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So today I was humming the Rickroll. I decided to sing it to my friend Wendy, whom loves this Internet and Encyclopedia Dramatica stuff. She hadn't been talking to be in a while, though.

At lunch, my friend is sitting between us, since our groups were close. My friend tapped her shoulder and called her to let her know I wanted to talk (actually, sing), but when Wendy saw me she just looked away. My friend then told me that she's REALLY pissed that I made fun of Failor Lautner.

WELL, ******** YOU TOO, b***h.

After cracking a few jokes about him and I angred Rene (whom I had already pissed off for ripping up a picture of Jonas Brojobs Brothers) and aggravating my girlfriend (she doesn't see us as dating, as it is against her religion, so therefore our relationship is unofficial). They said if I continued to call him a pig-nosed ***** rapist with a grandma fetish, they'd drag me to the girl's washroom (Sounded not so bad, though my gf threatened to give me a swirly, among other things that were actually kind of sexy to people with that kind of fetish).

After a while, my girlfriend keeps trying to tempt me to trash Failor, even saying that he "had the nose of a certain animal that oinked," among other things, even saying that she will have sex with him. (BTW, she's crushing on him but hates Twilight.)

When the bell rang I shouted out a bunch of insults on Failor and walked my girlfriend to my locker, the insults having pissed off Rene, though she wasn't a twitard about it anyway.

Then me and my girlfriend talked about our insecurities and all that bullshit and she lived happily ever after.

The End.

Dicuss.

Oh, also, our English teacher said we could spice up our plays and change the way our characters speak, "like Austen Powers or Twilight." When she said Twilight, the whole class gave a gargantuan orangutang groan. That was pretty funny.

BROJOBS.
Oh my god.
That...I...it's...
Jack, you're my new hero.
Unless I already made you my hero.
Then you're a DOUBLE hero.

*does the Carlton* Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you....

That's what I think of the situation.