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FRESH DEBATE(concerning Twilight ofcourse)...IN NEED OF HELP

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AMentallyChallengedMuffin

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:41 pm


Ok just got in a debate with this girl. Here is what I have:
Her: ahem his name should be jacob black nhek YEEUH team jacob!

Me: ew twilight .-.

Her: ew hater

Me:sparkly vampire..no..just no ._.

Her: Gee, I didn't realize that "sparkly vampire" was the summary of the ENTIRE series. Hmm I guess everybody spent countless hours reading for nothing.

Me:"Well seeing as there is no plot in the book, sadly, I did waste some time of my life. But hours of reading? If that book took you HOURS to read...it's quiet apparent your not too bright are you, sugarplum?" smile
(thank you MetalFluffyNinja)

Her: Dear Waste of Time,

Yes it took hours to read, in fact a whole week to finish the series. I'm sorry, I don't skip over sentences just to look for word "sparkly." Maybe you should try it sometime, you might, just MIGHT be able to find a plot.

Note: Don't call me "sugarplum," kid.

hmm come on peoples..I need something .-. I haven't gotten into something this heated..er..yeah I'm boring kay? So you know..^^
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:45 pm


"Well seeing as there is no plot in the book, sadly, I did waste some time of my life. But hours of reading? If that book took you HOURS to read...it's quiet apparent your not too bright are you, sugarplum?"

Yes call her sugarplum and add a smile face at the end to piss her off.

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AMentallyChallengedMuffin

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:51 pm


MetalFluffyNinja
"Well seeing as there is no plot in the book, sadly, I did waste some time of my life. But hours of reading? If that book took you HOURS to read...it's quiet apparent your not too bright are you, sugarplum?"

Yes call her sugarplum and add a smile face at the end to piss her off.


Thank you ^^ I will be updating my first post when she responds...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:52 pm



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:10 am


"If you believe Twilight has anything that resembles a plot and not the meanderings of a mentally unstable teenage girl, perhaps you could tell me what the plot of the first book is?"

Keeping in mind that Bella finding out Edward is a "vampire" is a story arc and not the plot, especially since it's written at the back of a book. And that the vampires coming to get Bella happen near the end, just tacked on.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:46 am


YES! I knew sugarplum would piss her off! See how she mentioned it seperately? Just keep calling her that to piss her off.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:57 am


"Please. I can summerize the "plot" of the first book in 3 sentances.

Bella falls in love with Edward at first sight. Turns out he's a vampire. Then, an enemy group of vamps tries to kill her, but Edward saves her.

There, I just saved you all those "hours" of reading."
PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:58 am


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"Please. I can summerize the "plot" of the first book in 3 sentances.

Bella falls in love with Edward at first sight. Turns out he's a vampire. Then, an enemy group of vamps tries to kill her, but they fail.

There, I just saved you all those "hours" of reading."


Thankyew ^.-

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:52 pm


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:16 pm


Once again, Twilighters falling back on their first defense. That being "No one who has actually read the books could possibly NOT like that their fore you are a lair/fat/ugly/stupid/immature/etc.

How dare you have an opinion that differs from her own!

Also, just because millions of people have read it does not automatically make it a good book.

Millions of people read Mein Kamfe as well! Should we all just hall of and join the SS then? ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!


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Lady DeepBlue

PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:15 am


You might want to read a few blogs on this site http://vampychronicles.wordpress.com (if you haven´t already), this will give you more than enough to win the argument. 3nodding
Turns out Meyer doesn´t only have a crush on her own fictional character but she can´t differentiate between seasons of the year (cue a snow storm in July). rolleyes
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:45 pm


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KingJack!
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Um...sure, okay?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:38 pm


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Remember that I helped in maintaining the place just by being anonymous.

Um...sure, okay?

Suffice to say, I'm just an unregistered contributor there. If I didn't go anonymous, then some Twitard might track me down!
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