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THAT IS WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS scream scream scream Or what it will look like soon! I swear to God it is falling off. But only the right half. The left half is normal mad

I have a sinus infection scream I never had one before my sinuses are perfectly normal but I think that time I vomitted through my nose on Friday maybe a little vomit got into a sinus and it got all infected. Thats when they started hurting. AND ITS NOT OK.

I dont get how you people with narrow sinuses deal with this on a regular basis talk2hand I would cut my entire face off. For real.

Anyways I was awake for like 10hrs out of the last 48. And then I finally went to the doctor today and he told me its highly unlikely this will get better by Christmas mad Obviously he doesnt know about Christmas miracles. And he gave me 3 medicines to take. And one was prescription and SUPRISE I'm no longer covered bc my dad never sent in my school stuff so the prescription was $90 and thats not ok bc I had to use my mom's credit card and she could have used that money to buy me more Christmas presents sad

And then I took the drugs and it was lovely BUT THEY WORE OFF scream scream scream scream and one is every 6hrs but the others are every 12hrs and its only been 4 hours so I dont understand. But now I'm awake and my face is falling off and I cant go to sleep bc I cant take drugs crying crying crying crying

And so I'm going to go out to the garage where my dad keeps his hatchet and I will chop the right side of my face off. I read on webMD that sinuses are empty spaces in your head so I am going to take a toothbrush and clean them out so they are empty again and not infected. And then I might try to sew my face back one but I dont think I'll be able to bc that will hurt so I will just look like that douche from Batman for the rest of my life and everyone will hate me bc I will be ugly and then I will have to become a recluse and it will all be very tragic. Its ok though, you guys will still be my friends, right?

It's from that Batman movie.

And I guess a carving knife would be less messy. But I think my mom would freak out if I got blood on her good knives, my dad wouldnt care about a bloody hatchet though, I dont think he's ever even used it. Maybe I could use his ice pick instead, and just like stab my face and then get it hooked on the skin and pull it off?


It's still another hour until I can take my medicine sad And its not even the good kind, its Sudafed. I think I need all 3 kinds at once for it to work D<

How sad is it that I was like " eek gonk But getting cut by glass hurts..." but I'm all fine with pouring battery acid all over my face? xd

KEJO! I'm pretty sure my face will be healed by the time it gets here, but I could probably pour it on other things biggrin