twit on the tele Cart, it seems no people have no class when it comes to business"
Kurone said in a coy British accent for comedic purposes
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:24 pm
"How's it going EEW!!"
The crowd booed and once that happen Jed's face changed from happy to a little disappointed.
"Hmm. That wasn't the reaction I was hoping to get in an EEW arena. Anyways I heard you were talking about Familys, so I thought I'd stroll in with MY EEW world title and thought we would make this a Family reunion. The Cartwright Family. Sure we are step brothers, but we or brothers in the world of wrestling!"
Jed paused looking at EEW with a smile as they booed. and chanted. "******** p***y!" Jed smile turn to a smirk and frown.
"Is that really the way you want to talk to your savior? Seriously. I shot him for all of you!
The crowd kept chanting ******** p***y!
" For the fans of Riker who thought he was cheated when.. That guy of time thought he could strip such a great champion like him. Lets give it up for Riker!"
Either the crowd hated Riker, or they were not listening, because they kept chanting ******** p***y!
"Or for every superstar in the back that was also cheated, such as Kelly King!"
Jed said with extra euthetsium. However the crowd was dead set on the ******** p***y Chant!
"Or mostly. For my brother. Cartwright! "
That must have hit a cord because the crowds chant began to fade off some.
"Ah so you all are wondering why I would say Cartwright. You see Cartwright is a great wrestlers. But not just that but he his a great promoter. You see EEW would not live with out Cartwright. You all know this is true. and that...Time guy. tried to banish him for ever!!
The ******** p***y chants stopped then a ******** f*****t chant started! Jed was about to talk, but stopped to let someone else talk before he ended this!
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:35 pm
"Seems the crowd doesn't like you much Jed. I don't think ANYONE does. It doesn't matter for whatever reason you had. Shooting Chrono? Really, that's the best you could come up with. You couldn't face him one on one or jump him? You are exactly what this crowd calls you. You're no Saviour, You're no saint, no angel, no demon, no nothing. You are just a sad mortal who when backed into a corner reveals himself to be a coward. You're not right, nor are you just. You can claim to be the Saviour of EEW but really you're just a man who gives into greed. Am I wrong? I highly doubt that as you would've returned that title to EEW Headquarters rather than give in and steal it. A greedy yellow hypocritical coward is what you are Jed. "
The fans cheered on Kurone and began a 'Jed is a coward chant'
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:58 pm
Jed closed his eyes tightly and looked down while holding the EEW world title. Jed looked back up with a smug look on his face. Jed looked to the shoulder that was holding the title and then looked back at Kurone.
"What do you know you whore? "
The crowd chanted. "Jed's the Whore!" Jed started to get pissed as he had stopped speaking fast.
"This place would not be the same without me. The saviour of EEW. With out me people like Pyro, I mean Snypa, would still be running around here. Without me your rating would have drop dramatically. If not for me that psycho time person would be here tonight trying to rub the fact he finally won a belt that means something. Not like is other fantasy belts! "
The crowd hated Jed, but they had to go OOOO. on those last few statements.
"This belt."
Jed looked at the crowd for a second as the changed my their chants more than a girl changes clothes.
"My Extreme Entertainment Wrestling championship belt!"
The crowd booed Jed.
"Is the most honored belt in the wrestling company. But once that Time Guy won the belt I knew what I had to do. I had to save each and every one of you just like before when I was Saints Champion."
The crowd started a "******** the saints!"
"So that is what I did. I went out there, at Carnage Rules, and beat the self proclaimed Time guy for this belt."
Jed raised the belt into the air as the crowd chanted ******** you Jed!
"I'd like to also just say that this reign as your EEW world champion will be different than when I held my saints title or anyone else reign.. I will be allow all comers. Anyone that thinks that can beat me. I will defend this belt with Honor, and class."
The crowd change there chant again but to ******** Bullshit!
"It doesn't matter if you are Christina Parks, Draze, Rick Roley, Tyler, I mean, Joshua Danielson Yuke, Hell even -"
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:17 pm
Careful What You Wish You May Regret It Careful What You Wish You Just Might Get It! Then It All Crashes Down!Kelly King 2.0 burst out from the back, and it seemed his appearance on Burn was one of the only things that could break the longest booing session the EEW Crowd had ever been involved in (seriously, world record there Jed), as some fans stopped booing and started to cheer, considering The One True King had been far more honorable and kind recently. 2.0 had a microphone in hand and he was waisting no time getting down to the ring so that he had a clear look at Jed and so Jed had a clear look at him. King slid into the ring, wearing naught but his wrestling attire and holding his microphone to his mouth. "Kurone, I apologize, to you as well Cartwright. I know I was not invited to this little party, but neither was he and I have a bone to pick with him, as the entire EEW crowd does. So ******** off for a second while I say my peace." 2.0 said, with no disrespect meant with his words. 2.0 turned on a heel and looked up at Jed on the titantron.
The fans, after their brief cheers for 2.0's intrusion, turned back to booing Jed immediately as the silence settled in, however brief. "Jed, you cannot be serious. First of all, I never liked Chrono that much, we had a good business deal that was lucrative for both of us up until the end when he decided to get Jewy, but you shot a man and then you ran away, so I am inclined to think that you don't need psychiactric help because you KNOW it was wrong otherwise you wouldn't have run away."
"No, you need to be in prison. You shot a man in cold blood because you knew he didn't have the answer you wanted. Yeah, see the fans didn't hear it, but I was one of the few people in the ring and I heard the exact words Chrono uttered with his last breath. He said NO to your challenge! So as far as you thinking you defeated him, dispite everything Kurone already said, Chrono didn't even accept your challenge."
"The title is vacant, and I was never pinned. I don't want to push the subject, because times are sensitive, thanks to you Trigger, but if there is one true champion, one true king, you certainly have less claim than I do." 2.0 shouted into his mic, as the crowd kept up their very graphic chants, booing Jed loudly.
"How dare you speak for me, or for Riker, or for Cartwright, because you didn't defend us by being the biggest coward in the history of EEW, nay the HISTORY of WRESTLING! You ruined everything for me, for the boys and the back, and especially for these fans! You wanna accept all comers? Well then I wanna make it official! Kelly King 2.0 vs. Jed! If I win, I get the title and YOU go to JAIL!" 2.0 growled out!
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:36 pm
Just as Jed was about to reply to Kelly King, he had an unexpected guest. Johnathan Riker walked into the shot, stopping just inches away from Jed. Not intimidated by Jed's recent action that would suggest he would attack at any moment. Facing forward he stared him down from behind his mask, hair wet looking hanging in front of his face. He wouldn't even give Jed the chance to look at him before he talked, after breathing out his nose like a bull. "Jed..." Riker paused as if he was gonna let him reply. "You wanna know how I found you?" He asked calming in his raspy voice.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:58 pm
"WHOA WHOA WHOA! Hold everything! "
Kurone said waving her hands trying to get the attention of everyone.
"As of today the EEW Championship is vacated as I said. Chrono did not agree to your match, regardless you politicked to get it anyways. I am however a woman of fairness and I can see where this is going. 2.0 as the former champion you're entitled to a rematch. I'm sure the crowd can agree on that. As much as it would be interesting to SEE Jed go to jail, Chrono is not pressing charges. EEW Carnage Rules was on HIS island. Where he makes the rules. Remember EEW Carnage Rules is being broadcasted LIVE in the Beautiful Island of Selegaria. As I stated, I cannot press charges and Jed's even keeping his job. Unfortunately because Chrono said and I quote 'Because he's going to be put through hell until Chrono returns to erase him from existence.' "
She read this from a slip of paper.
"Really Chrono that's what you wanted to say? Happy now?! Ugh! The point is this 2.0 gets a rematch, and the way that I see it. Riker was the dominant force in the match and he EARNED a contender spot. So perhaps I should do Riker vs 2.0 for the Vacant EEW Title... Hmm What do you think everyone? "
The crowd cheered on with chants of Riker and King
"Hmm but don't you think that might be a bit... One sided.. How bout we spice things up a bit? Cart what say we add on to this match a little? A Three way dance? Nah.. I got it! "
She said snapping her fingers
"A Fatal Four Way match! I'll let you name the other two competitors Cart and the stipulation! Just no Steel Splinters or TLCart. "
She said with a giggle.
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:36 pm
}Your Midnight Role Model{ Marxx's entrance video starts, as well as Welcome to the Masquerade from Thousand Foot Krutch plays through the arena. Marxx appears from the curtain, being on EEW Burn for the first time in over a year! Needless to say many got excited about the Midnight Role Model's presence on the Monday schedule. Was sure not the guy expected there. But he was certainly there for a reason.
He approaches from the ring, and then rolls inside. He gets to the other side, asking for a microphone. Another man wanting to put his word in the mix? Wow!
"You know, when I was first sent to EEW Drown when the new roster was created, I never thought I would get to step inside a Burn ring again. That was something I had in mind until the 2nd birthday of EEW. But after that, I thought I wouldn’t find the opportunity to appear on Burn ever again. But sometimes, actions need reactions, and that's exactly what I'm here for."
The crowd was curious where he was coming from.
"See, last Sunday, it was supposed to be either the continuity of an era or the beginning of a new one. Maybe the restart of one, it was only hanging on the will of the individuals picked to represent the one they wanted as the master of Extreme Entertainment Wrestling. But this time, no matter what the result was, it was meant to be the end of the Chrono era even if it was decided fair and square that said reign would go on. All this, courtesy of the wicked actions from the man right here."
Marxx then points at Jed.
"Jed, seriously, you just can't live without a spotlight, can you? You had to come over and go lower than you ever did before, and probably never will until the day the threat is big enough for you to pull the trigger one more time. What’s next, a bomb under the ring? How many lives will need to be lost for you to be pleased? You’re so centered on yourself that at that very moment, you completely lost control of yourself, you went on and made one of the most coward moves to ever be done in wrestling history. Right now, your place is not in a wrestling ring, but in front of an audience and a jury, waiting to be pronounced guilty and spend the rest of your life in a high security prison."
The crowd roars in agreement. Seriously, you murder someone and you’re still out of jail? There’s a huge problem.
"Why you’re here and not there is above my control and any logical explanations, but I won’t go any further on this as I’m sure no one wants to hear about this dark moment anymore. But what came after that was the EEW World championship being vacated as the reigning champion, the late Chrono Clepsydra, couldn’t defend it for obvious reasons. And as I see, since the spot is open, it needs someone to fill it up."
No s**t, Sherlock...
"Right now, the way I see it, in this ring, many here could be champion, but only one will be. That is, of course, if everyone who came here to b***h and moan are to get into the match. One murdered..."
He points at Jed.
"... One got his chance and got screwed like he deserves..."
He points at 2.0.
“... And the other one, well... Is just a weird guy who released a DVD with some good matches!"
He points at Riker, who should be thankful to him for plugging his DVD on live TV. The magic of free advertising.
"But coming back to what I was going to say, I’m sorry to interrupt you all and I’m gonna let you finish, but I just want to say that I shouldn’t be overlooked in the options of who’s going to be the next champion!"
Calm down, Kanye West.
"No, seriously, I mean I have done some stuff that many didn’t do here. Kelly, I’d like to refresh your memory and bring you deep back in your early career in EEW. There is a man who you crossed path with, but couldn’t beat. There was one moment in your run here when you couldn’t get the best of somebody and then didn’t even face him again. Shame or no opportunity to get back to it? No one knows, but that stint on your so glorious list of things is still there. You hate that person with all your will as you proved it numerous times in the internet, and that guy didn’t keep his feeling for himself about it. Who could it be? Yep, the one guy you see right there in the ring with you."
Marxx gets some cheers after he brought back memories of that moment.
"Riker, I believe we have some unfinished business over the years. No, seriously. I got in a different way, you retained your title over and over, and then went to therapy where you literally lost your balls. Man, where’s the hardcore? Where’s all the crazy stunts only a suicidal man would think of? Where in the world is Waldo... Err, Jonathan Riker? Come back man, come back and be the real man, the real deal you’ve always been. Unlike what, I don’t give you much chances in the World title competition."
That resulted in a mixed reaction. Some still liked Riker, but some could only agree with Marxx.
"So Cartwright, Kurone, I’m not the type to beg for matches and championships, but I think my actions in EEW speak loud enough for me. 3 years since I’ve been here and I did all I could to amaze the fans, Marxxaddicts or not. I devoted myself like no other and I made sacrifices to become the top competitor to ever step inside the EEW ring. I love this business like no other and I feel it. I feel it deep inside. I know that I can grab this company, lift it and put it on my shoulders. From my bright shining debut against Shock and Awe to my Extreme house of Church match against Jed, I made so many great things and I know I can do more. And this could start at House Party. The Midnight Role Model is ready! The midnight Role Model is now focused on one thing, and that is to put the EEW championship around his waist!"
Now he got the crowd going crazy!
"I’m ready, I can feel it! I’m all focused and let me tell you, when my eyes are on something, I get it. And I know what kind of challenges are waiting for me if I really wanna put my hands on it, but I’m not afraid. Many times people came at me with a challenge, I said yes to them and they got their butt kicked. And if I have to be put against these three guys, then the recipe is simple to get to the EEW championship. I’ll simply LEAVE MY..."
Marxx raises his microphone, so the crowd can scream out loud “MARXX!” like they always do at that moment.
"... On them!" With that said, he lowered the microphone as the crowd was just cheering and going crazy. }MARXX!{
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