here's a joke
“What were you thinking, Lelouch? Just because I was scared, you could get me to shoot you?” asked Euphie, looking at Lelouch confused at what he had been trying to do. She knew him, she knew how well he thinks things out but even she couldn’t see the logic behind how he thought this would pan out.
“Well, if I used my absolute order, you would have definitely done anything I said,” replied Lelouch, deciding to joke around. “Give me a kiss, dance naked on stage. No matter what the order may be, you would have to—“
“Seriously, enough with your jokes” yelled Euphie, a slight blush on her face. Her thought being, ‘Boy, Lelouch has gotten perverted lately…’
“No really, if I were to say, ‘Make Love to me’ you would have to do it” stated Lelouch like a matter of fact offhandedly. And without time for him to replenish his breath after saying that life changing sentence, Euphie had already jumped into his arms and crashed her lips to his causing him to fall backwards onto the control dashboard, not noticing the light which had turned on.
Frozen still, completely surprised by what was happening, he didn’t actually start acting until he felt tongue to which he quickly pulled his face from hers and practically screamed, “Euphie, what are you doing!?”
His breath hitched however as he came to see the look in her eyes, completely filled with lust and her irises surrounded by a familiar reddish glow.
“Why silly, I’m making love to you. Now let’s get you out of this stuffy jacket” explained Euphie as her hands worked quickly to try to remove his clothing.
Lelouch was in absolute shock. What just happened here? Euphie has fallen prey to the Geass and now carrying out his ‘orders’ of making love to him. How? Wait, this needed more specific clarification. His half-sister, Euphie, is mentally being forced to do the down and dirty with him. Oh, this would be murder to explain away and his overworked brain was already sending messages that it was a lost cause and he should accept that he was well and truly ********. Or he would be soon.
Jogged from his mental sniggers at the (lame) joke he just thought by a chilly breeze to his chest, his eyes lowered to see that Euphie had already gotten rid of his jacket and was just about to get to work on his trousers. It was at this point it was clear to Lelouch that he had to do less thinking and do something lest he be raped by the beautiful yet crazy at the moment (never mind the fact it was Lelouch’s fault) Euphie.
His hands went and gripped Euphie by both wrists and held them up so her assault was assailed to which she just leaned forwards and snuggled her head onto his bare chest. He could even hear her purring. Finally having his brain reboot after this even more surreal turn in events, he was just about to try to talk himself out of this. Just about.
“What are you doing?”
The voice out of nowhere led his attention to C.C. who was just standing in his plain view over Euphie’s shoulder. Like any person caught in a very compromising situation with their half-sister, his thoughts were just plainly, ‘s**t!’
“Erm, well….. Er, you see, er…” stuttered Lelouch.
“You do know this is getting broadcast right?” stated C.C. her voice cold as she stared icily at Lelouch. He was panicking at the moment. This was worse than he thought. Televised! This was supposed to be televised near enough worldwide. Noticing that he was sitting on the control panel enlightened him on how this could have happened.
“I also wouldn’t advise turning around as well. The only camera here is right behind you” continued C.C. His right hand snapped to his face and he realised that he had taken off his mask to negotiate with Euphie before and in a situation like this, his identity as Zero could have been ruined. He was about to look around for his mask when he felt a rough pressure around his head and found himself in the familiar presence of the inside of his mask.
Gruffly held by one arm, he was abruptly pried from Euphie’s grip by C.C. who was now dragging him out of the room. She only looked back once to say to him, “We need to leave. And Now! And afterwards, we are going to have a long chat about what has been going on today.”
Chills went down Lelouch’s back, whether due to the sub zero tone C.C. was using with him or the fact he was sans anything waist up besides his mask. Whatever it was, more chills went up his spine when Euphie shouted out to their retreating forms, “Wait, I still have to make love to you!”
Yeah, they really needed to leave, and fast.
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